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dude the abyss is totally gazing back at you. she obviously wants you. go over there and talk to her! get her number

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dude the abyss is totally gazing back at you. she obviously wants you. go over there and talk to her! get her number

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Star Trek is so teletubbycore like watch this

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Credit: Andreaanimates

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Nightmares by Me

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got more time for misbehavin’ since i started microwavin’

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honestly if teleporters ever got invented during my lifetime i would be the most annoying analog boomer about it. my grandkids would be like ugh, grandma, why don’t you just take a teleporter trip to come visit us, we all do it all the time and it’s obviously safe and i would be like absolutely not. it kills you and reconstitutes a copy with your exact memories. you are consciously my grandchildren and i do not hold it against you but i know in my heart that you are nothing but copies of copies of copies borne out of irresponsible technology use. i am not touching that devil’s elevator as long as i live. i will take an airplane and you will wait for the several hours it takes for me to come visit you

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LOVE YOURSELF

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If you were a tree and I were a tree, would you pass me secret messages using our root systems

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I LOVE the way that my body handles pain because when it reaches a certain threshold, a switch flips that goes “hmm that hurts a lot. you should throw up about it?”