[drunkblogging]

if u ever fuck me over i will chop ur fucking head off dont test me 

[cuntextual-blog]

girls dont like boys girls like cars and money and complaining

[neogohann]

[jackwynandmoved-deactivated2017]

SWEET DREAMS ARE MADE OF THIS

[jackwynandmoved-deactivated2017]

WHO AM I TO DISAGREE

[jackwynandmoved-deactivated2017]

I TRAVEL THE WORLD AND THE SEVEN SEAS

[jackwynandmoved-deactivated2017]

EVERYBODY’S LOOKIN’ FOR SOMETHING

[kaminageeha-deactivated20130809]

i was fisted once

[osamah-deactivated20130325]

[heathledgerarchives-blog]

i think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me

[assiest-deactivated20130207]

‘you have acute hepatitis’

no you have a cute hepatitis *winks at doctor*

[cuntextual-blog]

sleeping all day is a great way to avoid dealing with anything ever

[gyulhj-deactivated20121121]

do you ever feel bad about not feeling bad about something you should feel bad about

[orapronobispeccatoribus4-18-201]

13 year olds turned me on when i was 13

[yasirrr-deactivated20130114]

yea thats weird why did it stop

[orapronobispeccatoribus4-18-201]

i never said it stopped

[vaspim3]

sext: i want to make you organism so bad

[basilsz1-deactivated20141011]

if my life was a sims game i’d quit without saving tbh

[adamcheleski-deactivated2015062]

you can prevent yourself from crying while peeling onions by chewing gum.

you can prevent yourself from crying in any other situation by not being such a little bitch.

[sfjktides-deactivated20121026]

guys please, I cannot answer all 0 messages

[lnfamy-deactivated20200913]

half sleeve almost done straight edge mother fuckers ill see you in the pit

[mynewurl]

i came home today to find my other half waiting for me on my bed

[fasterfood]

i think that the world would be a better place if they just made this the anonymous icon

i mean come on

if you got anonymous hate with that face to go with it

nobody would ever feel offended by it again