CulinaryNanny

Just me talking about my life being a live-in nanny for 4 boys while going to culinary school.

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One of the butterflies hatching this morning

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Early morning surprise :)

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Expecting to have 4 butterflies tomorrow :)

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Ok so I got this little micro lens called super eyes s001 and its kinda cool. Keeping in Mind it was $12. I finally got an ok picture of the monarch eggs and the wings of the butterfly that hatched this morning. But for real I have way too many caterpillars, I have like 20 tiny caterpillars.

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Monarch butterfly season! My mom started doing this with me when I was 10 and ever since I have always loved collecting the eggs and watching the caterpillars slowly grow into butterflies. If you have kids or nanny you should definitely try raising caterpillars at least once. To quote carter(7), "That's really gross...and kind of cool."

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My 3 year old cousin got a new toy horse. Me: that is the prettiest horse. Her: thanks, her name is Hot Socks. Me: Hot Socks? Her: neeeeeeeeeeeyes.

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Can we have a spin off of supernatural that is just the Ghostfacers. Like just them running around video taping ghosts/not really ghosts. Doesn't even need a plot.

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Me: aww Alice is so cute and well mannered. I think maybe I'll get another rabbit :) Alice: *Randomly decides to pee and poop all over couch and dog beds* Me: Never fucking mind.

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Love this rain!!

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I was wondering if anyone knew where these tiles come from. I have been finding hundreds of them in the Fox River, which runs through Illinois, since I was little. Which is about 23 years, and I wanted to know how they got into the river and why there are so many of them. Does anyone know?

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Soooo, my phone was glitchy today while I was looking at tumblr and it keeps replacing or covering pictures with a pic of Obama.

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[theweedteacher]

Wait so in order to shoot this commercial they actually gave two little kids dildos and said go fight with these

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double wait…they used kids playing with dildos to promote gun safety?

[hope-is-a-dying-light]

This is fucking amazing to me…

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See, she didn’t lock up her dildos so they naturally thought they were swords, thus then playing with them. Now, if she had forgotten to lock up her guns and the kids started playing with them… See where I’m getting at?

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#seriously#they weren’t kidding how kids will play with anything they see#one of my cousins was messing with matches once#almost burn himself#lock up your stuff#hide it properly#PLEASE (via archmasterjazzy)

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my daughter found my “toy box” once… so yes… this scenerio does happen, they play with everything and anything.

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This is also true for pads, tampons, dog food, fucking scissors, knives, etc. When my brother was 2, my mom fell asleep in a leather armchair while watching him and woke up to the sound of him repeatedly stabbing a 6" steak knife into the arm of the chair SHE WAS SLEEPING IN. She counted like 20 holes so he was doing it for a while before she woke up. So, ya. Lock literally everything up. 

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HARD CORE!!

My 15 year old brother has been in his room for a half an hour listening to hard core rock...He has been quietly whistling along the entire time.  

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I was scrolling through Tumblr and I didn't know my 15 yo brother was standing behind me. I stopped to read a post about Jaden smith wearing a dress and the post said something about meninism.

My Brother: lol Is that like feminism?

Me: Oh...um...kinda

My Brother: Wait, but like for like, men's rights?

Me: *Shrugs* Something like that.

My Brother: But...We... have all the rights

Me: Ya, I don't know.

My Brother: Oh, its like a joke.

Me: I don't think so.

I have never been so proud of the look of utter confusion on his face.