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Fics to cheer you up

I’ve seen a lot of unhappy people around here lately so I thought I’d offer some low-rated, low-angst, feel-good, not too long Johnlock relationship fics. Because fandom should be a happy place.

Low-Rated Feel-Good Johnlock Relationship Fics

A Terrific Soporific by antietamfalls (11K, Teen) Sherlock, a long-time sufferer of insomnia, is forced to share a bed with John at a hotel while on a case. To his astonishment, he finds that spending the night next to John helps him sleep and becomes determined to maneuver himself back into John’s bed.

A Very Sherlock Musical by flawedamythyst (11K, Teen) So, you know how musicals are set in a world where people just burst into song every five minutes, and everyone around them automatically knows to join in with the tune and choreography? This fic is set in that world.John finds it extremely frustrating that Sherlock won’t sing their theme song with him.

Afterswarm by whitedatura (10K, Teen) John has seen Sherlock do a lot of odd things over the years. Having a genuine conversation with a bee might be the oddest. (Or: the one where Sherlock communicates with bees, John questions his sanity, and Mrs Hudson gets a new computer.)

Groundhog Day by lasuen (16K, G) John has to relive the same day time and again. The title speaks for itself, really.

Hallowe’en Homecoming by earlybloomingparentheses (12K, Teen) Sherlock and John are solving a case when Mycroft turns up and persuades Sherlock to return home for his mother’s Hallowe'en celebration. John thinks that seeing where Sherlock grew up will help him understand the detective better; instead, he finds himself more confused than ever. But it’s John Watson’s job to look after Sherlock Holmes, come hell, high water, or Hallowe'en, so that’s just what he’s going to do.

Hallowed Eve by EventHorizon (14K, Teen) It probably wasn’t the smartest idea to let Sherlock choose the costumes for Halloween, but John never considered himself the smartest man in the room, anyway.

Horse and Carriage Verse by flawedamythyst (60K total*, Teen) Sherlock proposes. John thinks the whole idea is ludicrous. * Each installment is much shorter and most can be read on their own

Humdingers and Melancholies by flawedamythyst (9K, G) Who would have guessed that John would be the one who struggled with retirement?

Lacking Each Nuance by thetreesgrowodd (11K, Teen) John finds someone to help him with a personal experiment. Surely, if he’s careful, Sherlock won’t find out. Also: kiwi fruit, a stolen antique agate-inlay dagger, peach-scented candles, the reinvention of the hug, an experiment involving blue balls, and Sherlock pondering whether the eyes really are the windows of the soul.

Lov tobakko ash by pjordha (17K, Teen) When asked if Sebastian Wilkes is good enough for John, Sherlock’s reply is an emphatic “Absolutely not.”  Or, John Watson channels Bridget Jones.

Never-Ending Cycle by orphan_account (17K, Teen) Or, four times Sherlock Holmes attempted to propose to John Watson, and the Christmas Party at which he finally did. Sherlock thinks he’s a miserable failure, John is confused, Mrs. Hudson and Lestrade provide some unsatisfactory advice, and Mummy is, as always, the solution. All in a lovely, fluffy holiday theme.

Saying I Love You Should Be So Simple by LikeATeddyBear (22K, Teen) It started as a slip up. A slipped out “I love you” that was brushed off as if it was nothing. It turned into an intense game of “don’t mention the game, who can do it better.”

The Dangerous Edge of Things aka Sherlock Holmes has a Boyfriend who lives in Canada by dreamingrain (10K, Teen) Self-explanatory

The Important Bit by solshine (9K, G) Just where exactly is the line between “to love” and “to be in love”? What difference is required between “flatmate” and “husband”? (Besides the rings, obviously.) No, the important bit is that they have each other. Thirty years, give or take, in an atypical marriage. Basically a long bit of platonic domestic fluff.

The Real Meaning of Idioms by feverishsea (21K, Teen) After two weeks away, John finally texts Sherlock. He doesn’t expect Sherlock to respond. He doesn’t expect Sherlock to keep texting him. And he really doesn’t expect things to spiral out of control so rapidly.

The Red-Handed League by Flangst (12K, Teen) He sits across from me and sips his tea with a little hum of contentment. I try not to be too conspicuous in my examination of him. The way the sunlight picks up the gold in his hair and makes his head almost glow. The way the fabric of his jeans creases under his knees. The way he sits, his posture; the angle between his open legs and the way he plants his feet on the floor. Solid, comfortable, relaxed. We gravitate towards each other; find equilibrium in each other’s presence. I wish I knew if he loved me the way I love him. I sometimes think he does, but to act on assumptions and be rejected would kill me.

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Fic Recs Masterpost

Hey someone let me know the Vampire link was broken. This should be better. .

Dubcon Johnlock

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/154074030648/hi-friend-sorry-if-this-isnt-your-thing-but-do

Johnlock and the Arts

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/154005899443/johnlock-and-the-arts-the-artists

Pre-Victorian Historic Johnlock

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/154443702013/do-you-have-any-history-or-historical-au-recs

Royalty AU fics

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/148495731378/you-always-give-some-fantastic-fic-recs-can-i

An OT3 without Mary

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/154002881633/hi-any-johnlock-fics-where-there-is-a-love

Meet the Parents

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/153987108763/hello-i-was-wondering-if-you-know-any-fics

Lestrade is a Good Buddy

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/153971494548/do-you-know-any-good-greg-and-john-being-buddies

John is a Good Doctor

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/153944152443/any-good-fics-where-john-is-a-really-good-doctor

Canon Fix-it Fics

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/153902483158/heyo-i-love-your-fic-recs-and-i-was-wondering-if

Guilty John

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/153838965233/hello-do-you-have-any-recs-featuring-a-guilty

Sherlock Away – Hunting Moriarty’s Web

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/153827811583/im-loving-your-fic-recs-so-much-youve-given-me

In Hospital & Comas

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/153821419823/any-fics-with-a-coma-or-extended-hospital-stay

Dom!John Fic Recs

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/153804158413/domjohn

Johnlock & Mystrade Hang Out

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/153775861908/sooo-you-know-any-nice-johnlock-mystrade

Victor Trevor Appears

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/154289553398/hi-first-time-asking-about-fics-do-you-have-any

Recent Fluff

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/153762166228/hi-alex-do-you-have-any-recent-short-johnlock

Sherlock & Scars

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/153744911713/hello-there-i-love-your-recs-and-i-wondered-if

Love Confessions

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/153738823673/do-you-happen-to-have-any-live-confession-johnlock

Lesser Known Works

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/153727858773/your-fic-recs-have-made-my-night-so-many-times-do

Gen & Teen Rated Podfics

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/153648984293/alexxphoenix42-gen-teen-johnlock-pod-fic

Fav Podfic Recs

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/153649016563/johnlock-pod-fic-recs-these-are-some-of-my-very

Recent Johnlock – 2016

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/153600873293/hi-alex-thanks-for-all-the-rec-lists-could-you

Fighting Mad – Angry words

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/153585698293/soapparently-i-love-to-hurt-do-you-think-you

Action, Adventure & Spies

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/153568870708/my-recent-request-for-some-bondlock-sent-me-on-a

Bondlock

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/153556195718/helloooo-i-was-wondering-if-you-had-a-bondlock

Soulmates

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/153533792423/soulmate-aus

Sherlock Cries

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/153516651508/dont-know-if-youve-done-this-one-already-fic

Mental Institution Johnlock

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/153497814963/i-recently-read-a-good-fic-with-sherlock-having-to

Bondage & Nipple play

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/153501354233/idk-if-anyone-has-asked-this-yet-but-do-you-know

Johnlock Omegaverse Mpreg

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/153474907498/this-may-sound-weird-but-do-you-have-any-pregnant

Sherlock & Glasses

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/153452195213/hello-i-was-wondering-if-you-had-any-fics-where

Merlock, merfolk, mermaids

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/153424703068/hey-you-seem-like-the-czar-of-fic-recs-and-i

John & Sherlock were together before Reichenbach

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/153356145278/do-you-have-a-list-if-fics-where-sherlock-and-john

Birthday Fics

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/153344134778/i-had-a-great-ask-for-any-birthday-related-fics

Food, Sex, and Love

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/153341159578/thanks-again-for-last-weeks-recs-so-lovely-since

Christmas

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/153322530848/a-very-johnlock-christmas-hello-my-lovelies-as

Butt Plugs & Shameless Sex

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/153303144853/3-words-butt-plug-fics-also-your-fic-rec-lists

Friends to Lovers

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/153279386283/hey-so-youve-probably-already-done-this-but-do

RDJ Movies Holmes & Watsons Fics

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/153244154738/so-this-is-a-bit-of-a-different-ask-but-do-you

Arranged Marriage – Johnlock style

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/153213701968/got-another-trope-for-you-alexx-do-you-know-of

Rough Sex & Wall Sex

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/153211664396/hi-love-your-recs-a-lot-do-you-have-any

Drunk Fics

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/153211830678/do-you-know-any-fics-in-which-sherlock-takes-care

Drinking Games & time at the pub

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/153241353308/hello-friend-i-recently-read-a-fic-where-they

Angry Sex

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/152650320868/do-you-have-an-angry-sex-johnlock-fic-list-i-love

Bed sharing fics

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/153157770538/hottest-bedsharing-fic-recs

Boarding School Fics

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/152176170178/do-you-have-any-sherlock-boarding-school-au-recs

Caught Wanking

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/153105338303/since-you-are-the-queen-of-fic-recs-do-u-have-any

Darklock and Dark!John long list

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/153096240808/i-dont-know-if-you-read-these-kinds-of-fics-but

Epistolary Fics

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/152884942943/hi-im-obsessed-with-epistolary-fic-letters

Fluffy Smut

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/153106312818/hi-firstly-i-want-to-say-thank-you-for-your

Irene Adler – Johnlock with a side of Irene

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/153183035168/hey-do-you-know-any-johnlock-fics-related-to-the

Long Plotty Case Fics

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/152913346123/i-am-going-on-a-long-trip-on-friday-and-i-need

Rugby!John and Balletlock

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/152942575782/hey-sweetie-do-you-have-any-teenlock-fics-it

Showering Together

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/153155242058/any-fic-recs-where-john-and-sherlock-get-in-the

Stuck in a closet

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/153013775098/hi-do-you-have-any-fics-where-theyre-trapped-in

Trans and Genderfluid fics

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/152927225988/genderfluid-and-trans-fics

Sherlock Shorts

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/152886049883/favorite-ficlets-like-when-youve-got-a-5

John has PTSD

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/152450312433/heyyy-i-was-wondering-if-you-had-any-ptsd-john

John accidentally hurts Sherlock

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/153457054313/can-you-recommend-any-fics-where-john-accidentally

Suicidal John

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/153232892948/heyyyyy-whats-up-i-was-wondering-if-you-had-any

John & Sherlock Meet on a Date

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/152843463348/hello-sorry-to-bother-you-but-would-you-know-of

Molly as BFF

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/152833279118/hey-have-you-got-any-fics-where-mollys

John and Sherlock play board games

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/152833531873/do-you-know-of-any-good-fics-where-sherlock-and

Love at First Sight

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/152793162428/hello-i-dont-know-if-youve-done-this-one

Insecure Sherlock

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/152753601803/hi-love-your-fic-rec-lists-just-wondering-but

Virginlock

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/152593790038/if-youve-got-the-time-do-you-know-of-any-fics

Favorite Fics List

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/152289041298/alexxphoenix42-a-few-of-my-favorite-fics-its

Top!John & Bottomlock

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/152288945198/alexxphoenix42-i-got-a-request-for-some

Witchylock

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/152288175065/oh-queen-of-fic-rec-lists-i-have-come-seeking

John & Sherlock get Outed

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/152275638988/do-you-know-any-fics-with-the-reactions-of

Sherlock teaches John to Dance for his Wedding

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/152272366542/can-you-do-a-fic-list-where-sherlock-teaches-john

Fake Relationship for a Case

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/152270565058/hi-lovely-do-you-know-of-any-fics-where-john-and

Angst Fic Recs

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/152270261889/are-there-any-angsty-super-angsty-fics-youd

Time Travel Johnlock Fics

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/152256947848/have-you-ever-read-any-time-travel-fics-within

Three Garridebs Moment – Pain, Suffering & Confessions

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/152256664383/heyy-me-again-so-i-was-wondering-if-you-know-any

Clean- No Smut Johnlock Recs

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/152255630123/hi-there-do-you-have-any-johnlock-fan-fiction

Smut-free Fluff fics

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/153368898128/do-you-have-any-good-short-established-johnlock

Sherlock is Sick fic recs

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/152199371783/heyyyy-can-i-have-some-exhausted-sick-sweet

Sherlock & Beauty and the Beast Fusions

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/152191898112/is-there-any-beauty-and-the-beast-johnlock-au-fic

Demisexual Sherlock Recs

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/152174097393/alexxphoenix42-i-had-an-ask-recently-for

Deaflock etc.

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/152172079906/hi-do-you-know-any-deaf-sherlock-fics-thank

Darklock & Horror Fic Recs

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/152151225949/in-the-spirit-of-halloween-i-was-wondering-if-you

Protective John

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/152147860714/darling-could-i-bug-you-for-some-protectivejohn

Protective Sherlock

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/152042748878/protective-sherlock-that-you-can-suggest-please

Wet Dreams Fic Recs

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/152134159511/hey-i-havent-really-seen-any-but-do-you-know-of

Bamf!John fic recs

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/152132333791/hey-honey-can-i-call-you-honey-i-think

Crack and Silly Fic Recs

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/152120543631/have-you-ever-done-a-fic-rec-list-of-total-crack

Longer Johnlock stories

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/153132513978/i-dont-know-if-you-ever-asked-to-be-the-fic-rec

Slow Burn Fic Recs

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/152118716343/hey-again-do-you-know-of-any-good-slow-burn-fics

Enemies to Lovers Fic Recs

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/152113548176/hi-do-you-know-any-johnlock-fics-where-they-go

Chef, Food, Baking, and GBBO fic recs

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/152065038948/swissmissficrecs-barachiki-sherlock-this

Wanking Fic recs

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/152058643676/hello-can-i-ask-for-a-john-masturbating-to

Angsty Drugs & Prostitution Fics

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/152003190248/hello-i-really-enjoyed-your-homelesssherlock-fic

Sad Wanking Fic Recs

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/152003137123/hey-do-you-happen-to-have-any-suggestions-for

John is Gay Fics

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/152000318932/do-you-know-of-any-non-hetero-non-bi-john-fics-i

Sherlock Might be on the Spectrum

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/151998251772/alex-can-i-have-an-autistic-sherlock-rec-list

John Watson’s Big Dick

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/151975782703/john-watsons-big-dick

Hot Sexy Times

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/151971236665/can-you-make-a-list-of-the-hottest-johnlock-fic

Dead, Undead & Halloween 2015

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/151955859083/alexxphoenix42-dead-undead-halloween-fic

Toplock and Bottom!John

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/151882225678/do-you-have-an-bottomjohn-fics-youd-rec-d

Toplock (done earlier)

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/150208047686/this-is-kinda-specific-but-do-you-have-any

Fluffy fluff

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/151607042187/do-you-have-any-fluffy-fic-recs

Magic & Mystery – Halloween 2016

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/151843084630/alexxphoenix42-magic-mystery-halloween-2016

Homeless Fic Recs

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/151820232943/hi-do-you-have-any-home%C3%B1essjohn-fics-i-love

Time Travel Fic Recs

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/152198602003/have-you-ever-read-any-time-travel-fics-within

Sherlock Blushing

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/151818105589/hello-i-saw-that-you-do-fic-recs-so-i-was-hoping

Hounds of Baskerville Fix-it Fics

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/151701653988/hi-i-find-it-a-little-weird-but-one-of-my

Rimming Fic Recs

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/151653880855/um-there-are-a-lot-of-johnlock-rimming-fics

Mystrade

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/153652464558/ive-just-gotten-into-mystrade-after-always

John saves Sherlock from bullies

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/151645968677/do-you-have-some-teensherlock-being-bullied-and

Reverse Reichebach – John fakes his death

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/151638928453/do-you-have-some-fics-where-john-has-to-fake-his

Spacelock

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/151636683911/alexxphoenix42-spacelock-outer

Stripperlock

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/151634575552/alexxphoenix42-stripperlock-fic-recs

Public sex

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/151630384529/alexxphoenix42-public-sex-johnlock-style

Greaserlock

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/151466498636/im-itching-for-some-bad-boy-sherlock-fics

Parentlock

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/151466335503/alexxphoenix42-parentlock-fic-recs-hey

Fluffy Parentlock

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/154028089843/could-u-pleeease-do-a-funny-sherlock-dealing-with

Rape recovery

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/151457954277/i-feel-sort-of-terrible-asking-this-but-do-you

Johnlock goes on Holiday

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/151267782121/alexxphoenix42-johnlock-goes-on-holiday-fic

Johnlock tries out something kinky

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/151261269769/hey-there-with-the-undercurrents-art-making-its

Femlock

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/151246903678/ive-been-trying-to-hunt-down-some-good-johnlock

Sickfic

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/151246869388/alexxphoenix42-johnlock-sickfic

Johnlock Classics 2

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/138192113828/johnlock-classics-part-2-okay-there-are-just-so

Crossovers & Fusions

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/151246782113/alexxphoenix42-sherlock-au-crossover-fusions

32 Top Rated Johnlock Fics

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/151246601448/alexxphoenix42-32-top-rated-johnlock-fics

Magic, Monsters & Other Fairy Tales

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/151246550998/alexxphoenix42-magic

Mollstrade – Molly/Greg Lestrade

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/151024019923/alexx-i-know-youre-all-about-the-johnlock-but-i

Johnlock – the Early Years

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/151246527683/alexxphoenix42-johnlock-the-early-years

Classic Johnlock – Angst with a Happy Ending

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/151246512488/alexxphoenix42-classic-johnlock-angst-with-a

Domestic Johnlock

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/151246263903/do-you-have-any-good-old-domestic-fics-i-love

John & Sherlock have clueless sex

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/151246249253/alexxphoenix42-john-sherlock-have-clueless

John Teaches Sherlock How to Kiss

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/151246217003/alexxphoenix42-john-teaches-sherlock-to-kiss

John Comes Out

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/151246154913/can-you-recommend-any-fics-where-john-finds-it

Slavery AU Fics

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/151209424327/a-bit-darker-but-do-you-know-any-slave-lock-fics

Sugar Daddy

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/151061336662/can-you-do-a-fic-rec-list-of-sugar-daddy-john

Massages

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/151030955004/alexxphoenix42-massage-fic-recs-medical

Priestlock

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/151011677473/ishaveforsherl-conversationswithbenedict

Filthy Kinky Smut

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/151006035447/alexxphoenix42-the-filthy-kinky-smut-fic-recs

Jealous John

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/151003623817/alexxphoenix42-jealous-john-fic-recs-i

Johnlock with a side of Mycroft

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/151001691391/alexxphoenix42-johnlock-with-a-side-of-mycroft

Hookerlock – Prostitutes & Rent Boys

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/151000657966/swissmissficrecs-alexxphoenix42-hookerlock

Omegaverse

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/150879585278/alexxphoenix42-alexxphoenix42-omegaverse

Scars & PTSD

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/150836791193/hello-could-you-rec-some-fics-where-john-sees

Coffeeshop AU Fics

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/150676770963/alexxphoenix42-coffee-shop-au-fic-recs

Victorian Johnlock

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/150484284552/alexxphoenix42-victorian-johnlock-fic-recs

Drugged John Fic Recs

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/150447868892/i-dont-know-if-this-is-a-thing-or-not-but-in-the

Sherlock Takes Care of John

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/150446244751/alexxphoenix42-sherlock-takes-care-of-john

WTF crossovers

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/150444681916/alexxphoenix42-anotherwellkeptsecret

John Cheats on Mary with Sherlock

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/150439651972/alexxphoenix42-john-cheats-on-mary-with

Newer Angst Fics

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/150436318882/hey-hey-do-you-have-any-new-recs-for-angst-i

Teenlock & Kidlock

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/150427129873/kidlockteenlock-fics-that-you-would-highly-highly

School Boys

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/152950938958/do-you-have-any-sherlock-boarding-school-au-recs

Domestic Discipline – nonsexual Spanking

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/149889449579/alexxphoenix42

Potterlock

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/149789384583/alexxphoenix42-potterlock-fic-recs

Christmas Johnlock style

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/134394057703/a-very-johnlock-christmas-hello-my

Cinema AU

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/149000414421/alexxphoenix42-alexxphoenix42

Bearded John

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/152333850248/can-i-just-say-how-much-i-love-your-recs-youre

Vampires

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/152949762912/i-need-more-super-hot-vampire-sherlock-fic-in-my

First Kiss- Johnlock Style

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/152623715933/hi-i-love-your-recs-a-ton-and-i-was-wondering-if

Teacher & Student AU

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/152643295383/hi-thank-you-for-all-of-your-johnlock-fic

Pirates – Piratelock

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/152997876578/omg-i-just-saw-the-piratelock-fanart-you

Read it in a journal

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/153037700098/do-you-know-any-fanfics-where-one-finds-out-the

John cares for a hurt/wounded Sherlock

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/153107375733/hey-queen-of-fic-finding-do-you-know-if-there

Wedding fluff – Johnlock gets married

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/152842937638/hi-i-love-your-recs-do-you-have-any-fluffy

WIPs

http://alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com/post/152782614298/what-are-some-fics-that-were-so-good-but-were

[mental-leaps]

This almost looks… special!

[incurablylazydevil]

remember how Sherlock wrote this on John’s blog?

[my-middle-name-is-awkward]

I’M SCREAMING

[jilldarbc]

probably 10 years ago~ when he’s 30 years old! 

wow #youngbatch here (premiere of Starter for 10)

shoe size is 11 wow pretty big

[silentauroriamthereal]

Ohhhh my God, he’s so young and adorable! And yet EXACTLY the same!! I love him. <3333333333

[alexxphoenix42]

AAAAAAAAAaaaaaahhhhhhhhh

I love this man

[formerprincewille]

HONEY PIE

[love-in-mind-palace]

I think I just melted..

I LOVE THIS MAN I LOVE THIS MAN.

[addigni]

HE’S SUCH A SOFT RAY OF SUNSHINE AND GOODNESS 😭💕💕💕

[alexxphoenix42]

Hello friend! I recently read a fic where they played never have I ever (the drinking game) with lestrade and a few others from the yard, I was wondering if you knew any other fics along this sort of lines? Drinking games, nights out with lestrade/the yard, game shows etc?

Hey nonny, I’m going to go with drinking games and time at the pub for this! Hope something here suits! ^.~

Drinking  Games & the time at the Pub

Tell it Like it is by testosterone_tea, 5 k, mature.Sherlock and John go out to the pub with some of the officers from ScotlandYard, and once back in 221b, play a word association game. What seems like aharmless game reveals more than either of them intended. Post Mary.

Never Have I Ever by hudders-and-hiddles(huddersandhiddles), 10 k, explicit. John and Sherlock tag along for the Met’sweekly night out, where the evening’s chosen drinking game is Never Have IEver. Sherlock is reluctant to join in until he realizes he can learn all kinds of new things about John, but he forgetsthat John might learn a thing or two about him as well.

Down the Pub with the Rugby Ladsbywhat_alchemy, 4 k, mature. In which John meets old friends for a pint andSherlock reads too much.

For The Honour Of The Divisionbyflawedamythyst, 8 k, teen. Lestrade wants to win the pub quiz, John wants tosocialise Sherlock, and Sherlock just wants to get John drunk

The First and Last Trilogy by Phyona. The Last Drop, The Temper Between, TheFirst Trip.  A night at the pub withdrinking games leads to John waking up in Sherlock’s bed wondering WTFhappened. A fever leads to some sweet sick!fic and hot times in bed. A triptogether helps them cement this budding relationship. A fav.

Through Another Lens by Itsallfine,almost 2 k, teen.  Greg gives a differentperspective to John’s life when he swipes his phone at the pub, and has a lookat what (who) is filling his camera. Sweet.

[willietheplaidjacket]

Will’s Sherlock Fanfic Rec List - Part II

[PART I]

There are so many wonderful fics in this fandom that I couldn’t put them all in one post. So here is the second part to my personal favourite fics. Once again most if not all are Johnlock and there’s a lot of angst.

They are sorted by word count and while I will label AUs/major divergences from canon I won’t list tags/tropes due to time consumption, so please check the tags when you click on them as some do contain upsetting themes

100k+

At Night In The Floating World - PoppyAlexander - - Dystopian AU

50-100k

Indecorous - Basingstoke

All These Things That I’ve Done - ewebie - - Pre-series

Uphill - Scullyseviltwin - - Winter Olympics

Bury The Bells - unknownsister - - Historical

Wherever Destiny Takes Me - justacookieofacumberbatch - - Pre-series

Northwest Passage - Kryptaria - - CanadianJohn

To Poisons And Their Antidotes - Thegirlinthedeathfrisbee - - Unilock

The Guarded Secret - Mycapeisplaid - - Secret Garden fusion

Synapses - Theshopislocal - Post-Reichenbach 

All The Rest (of What I Want) - Philalethia - - Alternate meeting/Sugar daddy

Arguing and Corpses series - AggressiveWhenStartled - - Post-Reichenbach

25-50k

Renegades - Augustbird - - Alternate Reichenbach

Staircase Wit - Splix

The Whore of Babylon Was A Perfectly Nice Girl - Out_there

Recovery series - Pandoras_chaos - - Eventual post-S3

White Tulip - Withoutawish

If Nobody Speaks Of Remarkable Things - Darcylindbergh - - Post TSoT divergence

The Adventures Of A Single Girl In London (Plus A Consulting Detective) - earlgreytea68 - - Post S3

Unbranded Air - Suitesamba - - Historical/Western

Translation and Rotation In The Euclidean Plane - Sweetcupncakes - - eventual post-S3

10-25k

More Earth Than Fire - SwissMiss - - Post S3

Whirlwind series - Rubyofkukundu - - Unilock

Division - MrsNoggin - - Coffee Shop

What He Deserves - UrbanHymnal - - Post S3

Strays - Keelywolfe - - Teenlock/med-studentJohn

Apprehension - Causidicus 

Just A Kiss - emmagrant01

The Key - 221b_careful_what_you_wish_for - - Post S3

Achieving The Together-Coloured Instant - Teahigh - - Post-Reichenbach 

Forces Of Nature - ewebie - - Unilock

<10k

Strategy Games series - Stillaseeker - - Business/City Banker 

Home - Resonant

Unwasted - Patternofdefiance - - Post S3

As On A Darkling Plain - Hitlikehammers

Dissolution: Our Plague Days - PoppyAlexander - - Apocalypse 

34 Minutes - Bendingsignpost

Inside - Magikspell

Alternative Medicine - tartanfics

Fracture Mechanics - Kres

[thingstolovefor]

I’ll be writing in Bernie as well. #Love it!

[battlships]

Post: This is a really bad idea that will make it more likely for Trump to win. Bernie Sanders: Please vote for Hillary instead of writing me in. People: I’m gonna write Bernie in!

[cassiebones]

DON’T. VOTE. FOR BERNIE

[skottichan-deactivated20240228]

All of these “I’ll write in Bernie” people, are literally the living embodiment of Privilege.

[blackphoenixincorporated]

The main point of this post: voting third party or writing in Bernie will split the vote and basically hand Donald the White House. 

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

DO NOT WRITE IN A NAME

DO NOT VOTE THIRD PARTY OR VOTE FOR BERNIE SANDERS

FOR GODS SAKE BERNIE SANDERS HAS TOLD PEOPLE NOT TO DO THIS BECAUSE IT WILL NOT WORK AND IT WILL MAKE IT EASIER FOR TRUMP TO WIN

[vaguelyethereal]

ALSO, WRITING IN BERNIE WON’T WORK, HE ISN’T AN APPROVED THIRD PARTY CANDIDATE. WRITING HIM IN IS LITERALLY THROWING YOUR VOTE AWAY!

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

THIS

IT IS LITERALLY NOT LEGALLY POSSIBLE UNDER US LAW FOR BERNIE SANDERS TO BECOME PRESIDENT

Now if you want to ACTUALLY show your support for Bernie, vote democrat in the senate elections

Because if the democrats get a senate majority that means Bernie Sanders will be in a position of power in the senate

That’s a way to ACTUALLY show your support

Writing his name in on presidential ballots though? That’s WASTING YOUR VOTE

YOU NEED TO VOTE FOR HILLARY CLINTON

For literally the hundredth time: Voting for Hillary Clinton is the ONLY WAY to guarantee Trump does not become president

[brightlight17]

Reblogging for the last comment

[mouseymodesty-deactivated202004]

This is canon. 

[elennemigo]

Originally posted by yourreactiongifs

[thisdancingheart]

No, THIS is canon

[isabeau13]

Both pics are so beautiful. Their love just radiates.

[mouseymodesty-deactivated202004]

oh you are right! but I believe this is also CANON

[thisdancingheart]

Gurrrrrrlllllll, I see your canon, and raise you one CANON!

[mouseymodesty-deactivated202004]

oh I see. well I take yer canon and raise you 2 canons

[thisdancingheart]

Oh! You MADE me go there. This is all I have to say on the subject.

(blue water bottle, of course. Also canon). :) 

[cumberbangers]

Canon. Definitely canon.

[mrsteabag-deactivated20161223]

I see you with this.  And this …. 

[mouseymodesty-deactivated202004]

In case you didn’t know, this is also CANON.

[marykk1990]

This post keeps getting better and better! ❤❤❤❤

[cumberbangers]

Even more canon!

[elennemigo]

AND THIS IS CANON

AND THIS IS CANON TOO

[toyboy-molloy]

canon

more canon

ahh canon my old friend

caaaanon

oh so very canon

[mizjoely]

There is so much canon in this post it may as well be Tchaikovsky’s 1812 Overture!

[thenetdetective]

Always reblog canon.

[mouseymodesty-deactivated202004]

Canon.

(x)

[addictedtobrits]

we CAN go ON

[thisdancingheart]

I reblog TRUTH!  ALL THE TRUTH!

[elennemigo]

CANON wait to reblog this again!!! ❤🎾❤🎾❤

(x)

[marykk1990]

Always more canon. Will always reblog.

[thenetdetective]

Did someone say canon?

[thecumberfamilyblog]

I say CANON

[cleo125]

Absolutely lovely 😍

[addictedtobrits]

another reason to CANON

[reichenbachfalling-inthetardis]

THIS POST IS SO BEAUTIFUL… THERE ARE NEVER NICE POSTS ABOUT THESE TWO <3

[elennemigo]

Who ordered CANON??

x

[mouseymodesty-deactivated202004]

survey says…CANON!

[lichtblickpink]

WE CAN NEVER HAVE ENOUGH CANON.

[elennemigo]

LET ME ADD MORE CANON!!

[lichtblickpink]

WAIT. WAIT. MORE CANON.

[softwildes-deactivated20170531]

the fact that this has over 1k notes makes me so happy ☺️💖

[very-grumpy-bisexual]

The fact that this has now over 2k notes is CANON

[alliwantisyouandme]

Doctor Strange • World Premiere CANON

[thecumberfamilyblog]

baby n2 CANON

[bcoeditor-blog]

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[jscantier]

For some reason the giveaway is still open. Enjoy while it lasts, hopefully it wont end soon.

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[jscantier]

For some reason the giveaway is still open. Enjoy while it lasts, hopefully it wont end soon.

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[pringlesaremydivision]

grumps primer!

who’s who

(l-r) Ross O'Donovan, Arin Hanson, Suzy Berhow, Barry Kramer; Dan Avidan in front

Ross o’Donovan: Ex-pat Australian. The actual devil. The only constant on Steam Train, the PC games version of Game Grumps. Married to Holly Conrad (not pictured, incredible cosplayer, loves birbs, super-talented and patient). Animator. Actually just a precious child. Often plays games with Barry on Grumpcade.

Arin Hanson: Titular Grump. He’s been around since the beginning. Married to Suzy Berhow. Lives up to his title - prone to fits of hilarious rage often because he doesn’t read the damn instructions on the game. Enjoys defying gender norms, e.g. wearing nail polish and Hello Kitty pj pants. Usually plays as a girl if the option is available. Animator and voice actor, with an excellent range of voices.

Suzy Berhow: The glue that holds the Grumps together. Makeup guru, general manager, amazing cosplayer, editor, Grump wrangler, taxidermist, let’s player on her own channel, KittyKatGaming. Loves Snake from Metal Gear Solid and ships him with… Kaz? I don’t know much about the game. But she’s One Of Us. Married to Arin.

Barry Kramer: Editing wizard, precious cinnamon roll to end all cinnamon rolls. Lots of his editing duties have actually been transferred over to Kevin Abernathy (not pictured, also a supreme cinnamon roll), which has freed Barry up to do his own stuff like game design, playing games with Ross on Grumpcade, and growing out his beard super-quickly.

Dan Avidan: Not-so-Grump. Originally came on the show to do Steam Train with Ross, but took over the role of Not-so-Grump from Jon Jafari, aka Jontron, after his departure from the show just over two years ago. Incredible vocalist, whether it’s on his own, as his stage persona Danny Sexbang with Ninja Brian (Brian Wecht, physicist, parent, and ninja) in his band Ninja Sex Party, or with his other band (with Brian and Arin), Starbomb. Doesn’t really understand games past the late 80s, unless they’re Zelda games. Is growing out his hair to donate to charity, unless it eats the world first. literally the greatest.

to watch

Super Mario Bros 2: Game Grumps, Dan and Arin. Generally considered the point at which the fandom, which had been up in arms over Jon leaving suddenly, accepted Dan as Not-so-Grump. Lots of fun little edits from Barry.

We Love Katamari: Game Grumps, Dan and Arin. Kind of long but super-chill, with wonderful visuals because pretty much all the Katamari games are gorgeous.

Ice Hockey: Game Grumps, Dan and Arin. Short and sweet, only two episodes, but they’re both having so much goddamn fun that it’s a delight to watch.

Dennis the Menace: Game Grumps, Dan and Arin. A classic one-off.

Gang Beasts: Revisited: Steam Train, Ross, Arin, and Barry. A cute little beat ‘em up game that showcases how adorable Barry is. Also actually a fun game to play!

Game and Wario: Islands: Grumpcade, Ross, Arin, Suzy, and Holly. Mini-games and fun with couples! I think this came out on Valentine’s Day?

Pac Attack: Game Grumps, Dan vs Arin. Probably my favorite episode ever? It’s manic but Arin and Dan get on a roll and just don’t let it go and it’s fucking hilarious.

Wheel of Fortune: Game Grumps, Dan vs Arin. Vanna White’s really phoning it in on this and the wheel is clearly weighted, which leads to some rage on both their parts. (3 parts.)

No Brakes Valet: Game Grumps, Dan vs Arin. Another one of my favorites, partially because it’s a fun (although infuriating) game to play.

Commercials: If you want some live-action fun. There’s also lots of gems on GrumpOut, their ‘whatever’ channel.

etc

I think that’s a pretty good primer, but lovelies, got anything else to add?

[she-3po]

BABIES so cute and perfect

[receptionofsuperman]

freebatch AU

[gqa1]

Reblog In 5 seconds for good luck