Damn, I was not expecting people to actually like my little headcannons, but small handfulls of people keep finding my posts and liking them, so guess who's back (🎶back again🎶) to give you more 🫶
- Satan has developed a habit of full naming people when they talk over him, whether accidentally or on purpose, and then finishing whatever he was saying like nothing happened. He finds a surprising entertainment in the way people tense up when he does this. No one knows how he figures out everyone's full name.
- Mammon doesn't quite realize that calling you "my human" is more of a term of endearment in the human world, as if you were in a relationship. He sees it the same way as claiming a car or a snack as yours, rather than claiming you as his "partner". He realizes far too late what it's interpreted as, but he figures you're used to it by that point, so he continues to do it.
- Asmo has a habit of playing matchmaker for EVERYONE. The moment you tell him you have a crush on one of his brothers, he's going to judge your taste slightly, but he's going to make sure you can get that date, even if his brothers end up being a little dense (cough cough, Mammon). He's also the most likely to catch on to your crush on any of them before you even come to him for help. He's here for the gossip, and he has a secret album in his photos for pictures of you and your crush to give you on the wedding day.
- Levi was definitely into fnaf at some point, having ended up playing every game and gotten every ending. He will judge you based on your favorite game, but his favorite would be pizzaria simulator, entirely because of Henry's ending speech.
- Levi is also an achievement collector when he plays games, and he insists he needs to get every possible achievement or ending the game has. This has caused him to disappear into his room for a week straight on multiple occasions. The others have learned to just leave food outside his door.
- Messing with Lucifer is almost impossible, but the chances are never zero. Satan and Belphie will help you with any ideas you have though, and you will quickly be recruited into the anti-Lucifer league (I actually have no idea if that name in cannon or not) for doing so on their behalf. You are more likely to succeed than they are, and it's entirely because you're human.
- Some of the brothers actually have a tendency to forget that you're human, and therefore more fragile than they are. Beel has forgotten this while working out with you on multiple occasions, but he'll take you out for food afterwards to make sure you're okay. Asmo has also forgotten this, but it's more a matter of forgetting you do in fact need sleep and cannot stay up late at night like he can for gossip, not that he does so often anyway, but it does happen.
- Satan would actually be very happy to teach you anything you ask of him, surprising himself with how happy he got that you'd come to him for the help over his brothers. He'd definitely hold it over Lucifer's head that you trust him more to teach you.
- Satan also has a particular liking towards people who know a lot on specific subjects, or want to learn more about particular things. He finds it interesting to know what catches people's attention.
- Mammon is actually surprisingly good at math for someone who's consistently labelled dumb, although he doesn't realize he's good at math until it has to do with gambling and money making.
- Lucifer is incredibly particular about decorations for anything. He was the one to pick out the furniture and wall decorations for the house of lamentation, and any form of formal event gets decorations coordinated by Lucifer, with Diavolo's say of course. It bugs Lucifer a lot to have something not be level and even on every side. Satan and Belphie have both used this to mess with him a lot, tilting picture frames just slightly, moving tables a little to the left, turning furniture just enough for him to notice.
- Lucifer and Satan both have a pet peeve of people putting their feet up on tables or desks, something of which Mammon does A LOT. They've both told him time and time again, but Satan has stopped saying anything since Mammon told him he sounded like Lucifer. He now throws the closest thing that won't break at Mammon's head. It works a lot better than Lucifer telling him to stop, to which Satan takes pride in.
These are really entertaining to think of when I'm bored at work, so I'll be back eventually with more of them. Hope you enjoy 🫶
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