do good, die great

[unbotheredmuse]

[the-memedaddy]

meirl

[jontedrew]

Everyday

[ruinedchildhood]

[jurassic-parks-and-rex]

[cuntyfoxfelix]

I seriously have the best boyfriend in the world. I've never felt so satisfied in all my life. Giving and caring and supportive and interested and attentive and loving and creative and tender. My heart soars for that fucking sexy ass himbo. He seriously has raised the bar for me in so many aspects and it makes my soul sing with joy.

[bled]

Salt flats of Salar de Uyuni, Bolivia by night

[junkfoodcinemas]

They Live (1988) dir. John Carpenter

[cherubimvomit-deactivated202201]

Rb to give the person you rbed from a warm blanket and their preferred warm drink

[schzunabe]

[hgsn-moved]

“we must make sure you do not appear here again. bailiff, whack his peepee.”

*whack sound*

*Mel Blanc scream*

[lesbx]

obsessed with this actually

[bunjywunjy]

RIDE 'EM CRAWBOY

[cactus-pat]

[theambitiouswoman]

[beautifyings]

I hate when people call randomly… like if you’re not the love of my life or my mother, please text to schedule an appointment first.

[writethatdown]

this is your reminder to start slow and gradually lean into consistency rather than to change your entire routine one fine day. it's okay to start wherever and whenever you feel ready. please don't compare yourself to the highlight reel of people on social media. i promise it's never too late to work on your goals. you don't have to make a drastic change just because it's a new year. time is a social construct and i want nothing more than for you to truly enjoy life at present without worrying too much about the future. you are completely able to achieve goals you have set for yourself, but take it step by step. please avoid burnout and please take rest. wishing you all the best!!

[final-girls]

catholicism was only invented so that lady gaga could write judas and then film the music video

[onlyblackgirl]

Vagina is closed until further notice.

[twolazytwolie-deactivated201809]

niggas anyway

[sirewordplayj-deactivated202408]

😂😂😂

[darkcomedies-deactivated2022042]

i think we can boil soulmates as a concept down to “i know how to help you now— find me in the future!” and “there you are sweetheart, sorry i’m late. i was looking everywhere for you.”

[modify-and-sever-deactivated201]

[melaninmedicine]

When he grabs your neck from behind 😩😫😩😫

[himynamesyaya]

when I aint got no neck for him to grab 😩😩😭

[melaninmedicine]

What? What is your head attached to ?

[himynamesyaya]

My shoulders

[melaninmedicine]

Lmfaoooo so what your shoulders connected to???

[himynamesyaya]

LMFAOOO to my titties

[melaninmedicine]

where the dick go when you deep throat?

[himynamesyaya]

my knees

[baesagi-tsukino]

WHAT!!! 😂😭

[chief-eazy]

[bixbyuniversal-deactivated20200]

Someone please draw this person

[blackpoeticinjustice]

I wheezed lmao

[aggienes-deactivated20230117]

Crying