The Dan Howell Café

23* Half Phandom Half Random

[cupofhowell-blog]

I'm 23 years old, not 12. I think I'm mature enough to make my own decisions. I don't make stupid choices, in fact I don't have many friends because of my smart choices. Isn't that enough?

[dantomyphil527]

REBLOG TO GET A PICTURE OF DAN SENT TO YOUR INBOX

In the tags tell me what kind of picture you want! For example: silly, cute, happy, hot, etc… You can even say a color/outfit you want him to be wearing and I’ll try my best to find it for you, but no promises lol

(I have so many pictures saved on my phone that I’ll find something for everyone, this is gonna be fun)

[dantomyphil527]

Oh gosh! I have so many funny ones, this is gonna be so hard ahhhhh! I’m excited 😂

[phanemotrash]

silly picture

[cupofhowell-blog]

Wearing black (should be easy) and/or a non happy face. It can be serious, solem, sad anything but happy. Your choice.

[cupofhowell-blog]

Time to be responsible for another burden on my shoulders.

[cupofhowell-blog]

I'm not sure what I am anymore.

[kaedehakazu]

ASK GAME

i was tagged by @pinofsvevo to do this so here we go :

Answer 20 questions and tag 20 followers you want to know better.

1.) Name- khadidja 2.) nickname- my mom used to call me me peach I honestly don’t know why😂 3.) zodiac- sagittarius 4.) height-  160 cm (5′2,) I guess 5.) Ethnicity- Algerian! 6.) Orientation- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! 7.) Favorite fruit- strawberries  8.) favorite season-WINTER!! 9.) favorite book-… 10.) favorite scent- I can’t pick november rain according to a quiz 11.) favorite color- i don’t have a specific one but anything dark 12.) favorite animal- KITTIES !!!but also WOLVES!!! 13.) favorite beverage- chocolate milk and apple juice 14.) hours to sleep- like 7 hours  15.) favorite fictional character- HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME CHOOSE 16.) blanket number- two  17.) follower number- 43 18.) blog created at- around summer 2016 i guess 19.) fun factoid- i love travelling and discovering new things 20.) favorite flower- DAISIES !! and sunflowers now , f u daniel🌻🌻🌻

i don’ know that many people so this is hard,but i’ll tag: @cupofhowell  @numberonewhisperspatrol  @girlmeetsyoutubesphillester

@partypewds @kriskostovs 

(you don’t have to do this guys, so please don’t feel pressured)

[cupofhowell-blog]

I was tagged by @kattheclumsykitten!! Here’s my 20 Questions: 1.) Name - Alexa 2.)Nickname - Mama Llama, Dan, Lex 3.) Zodiac - Leo 4.) Height - 5'11" 5.)Ethnicity - American, British, Hispanic 6.)Orientation - Straight mix 7.) Favorite fruit - Peaches (currently) 8.) Favorite Season - fall 9.) Favorite Book - The Amazing Book Is Not On Fire, The Grapes of Wrath, Bruce 10.) Favorite Scent - Crush’s scent: aftershave, cologne, sweat, skin (not in a creepy way!) 11.) Favorite Color - black, dark grey, red, purple 12.) Favorite Animal - cows, dogs, lions,alligators, Bulbasaur 13.) Favorite beverage - Snapple peach tea, Key Lime sparkling water, pina colada 14.) Hours To Sleep - depends 15.) Favorite Fictional Character - Simba… and he’s not fictional okay 16.) Blanket Number - ranges on season, currently 3 17.) Follower Number - ??? Numbers don’t matter to me 18.) Blog created - in my mind 19.) Fun Factoid - I’m inept at details but ironically observant 20.) Favorite Flower - Black roses, Broccoli, Rapunzel

[cupofhowell-blog]

Done trying. Done crying. I'm resigning.

[cupofhowell-blog]

The Struggles Of Being Romantically Inept

When it's been discovered that I'm romantically inept, I've been told that it needs correction as if something were wrong about how I respond. Being Romantically inept does not mean that a woman has had a confrontation or harmful situations with a male in our lives, we just view other types of love in unusual ways. We don't require the roses, chocolates, sticky notes, pet names or any of the iconic types of romance. We instead uniquely adapt to what we feel is a deeper love then short lived gifts or romantic gestures. Some women just don't want to be touched. Some women just don't like nicknames. Some women just don't like fake scenarios. Why should you force a woman to do so just because a woman stereotype does? The problem with this is it matters to a woman more than you think. Men expect a woman to be romantic, flirty, extra feminine. Romantic ineptness limits, if not, prohibits those feelings to be exploited easier, if at all, than other emotions. People in our lives have a rightful assumption for a woman to want such gestures and have such emotions, but people also need to accept those who are clear to not want such things. It's unfair to be seen as unapproachable or undateable because we experience love and passion through other venues. We just see past bullshit. We don't like feel fake. We crave strength and trust. The media is a traitor in the reality of relationships. What we see today is highly inaccurate of the true love as well as struggles are in a relationship. Whether we've dealt with many various fake relationships or not enough positive relationships to acclaim self value, being romantically inept is not only true, but a very difficult mentality.

[cupofhowell-blog]

....and then I realized Phil and I both take time to warm up to new people and situations. Put that on the list of "reasons why I think Phil's my long lost relative"

[phangirling-unicorn-blog]

Dan and Phil leaked info

Today I learned that some girls stalked Dan and Phil and waited outside for them at a bakery they like to go to them. Apparently Phil saw them, recognized them and tried to leave but one of the girls jumped in front of him. Then Phil told the girl that if she did not stop stalking them he would get the police involved. (Which is perfectly understandable) So then apparently one of the girls leaked their address on twitter. 

First of all I think that is fucking disgusting. It is one thing to obsess something over someone on the internet but is a whole other thing to stalk that person in real life. It does not matter how many subscribers they have or how famous they are, they are human beings and deserve respect and privacy just like we do. How would you feel if your ADDRESS got leaked over the internet. I thought the Phandom was finally over all the stupid ass drama but I guess I was wrong. Y'all decide to go stalking them and leaking their fucking address. AGHHHHHHH. 

If you found out their address please for the love of god do not share it with anyone or stalk their house. Just keep it to yourself. PLEASE! I know we all do not want to relive the v day video incident. 

Remember Dan and Phil are human beings just like the rest of us and deserve privacy and respect.

*RANT OVER*

[cupofhowell-blog]

I hope whoever that person is learns their lesson.

[vaguelyangelic]

🌸 🌸 🌸

[cupofhowell-blog]

Does anyone actually like/read my blog? Just curious: /

[cupofhowell-blog]

Binging Magi like it's nobody's business

[cupofhowell-blog]

My tumblr heroes are @howellslittlekitten and @danhowellfever that is all. Thanks to these two blogs I not only have a reason to stay on Tumblr but to stay alive in this messed up phandomverse.

[cupofhowell-blog]

Phandom Chat

Love Dan and Phil? Message me if: - 13+ - Don't force ship phan - Is tolerate of all people - is active - looking for friends If your 18+ and single - message me an emoji

[cupofhowell-blog]

I mean...

[etherealhowell]

I have been observing the phandom for quite some time now and agree with you. They should address this whole shipping thing and tell truth. I truly think the reason why they won't clear things up is that a lot of their views are from the phandom and shippers. A lot of their charm is the 'phan mystery' that everybody wants to solve. If there is no mystery to solve, the people lose interest. Even if they did come out as a couple (which I don't think they are),the shippers would lose interest

yeah, and i feel like it’s really obvious that they’re subtly playing up phan because it’s what’s keeping them at the top but it’s actually astonishing how some people genuinely think theyre ‘dropping hints’ or finding ‘proof’ like???? what they’re doing is a business strategy they’re doing it bc they know damn well yall phannies will fucking suck it up thru a straw even dan himself has said its fan service but naaahhhhh yall will call him a liar or flat out ignore him bc he aint fitting ur narrative

[danhowellfever]

Also like when people say they should deny it or address it that doesn’t make sense to me bc they totally have like Dan has said it in younow shows loads from like 2011-2013 and he answered an ask on tumblr saying it isn’t real and like Howellslittlekitten said he says point blank it’s fan service and tbh he shouldn’t have to say it more than once. how often should they have to say it? Once a year or once a month like ‘hey just so you know phan still isn’t real?’

[cupofhowell-blog]

This is the best thing I've read in a long time

[phillychillysilly-deactivated20]

Rules: answer the 20 questions and tag 20 amazing followers you’d like to get to know better!

tagged by @lovelycutiesdanandphil (thanks <3)

Name: Alicia

Nicknames: Ally and Alicia

Zodiac sign: virgo

Height: 5’5

Orientation: bisexual

Nationality: Australian

Favourite fruit: grapes and watermelon

Favourite season: winter

Favourite book: The Infernal Devices series by Cassandra Clare

Favourite flower: sweet peas

Favourite scent: rain

Favourite color: light yellow

Favourite animal: sea turtles and foxes

Coffee | tea | hot cocoa: tea

Average sleep hours: 7

Cat or dog person: dog person

Favourite fictional character: Nico di Angelo (from the Percy Jackson series) 

Number of blankets you sleep with: 2 (and four pillows lol)

Dream trip: travelling back to Japan

Blog created: November 2016

Number of followers: 283

Random fact: I play the harp :)  

Tagging: @violetphil , @sunshinelester, @cafephan , @outerspacehowlters , @ahappyhowell , @philling-trashy , @phanicornundertherainbow , @stopeatingsoap , @shibes-howell , @yesyoutubeisruiningmylife , @dayphil , @luminousphil , @awkwardbird , @illuminatiniall , @cupofhowell , @phanhowlterfeels , @mostlyphil , @internetcultleaderphan , @internet-cult-queen , @softlestell

[cupofhowell-blog]

Name: Alexa

Nicknames: Lex, Dan (by my bffl), Springsteen

Zodiac Sign: Leo

Height: 5'11

Orientation: Dansexual

Nationality: American/British

Favorite fruit: Peach,watermelon, cantaloupe, honeydew

Favorite season: fall

Favorite book: Bruce - Peter Ames Carlin, The Amazing Book Is Not On Fire - Dan Howell and Phil Lester

Favorite flower: venus flytrap

Favorite scent: farm, garlic, after shave

Favorite color: dark grey/black

Favorite Animal: cows, dogs, lions, alligator

Coffee || tea || hot cocoa: tea

Average sleep hours: depends on my mood/day

Cat or dog person: dog

Favorite Fictional Character: Simba (The Lion King)

Number of blankets you sleep with: depends on weather/location

Dream Trip: London with my best friend, Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria

Blog created: don't know don't care

Number of followers: eh, don't know don't care

Random Fact: My bloodline goes back almost directly to where Phil was born. We also have a lot in common ^.^