Curious-nightmoves

Posting things I find interesting, Enjoy!

[just-shower-thoughts]

Birthday sex is the celebration of exiting a vagina by entering one again

[pascalcampion]

What is it all about? To take with a huge grain of salt. I was just sitting on the couch and doodling in the iPad and this came out!! But these are definitely questions and notions that float around in my head… and I still don’t know where that cat came from. #pascalcampion

[doggosource]

clingy

[just-shower-thoughts]

Alcohol is like a potion with +5 charisma and -2 dexterity that you can only buy if you’re above a certain level

[intimatedetails]

What HE needs…

Not all things must end & be for her.

Sometimes… HE needs a gentle touch. A caress against HIS brow…to wipe away the day, the stress, the worry.

Sometimes… HE needs the connection, looking into your eyes, knowing that HE was the one that put the glow in them.

Sometimes… HE needs to lay HIS worries, briefly at your feet, knowing that, in your eyes, it does not diminish him in any way.

Sometimes… HE needs your embrace, as silent acknowledgement of all the things HE is to you.

And sometimes… HE needs your submission, to anchor HIM in the world again. A silent tribute to HIS strength & leadership.

[i-am-nude-by-nature]

I’ve got a nude thought

[kaiagaia]

I would switch the last 2: Barefoot when possible and Nude everywhere else

[just-shower-thoughts]

At a certain point during your childhood you become simultaneously too old and too young for sucking on boobs.

[just-shower-thoughts]

There’s so much fake news and fact checking every day April fools doesn’t seem any different

[cuckoldcreampiemfmhotwife]

[just-shower-thoughts]

At any given time someone you see on the street could be walking around with a butt plug in.

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[cosplayerbeauties]

[crap-userrname16]

[con-alas-de-angeles]

[ourcamplife]

[catchymemes]

Welcome to Japan

Where cars are parked orderly and in reverse

Where fruits can be cubes

Where people keep left

And lamps have different brightness for double beds

People queue up in lines

Applies to stickers too

Where what you get is the same as the poster

you get waved goodbye..?

Relieving both mind and body

Yup.

Smooth train operator

No embarrassing knocking or barging into rooms to check out if they are occupied

When you need an extra hand

For the selfiestas

Brolly holders

Because normal manhole covers are too mainstream

Think diagonal

And anytime u need to soak your feet

Where you raise responsible adults, not brats

And luggage is organised in color codes

When you need help after the condom broke

Instant sanitary gratification

Why they are so welcome at football matches

Where water is that clean in the drains

Nuff said

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