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Do Not Even Worry About It. 🧶(Host), 📿, 🌻, 🪵, 🥔, 🖨, 🍴 -22- -whatever pronouns I've stopped caring- -beautiful asexual butch lesbian pervert trans yadda yadda how many other things can I put on here to make straight people uncomfortable

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You're not getting a masterpost out of me.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

Tumblr being the "piss on the poor" reading comprehension site makes sense when you realize that 79% of adults in the US are functionally illiterate. Same goes for Twitter and TikTok.

that's a real high number, sport. where'd you get it?

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

hey anon

please tell me you didn't google "US literacy rates" and then make the funniest possible mistake one could make in that situation

[cumball]

Open AI: We've never advertised ChatGBT as a therapist! That would be so irresponsible!!

Also Open AI:

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Why are people surprised that a bedrock partner is pro ai? Like, bro, they're on the slop shop. They love mass-produced garbage.

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Your favorite video essayist is not an author, they do long form ads for food subscriptions.

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I just realized I probably look actively insane on here. My feed only shows like 1/4 of the people I'm following, so ignore my spam likes, I'm just bored 🙌

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WAIT I FOUND MORE

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I'm officially sidetracked. I have it's old ref sheet, but I do not like it, so I'm remaking it and redesigning it NOW

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WAIT I FOUND MORE

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SHUT UP and look at an old clef cat I found while trying to find a ref sheet

[cumball]

How it feels when you finally accept that SCP lore is 90% bullshit, so you can just make up your own bullshit to superimpose on top of it

[queer-ragnelle]

“This story is so gay!”

“Is it gay or is it misogynistic?”

They don’t understand.

I explain that often times women and girls are excluded from stories in favor of a predominantly male cast because the author doesn’t value female narrative contributions nor considers them worthy of character development in their own rights independent of the men, so the result isn’t uplifting male relationships with romantic intentions, but simply sexist writing in its most basic form.

They assure me it’s a good story.

Look inside.

It’s misogynistic.

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

i tried pointing this out about Lord of the Rings a while back and people acted like i’d told them the sky is green

[cumball]

Do real human beings actually use zocdoc? That feels fake. None of you can possibly be that stupid.

[cumball]

You know what. I thought about it for more than 5 minutes. People are having sex with chat bots, they're definitely willing to give their private medical data to zocdoc. 100%. No doubt about it.

[cumball]

I'm sorry, what the fuck is 🍴. What. What does that even mean. Who are you. Get a normal emoji, like a printer or perhaps a stump of wood.

[anglaised]

“trad wives just need to realize their inner queer!” i promise u the white women that believe in the great replacement theory don’t have inner queer thoughts they are just nazis

[kittiescatlover]

I know that kitties have a amazing talent to grab

[cumball]

Do real human beings actually use zocdoc? That feels fake. None of you can possibly be that stupid.

[cumball]

Thank you, Panda Express, for serving up an authentic Chinese dining experience. Your efforts don't go unnoticed.