She is my Evangeline.

Weirdly passionate about cats, Taco Bell and flooring.

[richardmaddendaily]

RICHARD MADDEN @ Takay | Mr. Porter

[valtsv]

to the casual observer it may look like i'm trying to summon a demon but anyone who knows me will realize that i am simply calling my wife

[underneath-the-skin]

The wife and the demon are the same person

[valtsv]

[an-anxious-gay-mess]

The fact that these replies would mean wildly different thing had they been said on a different platform, such as Facebook, is absolutely hilarious

[valtsv]

[sawnik]

me before getting to the end of this post

[a-lovers-hideaway]

[daenerys-targaryen-moved]

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004) dir. by Alfonso Cuarón

“Why, dear boy, we don’t send wizards to Azkaban just for blowing up their aunts.”

[dankmemeuniversity]

[choidaehoon]

You have bewitched me, body and soul, and I love… I love… I love you. I never wished to be parted from you from this day on.

–Pride and Prejudice (2005) // Directed by Joe Wright

[toastbutteregg]

[chloerachel]

[seawolph]

[sumayyahs-deactivated20180319]

white person acts like a decent person for once, and the crowd goes wild!!!!

[unsends-deactivated20170829]

Ok I know this isn’t a text but oh my god I had to post this

[teddiusra]

[catsbeaversandducks]

“Roger’s favourite game is crushing his feed bucket! Roger is our alpha male kangaroo, he is 10 years old, height 6ft 7, weight 200 pounds and 100% muscle. I raised him from a tiny orphan baby kangaroo.”

Photo/caption by The Kangaroo Sanctuary Alice Springs

[tulparightsactivist]

Look at this fucking chad

[saltrat88]

Damn.

[houstonwehaveadog]

Australia is a foreign planet.

[lampfaced]

[dryadgirlie]

[podencos]

I don’t want to hear what you have to say unless it’s both stupid and absurd

[portentsofwoe2]

jesus had his palms gauged 

[otherwindow]

Tooth fairies are a smaller and friendlier subspecies of the larger and much more hostile bone fairies.

[iwilltrytobereasonable]

Thank you for this bespoke nightmare

[thyrell]

bro forget that how much money do i get for a femur under my pillow

[milpool-thrillhouse]

Who would win in a bad bitch alien fight

[hoeism-intervention]

Roger is the bad bitch of the galaxy

[ouijubell]

Okay, but Roger also can’t keep a man.

Pleackly has a man, a family, and isn’t trapped living in an attic. And to top it off - see those two tongues? Roger wishes he could.

[nesija]

oh… the tea is hot

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

this post has brought me nothing but suffering since it has entered my life

[byrneing]

worst cooks in america is genuinely one of my favorite shows 

[fagsindubai-deactivated20170815]