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[cultpla]

my chick pees when I go garbanzo on her bean

[cultpla]

they already made a cure to autism it’s called Modelo

[heckinpupperino]

im from tel aviv and this is my art

[cultpla]

when you’re on an airplane experiencing extreme turbulence the only winning move is to act like you don’t think you’re about to die

If you don’t die you seem really cool to all the fearlets on the plane.

If you do it doesn’t matter

[angelicguy]

*after hitting your dog w my car i assume youre angry about the wrong thing* Jesus this again! two cokes, i had two small cokes, thats it, im not all into sugar like you think i am

[cultpla]

[iminthetunnels]

[milk5]

Im not going to let the sjws make my life hell

[evilvillain123456789]

you are not a cannibal. you make centaurworld animatics set to lemon demon songs. you watched hannibal during the tender childhood age of 17 and it made you annoying. if you were actually aroused by cannibalism you wouldnt be blogging about it like you do. you wouldnt be saying the things you do. why don't you learn some german and hit up the forums? right, you can't, because the authorities hate us. but not you. where were you? reading fanfiction? beat off in front of me right now. prove yourself. cannibalism is in vogue cause of you freaky deaky "ex catholic" types but i know your ass was mormon or protestant or shit like that & your childhood church was an ugly grey room. i know your ass never got to taste the wine cause you went to liberal church that takes a stance against underage drinking. & your jewish mutuals told you that you were being weird about angels so you started being weird about the eucharist. well i'm here to put a stop to it. lets be real here. you kill someone, or stumble across a body, your ass is not taking a bite. you lack the strength to remove a limb. i bet you wont even stick your dick in. you freeze up. because nobody on this website really gets a boner from the thought of eating a dead body. and if they do they are running a blog that posts pictures of dead mangled real life bodies in stages of decay. Or they know damn well to keep quiet. Theyre not on tumblr beside you. Theyre far away from people like you. and even if they didnt run a gore blog, i'm sure they know better than to bare their true feelings. because they know prosecution. nobody on tumblr for normal people like these things. & he/they who says so in the replies, or reblogs, or tags from which below, is lying. straight up. its just an aesthetic. you say its a fetish but its an aesthetic. you are fucking lying. you are just annoying. go post about stinky feet and getting boypreggers and leave the real shit alone cause once you get out of your cute little circle of tumblr kinnies and come into contact with a guy who actually gets a big big sloppy boner from the thought of writhing in filth inside and out, you are going to call Whang.

[evilvillain123456789]

unfortunately brain damage from a seasonal cold has caused me to become completely disinterested in romance and sex, and all social interaction, which would be fine, except that i don't know how my house will get clean if i don't have a girlfriend, plus i only know how to buy food from apps, so yeah im kinda fucked, unless a really kind an special girl happens to me, would that be you?

[angelicguy]

[milk5]

[snailtongue]

[ID: A fawn’s gentle face. They’re light brown with soft white spotting on their back.]

[milk5]

ID: easily killed corn dog meat

[locustsummer]

who up hitting the rick and morty genderbent incest meth bong

[diseasehaver]

"as important as the series was to me as a kid, jk rowling's actions are indefensible and it's time to cover up my tattoo" (nuck tats that read WOLF AIDS)

[scenetorrents]

[assfuckmcgriddle]

[evilvillain123456789]

when you so autistic you lowkey feel like a predator for seeing someone and randomly falling completely head over heels in love with them so you have to then secretly photograph them and jerkoff all over the photographs then track them down and start following them aeound at the grocery store until they go on their phone and watch them put in their password like a hawk then following them home and sneaking in through the windownand unlocking their phone and finding all their socials & phone number and writing it all down, leaving, calling them pretending to be an insurance call but you're actually across the street from their window jackin off in the car, hanging aeound after the call ends, a girl comes over, they fuck, you watch from outside licking on and breathing up against the window, you nut and scream moaning and if shoots on the wall, you donf havs time to clean it up before someone goes oitside and sees the nut splatter, what the fuck?? is that nut??? babe. What the fuck??? They both aggro, you gotta go home. and add them on faceboo⁹ok

[effemimaniac]