Cup A’ Jo’s Café @cupajoscafe - Tumblr Blog

Welcome to the coffee shop!

About The Admin

Jo

She/Her, 28

Cishet Ace and white as hell

Canadian (EST)

This blog will contain art, writing, and shitposts. I try to tag everything accordingly.

Blog Rules

18+ ONLY, MINORS DNI. Ageless/empty bios will be blocked immediately. Regardless of the content I post, SFW or not, this blog is NOT suitable for children. Please go away.

DNI: minors, racists, sexists, homo/transphobes and terfs, irl toxic relationship supporters, anti-oc and anti-ocxcanon.

Anon hate will be deleted immediately. Unless it's funny. Then I'll come up with a witty reply and laugh at you.

Do not repost my art without my explicit permission.

Fandoms

Naruto

Black Clover

Death Note

Higurashi: When They Cry

Ouran High School Host Club

Spider-Man: Into & Across The Spiderverse

Please feel free to talk to me about any of these fandoms, especially the bold ones!! I love chit chatting!!

This post will be pinned and updated as I think of more things to put here. All art is mine unless specified otherwise. Banner image from Twitter, edited by me in Medibang Paint. Thank you so much for stopping by the Smut Hut, I hope you enjoy your stay!

#navi

frownyalfred

Tips for writing those gala scenes, from someone who goes to them occasionally:

Generally you unbutton and re-button a suit coat when you sit down and stand up.

You’re supposed to hold wine or champagne glasses by the stem to avoid warming up the liquid inside. A character out of their depth might hold the glass around the sides instead.

When rich/important people forget your name and they’re drunk, they usually just tell you that they don’t remember or completely skip over any opportunity to use your name so they don’t look silly.

A good way to indicate you don’t want to shake someone’s hand at an event is to hold a drink in your right hand (and if you’re a woman, a purse in the other so you definitely can’t shift the glass to another hand and then shake)

Americans who still kiss cheeks as a welcome generally don’t press lips to cheeks, it’s more of a touch of cheek to cheek or even a hover (these days, mostly to avoid smudging a woman’s makeup)

The distinctions between dress codes (black tie, cocktail, etc) are very intricate but obvious to those who know how to look. If you wear a short skirt to a black tie event for example, people would clock that instantly even if the dress itself was very formal. Same thing goes for certain articles of men’s clothing.

Open bars / cash bars at events usually carry limited options. They’re meant to serve lots of people very quickly, so nobody is getting a cosmo or a Manhattan etc.

Members of the press generally aren’t allowed to freely circulate at nicer galas/events without a very good reason. When they do, they need to identify themselves before talking with someone.

#jo reblogs #reference

oceanreveuse

big beefy men with all their body hair (that they know you love so much) and blowjobs… god specifically blowjobs. he’s watching you struggle to take his length into your throat, gagging and spluttering when your nose buries into his pubes until you pull yourself off, gasping and messy. you nuzzle into his happy trail, rubbing your soft cheek against the coarse hair and he’s literally all heart-eyes for you… not to mention when you busy yourself with his heavy balls oh lawwwd.. (〃ω〃)

#jo reblogs #atsv hours #ME @MIGUEL UGHHHHHH

What happened to your masterlist?

hiya!! i think when i updated my blog name it fucked up the linking on my master list so i have to actually go in and fix that, ill take a day to do it soon!! sorry for the inconvenience but thank you for reminding me!!

#jo answers #anon

Will we EVER GET AN END OF MIGUEL 😭

im so sorry if you followed me for my naruto content anon but as of right now im nose deep in spiderverse hell and dont see myself losing this hyper fixation anytime soon!

#jo answers #anon

Will we ever get a redesign on Yuuna ?

hiya!! omg i havent had a question about my naruto bab in FOREVER HAHAHAH

i don’t think so!! im really satisfied with all her designs throughout the series so im gonna keep em how they are 💜

#jo answers #totallynotchocolatetheoristcloud

You love spider man 2099?

Hiiii!! I’ve read the first few issues of the SM2099 comics from the 90s run but im mostly familiar with ATSV SM2099 so I’d say im more of an ATSV SM2099 fan just because I don’t really know lot of the lore behind the character hehe

#jo answers #barbykamado1516

Can I just say that you made me cry

I can never find art of anything that has someone of my size, nevermind even close to it. And here you are, with all this beautiful art of your perfect OC and my favorite character, and I can actually see myself in her (Even if I'm a lot taller lmao)

Genuinely, it's so cathartic to look through your art. I will be watching you very closely from now on

WAIT PLS ILL SOB??? I’m so happy i could help you feel better about yourself bc of my art, i know it’s definitely helped me too bc my oc has my body type and I’ve gotten a bit more confident in myself bc of it!! im just,,,,so glad i could share the body positivity with other people s well aaaaaaaa