I DON'T NEED ANY CALMING TEA

they/them ISFP FOREVER CRYING ABOUT THE FFVII REMAKE Multi-fandom

[quibbs]

been spending time with some old friends :’)

[tls123]

— You got help, right? — I did. I let somebody help me.

[favouritefi]

The untapped potential of Jim and Izzy interactions is making me feral 

[dynamitekansai]

[solely-ashes]

Do you

Do you think Jonah Magnus also begins his diary entries with 'my dearest jonah'?

[wankenobae-deactivated20220723]

You have made a commitment to the Jedi order, a commitment not easily broken.

insp.

[vunderjoy]

I also drew the three evil old men at some point

Matching icons for you and your two evil old man besties I guess

[beholdingslut]

one aspect of dishonored i am obsessed with is the abbey of the everyman because unlike many religious bodies, their intention is not to preserve or fawn over some benevolent yet potentially unproven or distant deity. no, their deity of choice is very much proven! and it is their life’s goal to not let his corrupting touch reach any citizen! and they do this with music and maths.

[beholdingslut]

exactly!!! exactly this!!!

[balfiere]

[kepcobi]

Hello Tumblr

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[sevanovic-deactivated20250207]

[feluka]

i need to hire someone who can speak to cats to explain to Shams and Noor that they are supposed to be predators. I’m trying to introduce toys that emulate prey (with sound/smell of course so they can track it) so I can get them to play hunt but they’re just like. *pats toy lightly with paws* ‘hmmm interesting. i dig. a friend perhaps?’ and i’m like nooooooo it’s your prey you’re supposed to chase it! i try to look it up on youtube but all videos are for if the cats are *disinterested* in play but they’re very interested! just in a very polite manner lol like i’m introducing stuffed toys for them to cuddle with

[feluka]

*Oblivion guard voice* Excuse me sir, are you alright? I - by the Divines. This person’s dead.

[feluka]

i was kidding at first with the oblivion guard quote but, the fish is battery operated to flop around and when i turned it off to charge the battery they were both IMMEDIATELY concerned that it stopped moving. when i turned it back on they were like, oh thank god. it doesn’t even entice them to chase it. it just makes them feel better to know it’s alive and kicking apparently??? shjdgsjdhd they care about this fake fish so much what the fuck

[feluka]

me: violence? care for some violence sir?

shams & noor: hmm… what is this

me: a fish! a prey! to bite and kill! to chomp! to-

shams and noor: to… to have and to hold? to love and cherish? a friend in time of need? a cuddle partner to brave the cold nights? a trusted comrade? and someday… if the fates are kind… something more, perhaps?

me: no!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[minervamaga]

Shame on you for leaving this delightful story in the tags Gallus

[brightlotusmoon]

I love stories of “my cats are weird and I love them” because it’s free dopamine.

[byjove]

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

The spiritual successor to Miette

[manicgoblinnightmarewoman]

Might I also add

[shydestinybread]

May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit

[unyanizedcatboys]

Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

[explorerrowan]

I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from "i can has". Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they're talking about.

[dualclock]

My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang

Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.

My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang

Me: ksst!

My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she's been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!

Me: ok

My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang

[notcaycepollard]

[callmebliss]

Can haz snackytreat

[ladyshinga]

(source)

[dogsrulepeopledrool]

Source

[energyprison]

worst skyrim mods

[lesbx]

[naamahdarling]

I don’t think that last one is a bad mod at ALL.

[synthetic-ultramarine]

there is a lot of unintentional humor created by the fact that the characters in “Dracula” do not know that they are characters in “Dracula.” 

[synthetic-ultramarine]

“The people in the village are warning me about a local legend called a ‘vampire’. How quaint. When I meet Count Dracula I shall have to ask him if he knows more about this peculiar superstition.”

[highly-radioactive-nerd]

“I never drink…. Wine…”

Some guy in 1893 reading Dracula for the first time: Huh.. What a strange fellow…why doesn’t he drink wine?

Me, reading in a time where Dracula is the most instantly recognizable villain in pop culture: LOL HE SURE DONT

[hanromi]

FMA After the fight - Wrestle!!

A more lighthearted scene featuring the gang when they’re not on duty!

[ciorane]

old pictures