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@cumwadnation
Well shit……… after a long look in the mirror and many restless and empty wads I truly understand my purpose. To return to the realm of survivors and bandits, to return to my life on the road, to return better…..stronger…..more mentality prepared for the journey. I know it will be tough, I know it will be hard, but it’s something I alone must face head on.
WE WERE WARNED...BUT WE DID NOT LISTEN......WE WERE TOLD...BUT OUR EARS FELL DEAF..........THEY LIKEN THEMSELVES TO HUMANS, BUT ARE UNWORLDLY. ANCIENT TEXTS OFTEN PUSHED ASIDE AS FAIRY TALES COMING TRUE. THE NTH DIMENSION IS BECUMING UNSTABLE AND OUR WORLD HAS YET TO FACE SUCH POWER. THEY GO BY MANY NAMES.....G’YUN....DYAKUONS.....OR AS WE MORTALS REFER THEM....THE UNCUMMING. OUR ONLY HOPE IS THAT THE WAD GURU CAN MAKE IT BACK IN TIME TO SAVE EVERYONE'S EJACULATE...LEST OUR SPERM MAY NEVER FLY AGAIN.
WE WERE SO BLESSED TO HAVE OUR FRIEND THE WAD GURU COME IN FROM HIS STAY IN CALIFORNIA. HE WAS TRULY MISSED AND NOW THAT THE CUMMIES HAVE BEEN RESTORED TO BIG HACKNEYS CREEK WE NO LONGER WILL HAVE TO RELY ON INTERNATIONAL AID.
well what the fuck
some son of a bitch
Nut if you need too, bust if you have too. But always savor your first wad
Stupid bitch idiot
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DECIDED TO GATHER THE GANG TOGETHER TO HAVE A NICE CHICKEN DINNER, HELL YEAH. AFTER A LONG DAY OF RUNNING THE WAD GURU WAS PARCHED SO HE STOPPED TO REFUEL HIS WAD MECHANISM AT THE LOCAL WATER PUMP. I’VE NEVER SEEN A BOY SO HAPPY TO PRODUCE SEAMEN IN ALL MY LIFE!
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IT HAS HAPPENED. THE ELDER MONKS HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS DAY. OVERCOCKSMOOCH HAS ASCENDED TO A HIGHER BEING TO ACHIEVE FLIGHT. PROPHECIES OF THIS ACCOMPLISHMENT HAVE COME TRUE BUT FOR OVERSHIT HE HAS SHOWN RESISTANCE TO HIS TRUE POTENTIAL. HE HAS TRULY LEARNED TO LET HIS INNER DEMONS AND OUTER BLISS BECOME ONE TRUE ALMIGHTY ENIGMA.
DAMN BOYS WE’RE BACK AT IT!!! WE HAVEN’T SAW THE WAD GURU IN MONTHS....LAST WE HEARD HE WAS THE NUMBER ONE WARRIOR IN HIS GUILD!!!!! SO PROUD OF YOUR FUCK ASS. THE CREW HAS SPLIT TO TAKE OVER ORCA ISLAND AND IMPLANT OUR SEED DEEP INTO HER LOINS.
DAMMIT THEY’VE DONE IT AGAIN! ALL I WANTED WAS TO ENJOY MY MEAL AT THE MARRBONE THREE WAY AND MISSINGNO AND A BIG FUCKING SQUIRREL HAD TO CUT IN LINE. I’VE NEVER BEEN SO PISSED IN ALL MY LIFE! ANYWAY, THIS ONE TIME I WAS JACKING OFF TO THE HOTTEST SHEMALE PORN AND I CREAMED SO MUCH I SWEAR TO GOD I HEARD MY DAMN DICK SAY “HOLY CREAMHORN!”
DAMMIT! WE WERE ON OUR WAY TO MEET WITH THE WAD GURU AND THESE DAMN WOLVES CAME OUT OF THE WOODS! I RAN OFF LIKE A BITCH WHILE THE STRIPPER TITTY SUCKER HIMSELF FOUGHT OFF 7 WOLVES. HE SHOWED A LOT OF COURAGE THAT DAY, MAYBE THAT STRIPPER WILL LET HIM SUCK THE OTHER TITTY. WE ARE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU!
It's a brand new life the Wad Guru as well as his father Ty (from their predecessor series That's So Dick) as the father-and-son duo move from Marrowbone to the White House in Washington, DC after Ty is named the new personal White House chef for President Shelley.
DAMN! IS THAT THE WAD GURU RUNNING FULL SPEED TOWARDS ASHCAMP!?? DAMN BOY GOT A NOSE THAT CAN SMELL PUSSY 204 MILES AWAY!!
Ty's Spring
Dad: Ty I need you to cut the grass
Ty: OH BOY! You know how much I love to cut the grass
Dad: That's the spirit! You take the push I've already got my weedeater ready
Ty: What do you mean?
Dad: What? Is there something wrong?
Ty: You know I always take the weedeater....you know
Dad: Yeah, but I thought you may want a brea..
Ty: DON'T ASSUME ANYTHING....YOU KNOW I WANT TO WEEDEAT
Dad: Now Ty, if you feel that strongly about it I will let you weedeat
Ty: Ok
DAMN THAT IS A LOT OF ZOMBIES!! BETTER WATCH OUT WAD GURU THEY ARE AFTER YOU, UNFORTUNATELY PEEHYPE DIED RIGHT BEFORE THIS AND THE DISCOUNT TY WAS LEFT WITH US! DAMN
lol sorry guys