Cumberbitch Sandwich

Hi, my name is Kyna. In case you're curious, Kyna rhymes with weena, not vagina. I'm 38 magically awesome years old. I'm Canadian, but I've been living in the US for almost 14 years. I have a Texan fiancé named Zach and I talk about him a lot because he's a fucking weirdo and the most interesting person you've never met. We have a 4-year-old son named Moo. Cumberbitch Sandwich is my personal blog. I use the word 'fuck' as often as most people use the word 'the'. I believe in treating others how I like to be treated, which is with respect. I'm a very friendly person, but if you speak to me like an asshole, expect me to give it back to you. Just because you're offended, doesn't mean you're right.

[whatupitsgee]

[chery]

[micahulrichdraws]

Nice swords, bro.

[thesweetscentofbooks]

[a-man-for-hire-and-his-archives]

Excuse me, I want to know what are you drinking at 10AM, Luke

[soiruntotheriver]

Boy's drinkin a $40 bottle of Shiraz infused gin on the rocks out of a wine glass at 10am 🍷

[cumberbitchsandwich]

One more from Moo's birthday.

He's a Dapper Dan man.

[tobystephensweekly]

BLACK SAILS, 4.10

[whitepeopletwitter]

[cumberbitchsandwich]

It's Moo's 5th birthday today.

We had some fun with fake staches, and my adult stepdaughter memed this photo I took.

I'm dying.

[agenderhyde]

image description: the ‘why can’t i find a guy like this meme.’

@ the doctor: why can’t i find a guy like [image of Simm! Master] @ queen of evil: hey @ the doctor: no @ queen of evil: I’m literally the guy in the pic

[flawlessgentlemen]

Toby Stephens photographed by Bjorn Iooss for Vanity Fair (2014)

[rodrickheffeley]

[beeftea78-deactivated20200113]

one gag that never fails to make me lose my shit is when a character is shown next to a framed photograph of themselves, in the exact same pose as in the photo

it’s a mouthful to explain but god damn. that is comedy gold right there. 

[buggerygrips]

[ghostfromthefuture]

[girl-debord]

john green off the shits

[bimbocracy]

Men are going to call you a bitch no matter how selflessly you bend over backwards for them. If a man would call you a bitch under any circumstances, it’s a matter of when and not if.

Stop putting up with shit to postpone the label ❤️ you deserve better

[bimbocracy]

A good place to start if you struggle with this:

You don’t have to laugh at men’s jokes if they aren’t funny. You can literally just stand there stonefaced if you didn’t find it amusing. Even if the joke wasn’t indefensibly repulsive. If you didn’t find it funny you don’t have to laugh

[bimbocracy]

You also don’t have to stop talking when they interrupt you. You can just keep talking. If you’re in a group of more than you & him you can turn physically to face the other person and continue the conversation with them instead.

[bimbocracy]

Men are counting on you to care deeply about their approval, but it’s literally worth nothing. It’s redeemable for fuck all. You can’t pay your bills with it. You can’t put it in the bank. It is completely meaningless. Stop letting men use it con you into self-sacrificing and deferential behavior. It’s literally just hot air.

[phana-banana]

Look, I’m not saying if Herman Melville was alive today he would totally have an A03/fanfiction.net account… but that’s exactly what I’m saying.

Still went a little over my time limit for this one, but getting faster I think.

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

people reminding me that half a year has gone by and theres another half of 2020 to live through feels the same as did flipping the maths test in seventh grade to find a full page of harder problems on the other side as well