Cupcakes of Triumph

"Why am I on the internet? I should be in the kitchen!"

[awildcreature-deactivated202110]

THE LAST EPISODE OF FUTURAMA 1999 - 2013

[luminoxxi]

GROSS SOBBING

DON’T TOUCH ME

[lesser-flamingo]

BUT THE BEST PART IS WHEN THEY FIRST AIRED THE FINALE THEY PLAYED THE VERY FIRST EPISODE IMMEDIATELY AFTER

[samwisepotter-deactivated201803]

This was the best way to end a series.

[mrbenwyatt]

[docile-potato]

Everyone who reblogs this will get a skeleton joke in their inbox

[tiaraturnabout]

I call bullshit

[tiaraturnabout]

fuck me it actually worked

I’ve never gotten one of these to work before

[golgathor-deactivated20190718]

IMC RYING OVER THESE SPONGEBOB NOODLES

BECAUSE LIKE

IT’S IN FRENCH TOO SO ALL THEIR NAMES ARE IN FRENCH ON THE SIDE LIKE WE GO MISTER CRABS AND PATRICK

OKAY THIS MAKES SENSE EVERYTHING IS GOOD HERE THEN THERE IS SANDY AND GARY

THIS IS FINE AND THEN THERE IS SPONGEBOB

ALL GOOD SO WHERE IS THE PROBLEM?

SQUIDWARD.

I MEAN I JUST

YOU THINK OKAY ITS GONNA HAVE SQUID IN IT RIGHT?

NO INSTEAD YOU JUST GET

CARLO

[conjectural-technologies]

C A R L O

[germanlanguagerocks]

In German, he’s called Thaddäus Tentakel

[missadventvre-blog]

My daughter has not seen her biological dad since she was four. She’s 11 now. When she was two he contacted me and asked if I would allow him to terminate his parental rights so he could stop paying child support and I agreed.. I wanted to spare her the heartache of a revolving door father and the sacrifice of the financial support was well worth him never being able to disappoint her again. I never lied to her about where he went or who her dad was.. I have always answered her questions in the most age appropriate way possible. When she was four he contacted me and told me he has been diagnosed with cancer and would like to see her. I set aside a day and we met in the park. He had asked for two hours. He stayed 20 minutes and we never heard from him again.. Over the summer we ran into somebody that knows him and they commented on how she looks like his other children. They elaborated that he has settled down and has a family now. My stomach tied itself in knots thinking of how hurtful that must be to my daughter.. I cut the conversation short and we got in the car to leave and that’s when I saw her smiling. She said ‘mom.. He figured out how to be a dad. That’s such a nice thing. I’m happy for his kids.’ And that’s the day an 11 year old taught me all I need to know about forgiveness

A comment on this Humans of New York post (via aboutme-g)

Why does this have so little notes?

(via lunaomsol)

Wow. This is the attitude I strive for

(via faeries-and-nature)

[theproblematicblogger]

Of course Lincoln got shot he was 6’4” and wearing a top hat in a theater if I was sitting behind him I’d shoot him too

[taraza]

Too soon

[theproblematicblogger]

It happened like 28 years ago thats plenty of time

[mystraknits-deactivated20160402]

you’re off by a few years there

[gameraboy]

ILM filming explosions for the Death Star attack in Star Wars in 1977.

[cupcakesoftriumph-blog]

Period: You want cookies

Period: You want to fuck

Period: You want to fuck while eating cookies.

Period: Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?

Period: Kill them.

Period: Kill them too.

Period: Kill them and eat their cookies.

Period: Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.

Period: HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.

Period: Whoops you dropped a spoon better cry

[baylibri-deactivated20141209]

[howlolcanyougo]

[quiteyours]

it gets me every time

[lesleylloyd-deactivated20200123]

EVERY. TIME

[theflapofrabdolph-blog]

[barebackinq]

[nerdjpg-deactivated20150212]

i can’t believe angelina jolie killed taylor swift

[endoshan]

WAKE UP POTTER

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

[catchaglimpseofalleble]

Oh i get it now.

[gond-wanaland]

[just-an-pain]

Can you not?

[catchaglimpseofalleble]

AHG, I fucked this up!

[scottandhiskind]

omfg I’ve seen the high school musical post about 15 times and I’ve never understood why it had so many notes. Now I finally understand

[mydarlingxo]

WHY WOULD YOU NOT REBLOG BOTH PARTS DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK ME TO FIND THIS?!?!?!

[cifume]

[karenhurley]

This campaign is great, really makes you look closer instead of just and quick stereotypical glance 

GSR Entrance Hall System

Advertising Agency: SPR Agency, Novo Hamburgo, Brazil Via

[shatterstag]

these are REALLY great, I especially like the dating one.

[mkultrafemme-deactivated2024031]