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Hey, so I was excited for this chapter and since there's no English translation I went and did it. That said I didn't wanna disrespect the English translation team that picked up the series where I left off. So this is just a text translation under the cut. I won't be doing full translations/redraws/uploads of the manga to mangadex unless this group decides to drop it.
That being said if they find this, and wanna use this translation in any capacity feel free to! :) Whatever makes your lives easier, I know how long it takes to get these chapters out!
Noah: I can’t believe it. I can’t believe you’re still alive. I’m sure I stabbed you through the heart…Are you really human?
Jack: Hahaha, sorry…I just think God hates me.
Noah: …
Hahaha…
HAHAHA!
HAHAHA! HAHAHA!
Jack: Are you alright? You seem shocked.
Noah: Haha…no…I’m just happy.
I missed you as well.
Luna: BROTHER NOAH! [Insert GLOMP lol]
Jack: !?
Noah: LU-LUNA!?
Noah: Why are you here?
Noah & Jack as Luna slaps Noah: !!!
Luna: You’re an idiot brother Noah!!!
IDIOT!!!
STUPIIIIIID!!
Noah: Stupid…
Luna: Where the hell have you been for five years!? You didn’t even contact me once!
Noah: Uhh…so…you see…
Luna: This whole time I’ve been worried about you! I thought you were dead somewhere!
Luna: If you had died… I…I…
Noah: I’m sorry Luna
Luna: You better be…
Luna: I’m so glad…That you’re alive…
[Jack and Noah put away their weapons since Luna is there]
[Scene moves from the graveyard to a bench in a park]
Jack: That surprised me. I had no idea you two were siblings.
Luna: We’re not related by blood.
Jack: ?
Luna: The other kids and I are just orphans that mom found in the slums.
Luna: But brother Noah is really mom's son.
Jack: Oh! So you are Anne’s son!
Luna: But mom loved us all equally so we all really felt like siblings. Right?
Noah: Oh of course you’re all my precious little siblings~
Jack thinking to himself: In the colorless and transparent Noah…
Colors are mixing.
How gorgeous.
Luna: Huh?
Jack: I mean, you have a beautiful family.
Luna: Yeah, to us, Anne was the best mom ever.
Noah: But to be honest, I was the one surprised. I can’t believe you knew my mother.
…So it was her who used to sing you lullabies.
Jack: Hahaha. “Life is a comedy” apparently.
Luna: By the way, where did you two meet?
Jack: It was in fact just the other day. I was playing a game of pool at a bar.
Noah: Yes, yes, that’s right. We were sitting next to each other and we hit it off…so we decided to play a game.
Jack: I was totally defeated.
Noah: Not at all, it was a close game.
More than you think.
Jack: I’d love to play again sometime.
Noah: Of course.
Luna: Hmmm…Big brother, you know how to play pool? Can you teach me next time?
Noah: Yeah, sure! Oh…unfortunately, I have to get back to “work”. Sir Jack, it has been a pleasure to see you again.
Jack: Likewise.
Noah: Until you’ve finished your “work”...
Jack: Yes, a temporary truce, until then…
Luna: Big brother! Wait! Wait…Will we see you again? Joseph and Lily too! Everyone is waiting for you to come home.
Noah: Oh, I know, I know. One day I will surely see you again.
Luna: Mister Jack?
Jack: Yes, how can I help you?
Luna: That wound…my brother did it, didn’t he?
Jack: Haha, I couldn’t lie to you Miss Luna. You’re right. Your brother is even stronger than you imagine.
Luna: Ahhrgh, I knew it! Big brother you’re not living a very good life are you?
Luna: Hey, you still owe me one, don’t you?I need to make sure you pay me…
Jack: Of course I don’t have a payment method right now, but-
Luna: I need you to come with me and find the Uroboros Man.
Jack: Ummm..what do you mean?
Luna: I’ve already been through this with my brother…I want to find the Uroboros Man.
I don’t think Noah will let me avenge our mother, because he’s going to do it by himself.
I don’t want my brother to hurt anyone else…
And I don’t want to see anyone hurt again either…
If mom were alive she’d risk her life to stop him.
That’s why I have to do it for her.
Jack: You’re a troublesome young girl aren’t you?
Jack thinking to himself: However,
Anne, Noah, Miss Luna, The Uroboros Man…
And myself.
During this fateful meeting…
What colors will be formed!?
Ahh!
I- I- I- I-
I WANT TO SEE THEM~
Luna: Hmmm…I’m not sure you really understand. But will you do it?
Jack: Yes, Ma’am. [Awhhh he smooches her hand like a gentleman lol!]
Jack: Let us find the Uroboros man together.
[Scene changes to an unnamed man holding a political rally]
Arthur: The world as it is, is in a time of change! Now is the time for our British Empire to be something noble! Occupation, class, gender. Put an end to discrimination at the source! It is time for the British Empire to be reborn as a country where ALL people can enjoy the happiness of equality!
Arthur: I promise you! When I am prime minister I will guarantee a world of fairness and decency!
INTRO TAG: [Member of the House of Commons | ARTHUR GRAY]
Arthur: We will unite the hearts and minds of the British Empire!
Random citizen: Well said!
[The crowd begins chanting Unite England / United England]
[The crowd chants Arthur’s name as he exits the area]
Coachman: Thank you for your hard work.
Arthur: England united as one…
When we’re finally one, what color will this country become?
Please, the Zweihänder is a specialist weapon for breaking pike formations. Are your coworkers in a pike formation? Are they blocking your advance with a wall of thorny death? No? Then what the hell is a Zweihänder gonna do?
Really wanna fuck up your coworkers? Halberd from the elevator. Polearms have the range you need. Doors open, skewer Steve from accounting, doors close. Ride it back down, doors open, skewer Laura at the front desk. Back up, open doors, stab Jason, repeat. They call security? You’ve got feet of range on that motherfucker. Dinky little baton ain’t shit next to a Halberd. I’ve pulled the old elevator Halberd at five, six of my jobs over the years and they never see it coming. Until it’s too late, that is. Just a little tip for ya. Keep the change.
Honestly while I'm a massive proponent of the superiority of the halberd I would argue that an office space would be better suited for a much smaller weapon. Nothing is more embarrassing than swinging full force in an attempt to fell the ghouls that staff the finance department, only for your weapon to get stuck on a standing lamp or errant water cooler.
we’ve started feeding this tortoiseshell-point siamese recently. she’s beautiful, aside from the fact she has disturbingly big, bulging blue eyes. we’ve started calling her… ‘goop’
GUESS WHO HAD GOOPLETS! SIX ENTIRE BABIES! mama goop held onto her gooplings for an entire week longer than she had to, so the gooplitos came out very well done and fluffy!!
nearly five years ago… since then, mama goop has aged significantly, and as she nears the end of her life, she’s been given a cushy retirement alongside her beloved husband, papa pumpkin. for everyone who remembers this post, the goop troop sends their regards
Apparently my stepdad and I are fucking psychically linked because ?? every single time he makes chili for dinner I get a migraine. Without fail. And it became like a ha ha running joke because it happened so many times but now I’m living 3 hours away from my parents and I just texted my mom and
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