prettybirbdiaval
He preened under the compliment. “Of course it is. I’m fun.” He wouldn’t thank her for complimenting him, it didn’t even occur to him. His perch on the branch was comfortable, steady enough to shift and smile at her easily. “I promise I’d be a gentleman with someone like you. Totally not a gentleman though.” He hated people who were gross, especially to younger women. He had a game when he was out, if he saw someone making a young woman uncomfortable, Diaval would just make the man uncomfortable.
He hummed, listening to her talk. “Sounds interesting. I know something about ridiculous demands. I knew - well, I watched - a king who was unreasonable. Didn’t even deserve to be king, but the people followed his every demand. His knights especially.” He had hated the man for what he did to Maleficent. Betrayal was the worst crime. “There were different kinds of beings with magic. You had talking flowers - I had Balthazar. He was a tree warrior. Talked, just not in any language a human would know.” He had liked to perch in his branches, not that the tree had liked that. And then there were fairies, of all kinds. Some were sweet, some were like my mistress. And the pixies were idiots.” He hadn’t meant to take so much care of Aurora at first, but watching how careless the three pixies were had frightened him. He had never had young of his own, but he had helped Aurora. “I suppose they did mean well though.”
Alice laughed at his reply to her compliment. “Yeah, you seem fun,” she said with a smile. “Boring people don’t hang out in trees.” Alice raised her eyebrows. “Well, you must be somewhat of a gentleman if you think you should be more polite around ‘someone like me’. I’m an adult, I can have adult conversations.” Alice sat up straighter and lowered her voice a few notes, “Taxes, politics, unpopular opinions, and kids these days with their texting and smart phones,” she fell out of character and laughed, “see, adult.”
“That sounds awful. The queen I knew, if you offended her in the slightest, even if by accident, she’d scream for them to cut off your head,” Alice explained, some sort of phantom sting running across her neck. She always hated the idea of beheading. It seemed so inhumane and painful. Alice swallowed the lump that found residence in her throat. “That sounds interesting. I wish the flowers couldn’t speak a human language. They were so annoying and judgmental. Called me a weed and a wildflower. The wildflower bit wasn’t so bad. Although they meant it in a mean way. I bet if there were fairies where I’m from, they’d have been so snippy and rude too. Or they’d all get high with the caterpillars...” she trailed off, thinking. Then, she turned her attention back to Diaval. “I bet they did mean well. Ignorance is bliss, but sometimes that can appear as stupidity.”











