Sizzle and Steak

The name's Sanji, resident cook of the Straw Hat Pirates. I make the food, you eat the food, and you respect the food. That's all there is to me. [ Independent Sanji account, I own nothing save for the words I type ]

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I'll make it worth your while~...

Unbeknownst to Vivi, she had already made the idea of teaching her to cook more than ‘worth his while’. The very idea of having an exceptionally beautiful woman like her, both in heart and in spirit, interested in his passion inflamed his heart like nothing else. The blond had to restrain himself from jumping straight through the wooden ceiling of his cabin at the woman’s request, and it was a challenge like no other. Still, the cook managed to compose himself as best he could, shaking all while he used his den den mushi to speak in reply to her question.

"I would be honoured to show you the true art of cooking, Vivi-schwaaaan~! Whenever I have the freedom of movement to reach you, I’ll be sure to show you how to cook up a storm~."

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/slams door open

"Someone get the pills. Quick."

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"Vivi-chwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!!!"

Here, have Sanji burst in, carrying every type of medical aid known to man, and a few not known to man.

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Let's imagine she's in the bath, singing to herself while steam and the gentle scent of soap spread around the room. But, indeed, she needed some help, and who could she call if not the trust worthy chef~?

"Sanji-sannnnnnn...."

"...can you come and scrub my back~?"

Sanji immediately turned to greet the angelic voice behind him, only to be 'greeted' by more than just a voice. Her request fell on all too eager ears, and his mouth gaped open at the sight before him. She wanted him to scrub his back! It was as if the very gods of. . .wherever had assembled to grant the blond a momentous opportunity! He could not stammer out a reply, tongue-tied as though he was. Instead, he willed his shaking feet into action, and slowly, but surely, dragged himself over to the divine sight of the woman's bare body. His hands clenched, the blood from his nose continued to trickle, and in the end, he prepared.

For an opportunity to scrub this woman's back was an opportunity to be taken with none but the finest touch available.

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[/leaves zoros swords here and kisses before running away]

[/just going to nonchalantly throw it in the trash, where most of Zoro's items belong, and Zoro himself~!]

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hai bby can we go to the hot springs maybe

If shore leave lands us in a place where there are hot springs, then I can think of few better things to do than to spend some time with you~.

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[/clings from behind]

[/holy hell you are everywhere, but he doesn't mind. Just gonna let you stay there, and siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh happily~.]

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[/pulls hair into a ponytail and fangirls] so hotttttttttttt *u*

I might have gentlemanly looks, but that is of no consequence. If I am hot, then my handsome appearance is nothing compared to your overwhelming beauty~.

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sanjibby, how about you lose those clothes and cook with an apron yis?

I cannot do so in an environment with my nakama, they would not appreciate such a thing. However, if you have a private residence where I might cook, I would not be against this.

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[/pokes the underside of his chin] You're tall! *O*

I am, but only so I can keep an eye on women even far away, so nobody tries to mistreat them on my watch.

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Sanjiiiiiiiii, lets bake cookies together~!

[/with the thought of having this particular woman so close to him, kneading dough with her slender hands, Sanji could not help but agree with a broad grin, and a firm nod] We will make the best cookies ever made, and it will all be thanks to your aid~.

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I heard you were a cook... are you good with sweets? As in... cookies...? 8D

I am good with anything you could think of, and if it is a feast of cookies that you want, madam, I will happily bake them for you~!

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[/pokes your nose]

[/pokes cheek] ~? <3

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Sanji-sannnnn, can I watch you cook~? [/nuzzle nuzzle] Can I join you~?

So long as you have respect for the food in the kitchen, unlike some other idiots I know, you can do that. [/yep, happy times for cooking!] I would be happy to have your company, it's far better than anyone else I could think to ask for~!

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[/here, have some princess hair stroking]

[/here, have Sanji dying about a thousand happy deaths, while trying to weakly nuzzle into this woman's motions.]

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Sanji-san~! [/cuddle cuddle] How is my prima ballerina doing? 8D

Being called a 'prima ballerina' did not even register in the mind of the blond cook. Hearts swirled around his eyes, and his mouth hung agape at the cuddles he received at this woman's hands. With a warm smile, and an altogether happy disposition, he looked to wrap his own hands around the small of this woman's back. If she was so willing, he would as well look to press his lips against the top of her forehead. "Oh, Vivi-chwaaaaaaaaaaaaan, with your company, I cannot even think to complain about anything~. You have washed all those ills away~!"