who the fuck is tony hawk?

hey mtv, watch this! *falls flat on my face*

[schmonyschmawk]

schmonyschmawk is a s/low activity blog for LFK, lola frank king, who is about 2 be the world #1 skateboarder. intentionally low effort, 00s/Y2K vibe.

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ⪩. .⪨ about ⪩. .⪨ verses ⪩. .⪨

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤSIGN MY GUESTBOOK

Standard rules apply - just don't be a dick an' we'll get along GREAT!!!!

BLOG ROLL : @chrailerchrash, @spicegrrrl, @danabarrettt.

[schmonyschmawk]

bought my bestie user cuntryjunkie a really fun bday present today shut up

[schmonyschmawk]

new.. starter call..

[schmonyschmawk]

new.. starter call..

[schmonyschmawk]

hands up who wants to be cyberbullied by lola

[schmonyschmawk]

i love you london 😄 i love screaming ‘messi is a cunt’ out of my window and getting back a ‘messi’s a cunt ole ole’ chant 😄

[schmonyschmawk]

HEY STINKASSES, WELCOME TO LOLA'S WORLD. TODAY WE'RE GONNA BE -- ah shit guys, run, run, run!

@schmonyschmawk is an intentionally lowkey blog for lola frank king, world number one skateboarder at the x games and lead star of mtv's hit show lola's wrld. general nuisance to dallas fort worth and an absolute mad man on 4 wheels. also has a sidekick, @cuntryjunkie.

think jackass, spending hours on your myspace, skate video games, 'it was never a phase, mom', being your dad's female son, etc etc. daisy, twenny8.

[schmonyschmawk]

HEY STINKASSES, WELCOME TO LOLA'S WORLD. TODAY WE'RE GONNA BE -- ah shit guys, run, run, run!

@schmonyschmawk is an intentionally lowkey blog for lola frank king, world number one skateboarder at the x games and lead star of mtv's hit show lola's wrld. general nuisance to dallas fort worth and an absolute mad man on 4 wheels. also has a sidekick, @cuntryjunkie.

think jackass, spending hours on your myspace, skate video games, 'it was never a phase, mom', being your dad's female son, etc etc. daisy, twenny8.

[schmonyschmawk]

spare some inbox things?

[schmonyschmawk]

IT WAS NEVER A PHASE MOM

[bruisedpenny]

@schmonyschmawk said: "ignore the blood. i di'n't murder nobody."

guy who has been privy to many sacrifices and the regular exploits of the injury prone woman that preceeded lola frank king, "well, don't sit down! get a fucking wet nap but don't sit down!"

[schmonyschmawk]

too late, fella. she’s sat. and she’s frowning. “i’m tired, whadya mean don’t sit down? it ain’t like i’m spurtin from an artery, asshole! jus’ a little one versus one, me an’ this jump i was tryin’a land. guess who won? not this guy.” her white tee is wrecked, there’s blood over her jorts, and hand print swipes down her front from her equally bloody palms, “y’know skaters frown on wearin’ helmets? not me. you got candy?”

[schmonyschmawk]

who wants a starter!!!

[cuntryjunkie]

went and saw jackass w daisy. had a sleepover. just went to buy skate 2.... who knew being an adult was like being 12 but with a bit more freedom and dollar

[schmonyschmawk]

[yodaprod]

Ray Barbee (1989)

Source: Youtube/Powell Peralta

[schmonyschmawk]

weak thinking: lola is just a skateboarder i can never write against her

woke thinking: lola could ran errands for my vampire/monster/criminal/weird/otherworldly character even though she might be a bit of a bug

[wakebakesoulshake]

*puts wet finger in his ear*

I brought you into this world I can take you out of it

[schmonyschmawk]

I don’t have a mom you have to be nice to me

[childactress]

❝ what? ew, no. ❞ take it from someone who's lost a brand deal or two. ❝ just do a tiktok or something, they love that bullshit. gets their algorithm's pussy wet. ❞

[schmonyschmawk]

"but, like. i don't want it to suck. i wanna do somethin' funny, innit." she pauses, thinks, "i ain't got tiktok anyway, not allowed it."