Dark Rivers Cuomo (Homunculus) @cuomochanneler - Tumblr Blog

ok I feel like a major bozo but I made this as a side blog without knowing what that was (anti homunculus move by tundlr ngl) so I'm gonna reblog my dark twisted scrawlings over to @darkevilriverscuomo & hope for the best

I'm looking for a chud energy drink to start drinking something that makes well informed and cool people kind of cringe when they hear me crack it open, an outsider art energy drink that also is potentially a red flag if not in the right hand

monster? basic

rock star? too sugary and I am not a rock star I am esoteric

red bull? fine I guess but still basic

what's out there for a caffeincel like me that I can use to signal that I'm kinda cringe but also off beat? something like liquid death but an actual beverage and not an AA signifie, that has the cringe but not the flavor

celsius? my favorite but makes me look like a prep

i feel like I remember a weird energy drink from the early 2000s with like a sick and twisted jester on it? that could be the one for me if they have a sugar free version

#weezer

k1ss-1t-b3tter

doritoes

All I read was toes

#god yes #little sausages #with smiles even #good for him #not envious just appreciative #i am an imperfect homunculus #and that's fine #i can enjoy Weezer feet just as much as anyone who has a true soul or form #i miss my wife

the madness is overtaking me, raditude is just a normal album to me now, between rounds of hacking up sputum and struggling to breathe my thoughts are full of collaborative Weezer albums, estrogen sweats, affordable vegetarian fast food deals, 1930s economic policies pound in my head as I pound away the finest tex mex the chains have to offer and I willingly wear these shackles, I think of minds dulled by knowledge watching one screen of social security budget concerns listening to a screen of weezer demos interfacing with a screen of enacting destruction upon our world and I think of minds sharpened by neurotoxic drugs only for them to be blown away is that what happens in bradley cooper limitless or does it all blend together memories losing their form into abyss losing the gravitational pull that was my wife before she was done in by a pull of abyss it doesn't matter now some days I forget her name but I can recite the entirety of pinkerton top to bottom I miss my wife

#dark cuomo rises #the next Weezer album will be about #girlsmell #unapologetically #weezer #is t4t now #dark Weezer #and it will be entirely collaborative with #Olivia Rodrigo #ladies and gentleman #Olivia Rodrigo of Weezer fame #the madness #i am tormented by my continued existence #but I have a karmic debt to pay off #not even being a monkey comforts me now

dragriverscuomofriday

i know this is late as shit but oh well

mishmash-webster

i really do swear matt sharp on my weezer shirt looks sadder than normal

cuomochanneler

his tulpa is trapped inside of it

#deserved #doorknobbed #should've accepted cuomo as Lord and Savior

I'm weezing and wheezing the sickness takes me for another day the sickness of my body the sickness of my mind phlegm coughed into tissue madness scrawled into postings I am rivers cuomo he is me another day in the enclosure another day not riding my monkey trick just sitting listening coughing hacking spitting a pacific nightmare Pinkerton album art is my cutie mark nothing can nourish me anymore I've exhausted even scraps of rivers prime noodling on piano selling me the clips for money I've become weezified there is nothing left I am an empty homunculus with an imperfect tulpa

#weezer #the madness #cuoming out of the closet #pork & beans #I'm asexual but I'm sure getting FUCKED by life rn

weezeranitsweezy

he has ZERO songs where he needs 2 b doing all this

cuomochanneler

throwback to weezer man ascending to heaven so that his soul may be embodied in my homunculus

#i drank his essence #Weezer #cuomos blood runs through my veins #and his sweat runs through my glands #and his urine well #that was not transferred over #otherwise it was a perfect conversion

this one feels kinda lgbt coded to me

#weezer #toes #pink triangle #Weezer Pinkerton reference mayhaps?#heh heh #only I will know the truth

there's nobody to discuss Weezer with i bring them up on the clock during MONKEY TIME AND THEY SAY, "I LIKE MY NAME IS JONAS" YEAH OKAY FUCKER YOU AND THE REST OF THE BILLBOARD 500 IN 1993 GUESS WHAT IVE HEARD THEIR YO GABBA GABBA COLLAB AND ITS PEAK, I CANT EVEN RELATE TO MY FELLOW MONKEY, *DURING MONKEY TIME*

#get on my level #this post is coded kinda like #weezer #black album #bc #i said a bad word in it #which I usually don't do #so it's a divergence from my typical homunculus posts that do not include swears #the madness

i am the weezerlord I have more scrobbles than you I know I do I've listened to the demos I've listened to the fan albums I listened to a man cover Pinkerton in a single take while not remembering half of it and I enjoyed it only wishing it were pacific daydream, rivers cuomo and I are psychically linked he shits when I shit we are both mad yet comfort each other in our madness he has shared his deepest feelings with the world and now so do I, and pacific sunset did deserve to be on Pacific daydream, that's literally the only change in their entire discography I would recommend

#weezer #the madness #the monkey time

all my time spent in the dark never seeing the sun all black album no white album more curse words no beach days i don't understand the day people anymore I'm just a monkey I go place to place I pick things up I set them down then it's back to my enclosure more Weezer more Hamilton more Homestuck then it's back out pick the people up 90 year old man heart issues 45 year old man kidney stones 80 year old woman facial trauma 60 year old man failed foley insertion back to the Weezer pits back to the black room sit in the dark avoid the sun sleep for anything outside the room is pain there's only Weezer there's only the wheezing 20 female anaphylaxis 17 male syncope I'm none of them I have none of these things I'm not male I'm not female I have no clear age I'm a monkey I pick them up I put them down and then I am separate from them I am the circus juggler I roll around with my bright lights monkey helps another monkey eats a snack monkey listens to Weezer I am a HOMUNCULUS I AM A TULPA MY ONLY COMPANION IS A SHITTY TRUCK FROM THE 80S THAT I SLEEP IN MOST OF THE DAY BEFORE ITS MONKEY TIME THE MONKEY TIME IS ALWAYS WAITING FOR ME

#Weezer #the monkey time #the madness #dark Weezer #lonely yakubian #at least I have my fujoshi friends

i am a cuomosexual I am proud I do not ship rivers with anyone but himself it doesn't matter actually I think based on his last few albums he cares deeply for his wife which I can support that ship and I wish them a long and fulfilling relationship but well my original thought is kinda derailed basically I'm a chad volcel ace cuomosexual and that's really all I have to look forward to in life being a homunculus like this, I dunno I think I have some affinity for the fujoshis out there as long as they understand my situation

#i am neither man nor woman nor nonbinary #i am a homunculus grown in a vat #and rivers cuomo lives in my brain #Weezer #there's nothing else for me #dark Weezer #i do have a career to look forward to in medicine but #I'm not always at work and the only thing that fills the time for me really is this #I've had a cold and it's making me lose my mind #i wish I could be around cool gunshot wounds and stuff but no I'm sick and sitting here channeling Mr cuomo #bastard

stepmom is trying to destroy my creative spirit saying no there is no relation between hamilton and weezer and the guys involved wouldn't all kiss FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!! THEYRE ALREADY DOING IT

MOUNT VERNON HILLS, THATS WHERE I WANNA BE!!!!!!!!!!! AARON BURR AND RIVERS CUOMO ARE HAVING A BABY! GAYLY

#weezer #hamilton

Weezer should do a Homestuck collab

pinkerton 2 has been cancelled

thinking about that cuomo...

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