CuproPrime

I make posts here. Sometimes they're even not satire!

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It's funny how humans are smart enough to realize that many of the number of things that animals do to look bigger don't actually make them bigger, and so don't get scared for that reason, but are so smart that they can recognize that those things are threat displays and that the animal is agitated, and so get scared regardless.

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I'm an author before I'm an artist, and only realized as I was perusing my notes for characters to add to my Art Fight profile that I haven't made art for almost any of them. You know what that means. Concept art!

None of these designs are even remotely close to final, besides Charlotte's.

*As Orikait is an artificial intelligence with more computing power than many interstellar states, this is but a small fraction of his actual being.

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I really wish social media platforms had a "partial block" feature which prevented you from getting direct messages from someone but still allowed you to see/be recommended/whatever their public posts and such without issue so you can still easily see whether people are trying to cause trouble for you without directly interacting with you.

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open Stellaris

stare at custom empire screen for half an hour

close Stellaris

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I'm not sure whether to love or hate that I have the ability to draw and use it to make my IRLs' dumb comments come to life by hitting myself with the gender bender beam.

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I just realized that my characters are too intelligent, too articulate, too understanding, and too knowledgeable. I need to fix this stat. People in real life are idiots.

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Art??? After how long???

Even if it's scuffed and it's just for a video thumbnail, you love to see it.

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The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy.

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I never participate in things like these, but hey. There's someone I haven't talked to in a while.

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I realize now that literally everyone I knew online that made my life unwillingly more complicated is gone as a result of that drama people started.

In my dialect, we have a name for this:

a COMPLETE AND TOTAL WIN.

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Wikipedia excels at explaining mundane topics in the most technical and confusing way possible.

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In the song "The Purple People Eater", the singer asks the purple people eater if he's going to eat them. The purple people eater says, "I wouldn't eat you 'cause you're so tough," rather than giving another reason. This implies that the singer of the song is a purple person.

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If I have obligations, my sleep schedule is screwed up because I wake up too early.

If I don't have obligations, my sleep schedule is screwed up because I go to bed too late.

WHY.

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Gay immigrant polycules should be able to legally protect their meth labs with rocket artillery and battle tanks.

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The woke left? What about the woke right?

The woke left? Does this imply a fell asleep left?

The woke left? Where to?

The woke left? Who’s going to keep watch now?

The woke left? There’s only one?

The woke left? But I have something early tomorrow morning!

The woke left? And what happened to all the sleeping people?

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It can't hurt you if you don't let yourself care.

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I never really felt sunk cost fallacy deep in my soul until I spent months writing half a chapter for a webnovel I'm putting together, realized the reason it was garbage was because I started it in the wrong place, and wrote just as much for its replacement in a single night.

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This thing finally came in February. It was about time.