Virile Machine.

Transfag Prince of Denmark K-9. 21

[fag-sweat]

Call this hole a bear trap because when a fat hairy man enters I am NOT letting him go

[lokh1]

big. boss. i saw the photo below and immediately thought of him

[cultellus]

Do not trust the homestuck bitches with adult money

[dungeonmastersconsortium]

Me stepping onto the balcony to address my followers

[cultellus]

violently hungover but at least golden hour is so nice. need to stop procrastinating on my diss though.

[cultellus]

Stridercore <3

[cruxtruder-s]

Anyway... Bro beating the shit out of Dave with love in his heart and a fucking boner

[artbyfinn]

!!!

[theangelofbrahma]

declaring 'i hear the beads clicking at night, angelo' as the most devastating tv quote for all religiously traumatised queer folk out there

[cultellus]

missed the last sem of this half of the semester because I slept in, bedrotted watching saw for ten hours, got up to weigh myself and the scale said I gained like five pounds, panic purged, hit my head on the way up, and now I’m doing a 12 step skincare routine with a bloody nose I feel like Patrick Bateman

[ixjj]

[ryuzumisama]

☀️ '74

[musikerhaende]

to have a sardonic older husband who makes me completely and utterly dependent on him.

[musikerhaende]

i need by nose kicked in with a freshly polished pair of jackboots, being forced to lick them clean while still bleeding, just to get kicked again for staining them.

[musikerhaende]

you should crush my wrists with your combat boots.

[boyrifle]

[foxbywire]

taking apart and reassembling my service rifle is inherently a sexual act