[slopaganda]

jonas brothers on the radio… people watching fruits basket… it’s really 2009 again huh 

[slopaganda]

[neopoint]

hey guys i’m so sorry

[brucie-deactivated05092020-deac]

how i sleep knowing i will pirate every single thing released on disney plus

[eternalgirlscout]

“but how can you prove prince zuko is bi???” he dual-wields swords while being a dramatic bitch next question

[dkbatv2]

lonely? develop a god complex.

[sunfortune]

do u ever just take off your glasses bc youre tired of seeing things

[pippenpaddlopsicopolisthethird]

Tracking Service, as helpfully as possible: Your order is out for delivery! It should arrive by 8 PM today!

Me, sitting by the door at 8:12 AM: pakige

[thegreekgamer]

Me opening my apartment door anytime I hear the outside door open despite it being 10AM: Böx?

[sleeplessedenofficial]

envelööp?

[mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours]

[pokemonpika77]

Guys, this is season ONE of the Simpsons.

[itscolossal]

Cheese Slices, Condiments, and Other Object Collections Bound into Books by Ben Denzer

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

i know a guy who’s bought in entirely to microsoft’s ecosystem. he’s got a windows 10 computer, windows phone, uses microsoft edge, and has bing as his main search engine. he refers to looking things up on the internet as ‘binging’ it. very surreal, never met anyone else like that

[carbink]

that was the devil

[ororomunroedontpullout]

Got caught up in being anti-Disney, I accidentally came off as pro corporation/ pro Sony.

[sooske-deactivated20200915]

[ororomunroedontpullout]

Thank you

[botanize]

Ed sheeran is human passing

[queensuccubus]

I asked an invader to kindly remove himself from my game and got this incredibly intimidating message

[jaidefinichonv2]

[vibraniumacrylicpowder]

He just… accepted it. I’m cracking up.

[trashboat]

i go absolutely ape shit buck wild when people ask me if i want to run errands with them like Let’s Fucking Go. and my mind absolutely maxes out of dopamine when they ask if i wanna stop for coffee. and if someone took me to the park id go bonkers in funcking yonkers

[trashboat]

i got so high last night that i started ghostwriting for a golden retriever apparently

[trnstlanticism]

if you didn’t already think thor ragnarok was one of the best films in the marvel cinematic universe please consider: this picture

[beyonceisstraight]

This has the same aura as the birth of venus

[curls-and-courage]

Vine compilations on YouTube are the absolute pinnacle of millennial humor. The nostalgic compendium of their peers in an industry that they watched rise, fall, and burn in such a short period of their lifetime is parallel to the rapid technological advancements and obsolescence observed within the last two decades. Furthermore, the titles given to each video allude to the solidarity of depression, existential-crisis, and comfort they have sought from the internet. In this essay, I will

[curls-and-courage]

[patrik-star]

put that thing away there are like children here!