Runaway

But the descent into madness must be a glorious ride

[bumblebeebats]

me: hi, how are you today?

some SuitPerson: haha well you know - thank God it’s FRIDAY amiright!!!!!!

me, who works the next three days and has entirely lost the concept of weekends as a time for rest and relaxation:

[thiscouldbethebestplaceyet]

[zoethrowingnightshade]

this is so bad it became good again

[coltre]

I feel so stupid sometimes because I fantasize too much about the people I like; I invent stories with them, I imagine entire days with them and how nice the future will be with pictures and letters and other tender things that makes a lot of sense in my mind. then the reality turn to be so much different and meaner and maybe the reason why it’s so difficult for me to accept it and letting people go it’s because I just want my future to be happy. in all my stories and castles I build inside of my mind, sadness just does not exist

[meladoodle]

*tries to open bag of chips quietly at funeral*

[knightchanges]

Harry describing melodies.

[skepticalmuppet]

[esmeriandreamer]

[slutauthority]

im not crying there’s just overpriced college education in my eye

[flyngdream]

[louises-belcher]

I just love sleep so much ……. like u just close ur eyes and ur gone bitch ………… brain logged the fuck off ……… powerful

[ana-elisabeta]

[but-dude-why]

[bellaxiao]

[falconpunchyourmom]

Parallel Earth.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

AMAZING

[thaebae]

I LOVE

[queergh0st]

how come you can name your kid Lily or Rose and that’s totally acceptable but you trying calling em Baby’s Breath and everyone flips

[tramampoline]

[lameborghini]

why is the word cock so sexual and thick sounding but dick is just like. an unintimidating penis. hey lil guy

[hustleinatrap]

[dialgaarchive-deactivated201812]

LMFDLAO VBNJKDFXVCG

[beans345-deactivated20211127]

Be seeing double before the beating even starts

[glowysweetfab]

😂😂😂😂😂

[different-landscapes]

[uptional]