Current Transfem Headcanons Meta
June and Vriska are "canon" (if you take outside confirmation to mean anything)
Jade grew up on an island so she could just be a girl without any social repercussions of being a trans girl in 2009 because all of her relationships are online. Post canon also relies on her having a dick (although a dog dick bc that's funnier or something) for the story to work.
Kanaya is isolated from all other Jadebloods, while Porrim, and the Jades from Hiveswap (including Lanque who is a trans man) are forced to tend to the mother grub in the brooding caverns. She spends her entire life trying to be the perfect Jadeblood and bring back the troll species from extinction using the matriorb. She fails. The only reasons the troll species is brought back is through a trans man giving her the egg she needed
Tavros and Eridan are personal favorites because I am a closted trans women and I relate more to characters who haven't transitioned yet
On a section in HSBC's road to redemption for Vriska Tavros has these lines where he fantasizes about being a pretty princess*. Tavros has always paradoxically been "in love" with blue fairies but his biggest dream is to fly, and his God Tier outfit is all blue I believe he never had a crush on blue fairies he just wanted to be one.
That adds a layer to his relationship with Vriska that Vriska constantly is pushing Tavros to be cooler/more like her, Vriska loathes the boy skylark class because it takes too long to get to the good parts, contrasting the fact that she's known she's trans since she was a kid versus someone like Tavros and June who never "grew out" of their eternal boyhoods represented by Tavros's links with Pupa Pan and June's depression in her childhoood home and her still living the way her father would want her too, in her eyes.
*Note after this Tavros says he was just joking and then that he should think about it more. He is dead and doesn't matter so at the end of the day I can do whatever I want with his character which to me is write him as a trans girl.
Eridan likes to wear dresses but only in private and their happiest possible life was in Beforus where Andrew theselves uses "they/them" to refer to Eri so like this one is kind of obvious. I think it's important to note that yes Eridan on pesterquest said that they weren't questioning their gender or anything but if you think a bigoted 13 year old from 2009's beliefs are set in stone than I think you have a sad life.
Another important note is that Rose has had sex with Kanaya, Jade, in Rosemary Thanksgiving, Jasprose who has a cat dick presumably and she also seduces June. So we can use her as a radar for any potential trans women in the future.
Also these 6 specific characters reframes a lot of their interactions.
-Vriska sees Tavros as a failed version of herself and pushes him to be more like her
-Vriska does the same with June literally giving her a copy of her own outfit
-Kanaya always feels kind of bad for Tavros trying to get Vriska to be nicer to him, and after their session she saws off Tavros's lower half to give him more confidence (impromptu bottom surgery?)
-Tavros tries to "save" Jade form an inventor which would make him a cool hero guy who gets the girl, him being a trans woman means that his dogshit ability to be manly is unintentionally gender affirming lmao
-Kanaya and Jade bond over being space players and the responsibility that was given to them, made ironic by the fact Space players are the ones responsible child rearing and multiple of the Space players are transfeminine and unable to bear children.
-Maybe SBURB is proding at their insecurities and triggers as it usually does with the lands (Dave's planet is all clanking and blood red, Karkat's is all blood, Terezi has visions on the sky that she cannot use, Tavros' is all sand making it hard for him to move with his wheelchair)
-Eridan kills the matriorb, Kanaya's ability to be the ultimate Jade and Mother to her species
So yeah these are the patch notes for the upcoming transfem DLC for Homestuck that will come around someday. What do you think of these headacanons? Do you think any of them will matter to the actual story or will June and Vriska forever be the only trans women and questionably canon ones at that? Place in your bets on my ko-fi lol