[ardri-na-bpiteog]

"is 35 too old for the club?"

Madonna is still singing about popping her pussy on the dancefloor at nearly 70 years old

[sonandheirofnothinginparticular]

[xdevilsoulx]

Its okay (I cried all night and all day bc of it)

[itsjesscapade]

the second 'o' in "zoologist" is putting in heavy duty work. girl is working two jobs

[bluebandana]

i love canceling plans. dear maria count me out

[faustique]

i told the moon about it

[faggottt]

Anyone else love taking poops on company time or is that just me

[eymurn]

you owe me nothing. i did it out of love.

[cannibalcanines]

fuck situationships I wanna be bound to you by fate and be soulmates

[kaylmao]

just blocked someone for not liking purple. do not fuck with me

[punkrock-bottom]

If you stay up late to hang out with friends I don’t think you should have to be tired in the morning. I think it should be a freebie

[punkrock-bottom]

[madlori]

so how am I ever supposed to quit this stupid website when there's just casual shakespeare jokes on the reg

[goodaura-deactivated20250912]

Can I message you?

there are better ways to waste your time

[sliversoakley4]

this used to be the oldest bar in texas until they built an older one

[keremelcream]

oh to be someone’s daydream

[ewoly5]

'that blows' and 'that sucks' are both negative, which means moving air in any sort of way is inherently bad

[lokh1]

‘how would other people describe you’ why would i know this