Cult Of The Stingys

I took over lazytown and I have no remorse

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Mine

Stingy

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Thoughts on Stephanie

I don’t like this bitch She nearly destroyed my home for her little resistance. Luckily we caught and killed the jackass before he could do anything, I took my gold sword and sliced his head in half. But I didn’t feel satisfied due to the jackass not being Stephanie, but the thought of making Stephanie bleed makes me jittery. She thinks she’s expendable and a heroic heroine for being one of the leaders in her small resistance, wait till reality stabs her over and over again. Her mouth would be open as she try’s to scream while her wide eyes will be turning red because of the panic and pain, she’ll drop onto the hard floor and stare up at me. I’ll be smiling because I’m happy actually happy and satisfied, but sadly I rarely dream of this. -king Stingey 🐷

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*EMPIRE STINGEYS ANNOUNCEMENT!*

The castle of Stingey has almost been attacked, which made our Lord furious with the resistance. "I am tired of this resistance" said king Stingey "they have been nothing but trouble and a waste of my time, I want their blood to pour into town!" A militia will be formed to stop these criminals who threaten our kings life and living, in return you will get a generous response from our lord who is already setting up battle plans as we speak with are general Ziggy. The militia will be formed at the castle courtyard, if anyone tries to hurt are king at this trying time shall be executed. 3 years since the death of a teen terrorist named Trixe pg 7 Who was Stingey before he became a king pg 2 Test your skills to see if you know King Stingeys favorite color pg 3 New mural of Stingey pg 4 How to know if your neighbors in the resistance pg 6 Sportacus blimp destroyed

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How it all happened

Well Robbie had an idea and I improved his "idea" without him Unlike Robbie's plans mine actually succeeded

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I am lord Stingey

Now bow peasants