Benny Hale, at your service.

Yes, the accent is real.

[cupcakes-and-halestorms]

smokenporcelain‌:

I always enjoy a little mischief. Especially if you’re over here talking me up by calling me handsome. Just tell me where you are, and I’ll show up.

Is that a promise, Mr. Hummel?

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smokenporcelain‌:

Oh I was thinking of starting a forest fire and finding the cure for cancer at the same time. Or really, take a smoke break in the fresh air. Anything but being stuck inside.

Why don’t you come bunk off with me handsome? I’m sure we could get into some mischief. 

[cupcakes-and-halestorms]

beauxhummel‌:

You can definitely say that again. Plus, there are so many old sayings about how important it is to learn from history, you know? Might as well major in it.

Exactly. What about you my dear? Any thoughts of life after Sylvesters? 

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beauxhummel‌:

True and I’ll be sure to give those methods a try. Well, whether you stay here in the states or head back, then please allow me to be the first to wish you luck in college. Forgive me for asking, but do you know what you’re going to major in? Or are you going to figure that out later?

Oh, there are so many things I could major in. But, I would probably have to go with History. What can I say? You can never learn enough from the past.

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smokenporcelain‌:

Well whatever you do to achieve that perfection in your look, it’s working. So bravo, my good man, bravo. –You know, I just might not show up next time. See what they do about it. 

Ooo, I love a rebel. Pray tell what you would do instead of going to class you bad boy?

[cupcakes-and-halestorms]

beauxhummel‌:

Nothing interesting, just assignments. Sharing a sherry with Sylvester, you say? That honestly sounds more intriguing than what I’ve been working on. But if you’ve got any math related wisdom, would you care to impart a hint on a poor soul such as myself?

Well, you can always study more and talk to Ms. Fredricks. I’m almost sad I’ll be graduating this year but I do have my sights set on a wonderful college in Washington. Or perhaps back to England, I sent an application to Oxford off last week so I should be hearing back anytime now. 

[cupcakes-and-halestorms]

theking-oftheclouds‌:

……ohhhkkaay.

Do you play any sports, Cooper?

[cupcakes-and-halestorms]

theking-oftheclouds‌:

Yes, though I’m rather fond of the Han Solo movie. It was pretty good. I liked The Last Jedi too, Poe is one of my favourites from the new trilogy.

Sweet, I have Anakin’s lightsaber with me, under my bed. 

Poe is very much my type. Tall, dark and handsome… Quite like some gentlemen here. That man could put me in a slave bikini any day…

Ooo, I like it. You’ll mostly find a suitcase under my bed. Don’t ask what’s in it.

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theking-oftheclouds‌:

……I prefer Han Solo, myself.

Original trilogy guy. I admire that. Did you know that the prop of Obi-Wan’s lightsaber is the same prop Luke uses in Return of the Jedi? I have a replica at home. 

[cupcakes-and-halestorms]

theking-oftheclouds‌:

I’ll keep my fantasies to myself. And that’s all they seem to be for you, considering you keep deflecting the fact that this never happened.

There’s nothing more satisfying than making fantasies come true! It’s just like the time myself and Drew ended up going to Comic Con one year. I made a rather brilliant Anakin Skywalker to his Obi-Wan, he certainly had the high ground that night...

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theking-oftheclouds‌:

You must have heard that flattery makes me tick. Though no amount of flattery is gonna make me hide the fact that every night since you moved in, I’ve been in the dorm playing Fortnite on my computer. Not once did you drag some helpless soul in there and play hide the laptop. Therefore, I’m calling shit to the bull.

It’s division, dickwad, carry the 3.

Hide the laptop? Oh darling we hid more than my laptop, if you catch my meaning. He was only helpless when it came down to the handcuffs. A personal favourite. Are you into kinky fuckery, Cooper?

Splendid.

[cupcakes-and-halestorms]

theking-oftheclouds‌:

Uh, yeah, well… I’m calling bullshit.

Oh, Cooper. You handsome devil. Come now, you cannot possibly call bullshit when you share a domain with someone as respectful as myself. Hence why we left the room and hooked up elsewhere. Now, have you done the math homework? Because I am stuck on question 13, 

[cupcakes-and-halestorms]

theking-oftheclouds‌:

Uh-huh…. and when was this? 

It was a wonderful night. We were in the common room and we moved it into your... Sorry, our dormitory. You may or may not have been asleep as the game went on, and I may or may have pulled him out of our room and into another dormitory. It was, empty as I recall. Have you ever felt your bare skin against a mattress without a linen sheet?

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theking-oftheclouds‌:

I am gonna ask. Why the hell was it in the bathroom?

Well, I was having a vigorous wanking session and happened to leave it under the sink. Joking, of course. I brought someone back and we were playing a game of hide and seek with items, he hid my laptop in the bathroom but I had already ripped his clothes off him before I managed to find it. A good time was had by all. 

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smokenporcelain‌:

Ooo–a charmer. I can always appreciate flattery when it’s given, especially from someone who has a good eye. It’s a matter of mousse, hairspray, and some water mist from a bottle to achieve this look. It’s an art form in itself. I’ve been tempted to just leave without any promises. Math is dull, whether I’m in class or in my room. 

Devilish. An absolutely exciting method if I do say so. I have an all natural sort of look. I just wash and dry and boom. Perfection. You could always ask to go to the bathroom and skip?

[cupcakes-and-halestorms]

smokenporcelain‌:

Okay, but, consider this–why was a laptop under your sink? I’m a rebel, and I’m asking. But other than that, I’d like to think I’m surviving this dull math class.

I see that. I think we can all admire a bad boy. Especially one with such great sense of fashion. What do you use on your hair? I must know! Oh, me and Frederick’s go way back. Sometimes I can just leave if I promise to finish my work from my dorm. You should try that. 

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beauxhummel‌:

Congrats on finding it and I gotta say that under the sink is an interesting location. But since you said don’t ask, I won’t. I’m just twiddling my thumbs and working on some stuff. How about you?

Ooo, pray tell what stuff. Tickle me intrigued. I’ve been with Sylvester. She invited me to her office to share a sherry or too. Apparently my grades in Maths were the best in the school.