[t-s-n-deactivated20250205]

me getting silly in the pussy if im being honest ?

[pococurantina]

could you lie

[dogpuppy]

[squirrelly-13]

they got married btw

[visit-me-here-in-wonderland]

oh you’re not kidding

[holdoncallfailed]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID

[fritolaycorporation]

Hey all, I know we all like to have fun here but I got two announcements that Corporate wanted me to relay here today:

First, to reiterate that we are in fact the Official and Legally Endorsed Frito Lay Tumblr blog, and that if you have issues with the content of our posts, please contact Frito Lay Support via our website: https://www.fritolay.com/

[fritolaycorporation]

Second, we have decided to slaughter all our remaining human workers at our North American Frito Lay Institutions and will be replacing them all with various innocent baby animals that will inevitably be crushed into bonus flavor due to workplace hazards and lack of machine maintenance.

[peppapigvevo]

happy pride month LGBT+ community! (Legendary creatures, Ghouls, Blood, Terrors +)

[drarry]

Imagine being the gays at a pride event in 2004 living their lives when someone grabs the microphone and announces to the room that Ronald Reagan was pronounced dead. Can you even imagine the hype, the celebration, the pure elation

[drarry]

This is the Pride Month that It will happen. I feel it in my gay bones

[broken-horn-of-equius]

[iapislazuli]

when i was at walgreens (at 3 in the morning which explains all of this) the cashier was talking to her coworker about how shed rather be a werewolf than a vampire because vampires are condemned to hell but werewolves arent and then she asked me what i thought and i said vampire because im already condemned to hell and she said in the nicest tone of voice “i dont think anybody is condemned to hell….” paused, stared at me for a few moments, and added on “…not even gay people” 

[iapislazuli]

Happy pride month to the filthiest most brutal read I’ve ever been given in my life

[krasnoarmeyets]

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it

[aaami]

"I like using ai"

[ozempicofficial]

[lycanshelby]

Starting a collection

[dear-ao3]

[jonairadreaming]

I might've organised this Devil's Sacrament, but you rocked up to it in full ceremonial garb

[rainbowgaez]

evil great lakes

lake inferior

lake normal

lake offtario

lake hurton

lake michigan

[radioactiveinsect]

Shout out to taking an edible and jacking off, idk where I'd be without being able to take an edible and jack off

[cutecipher]

whether or not men benefit from feminism has no bearing on whether feminism is worthwhile

[cutecipher]

put another way. i dont care about how men are impacted by feminism

[cutecipher]

already have people mad about this. okay here's another take. men should be feminists for no benefit.

[mantis-lizbian]

just as white people should be anti-racism for no benefit, and cis people should be pro-trans for no benefit. the only "benefit" that should be required is the creation of a more just world, not because you, personally, actually do get something out of it.

[wtf-scientific-papers]

Wang and Lai (2014)

[gemstone-gynoid]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

they killed him for this

[slowtovvn]

Pride 2023 moodboard !