The Cullen Clam

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[cultens]

hey guys! I hope ur all doing well 💗💗

[cultens]

guys I’m 21 in just over a month and I just realised that if I do end up as a vampire, I will be a scorpio for eternity. no thanks. absolutely not. let me die in peace and reincarnate as a libra or a leo pls

[cultens]

it’s just hit me that I’ll be turning 21. currently having a quarter life crisis. I am getting old

[cultens]

I’m 23 this year how do I slap past me

[cultens]

almost fell over in this forest at my uni campus like Bella in new moon

[cultens]

who else did those vampire spells on YouTube back in 2012-2014 because I wanna know who shared my trauma in that

[cultens]

It’s 2023 and I’m still obsessed with twilight, looking through Pinterest boards to find bella swan fits to wear to uni lectures and strongly craving a twilight marathon rn but I have to be awake at 9am and it’s 1:09am rn. Should I have a twilight marathon tmr besties

[stregoni-benefici]

look at us, doing our degrees, having jobs, twilight fandom all grown up, but one thing remains the same: we all go feral when the full moon turns white that's when I'll come home…

[funnytwittertweets]

[cultens]

nah that’s just edward cullen

[cultens]

Once I had a dream that a vampire bit me and I woke up the next morning with my window wide open and a small mark on my neck. That was three years ago and I haven’t aged since. Currently wondering if I am actually a vampire

[cultens]

if vampirism was commonly known and accepted in the twiverse Esme would 100% open up a cafe for vampires called “the blood bank” and make all sorts of food and drink concoctions. Imagine Edward going in and being like “hi can I get a blood latte extra blood pls thanks”

[cultens]

If I were a vampire I would eat human food out of spite. Wdym I can’t taste it? I would eat it so many times that I would make myself taste it. Imagine being a vampire and you couldn’t even taste food anymore. Well not me, I’ll make myself taste it.

[cultens]

me at 3am just lying in bed and staring at the ceiling for absolutely no reason

[cultens]

still me lying in bed at 3am but because I will be 22 in five days and I’m having an existential crisis

[cultens]

the fact that I am 22 soon is so unsettling. what do u mean that I have not been turned into a vampire???? I have not been 17 for more than a while and that is very unfair

[therulerofallpotatos]

Carlisle was 23 tho and he can convince people he's a seasoned surgeon

[cultens]

yk what I want to be 30 for eternity now

[therulerofallpotatos]

There ya go

[cultens]

this is Edward pulling up to every function knowing he’s fr about to drain the happiness out of everything within a 10 mile radius

[cultens]

the fact that I am 22 soon is so unsettling. what do u mean that I have not been turned into a vampire???? I have not been 17 for more than a while and that is very unfair

[therulerofallpotatos]

Carlisle was 23 tho and he can convince people he's a seasoned surgeon

[cultens]

yk what I want to be 30 for eternity now

[cultens]

the fact that I am 22 soon is so unsettling. what do u mean that I have not been turned into a vampire???? I have not been 17 for more than a while and that is very unfair

[eebie]

literally heartbreaking. see that crack.. he just BROKE his pussy.

[cultens]

edward in new moon

[real-time-twilight]

Pouring one out for our girl Bella Swan, who, at this hour, on this night in 2005 was laying curled up in the fetal position on the forest floor in a catatonic state.

Here's lookin' at you, Bella 🥃

[cultens]

every now and then this cursed photo I edited at 2am comes up on my phone’s featured photos. very much wondering the mental state I was in when I made this