Jess

24. Female. Taurus. Pro equality. On this blog I can promise you a few things, complete unoriginality, often pointless ramblings, my opinions (there are lots of them) and the constant expression of anything and everything which happens to have my attention.

[unbossed-deactivated20251218]

A new folk hero for the working class. Be like this comrade every chance you can get away with.

[unbossed-deactivated20251218]

The sequel.

[borzoibabe]

you know what trope pisses me off the most? when the protag is pointing a gun at somebody and they’re like “you won’t do it. you’re too good” and the person holding the gun is like oh shit i am and they slowly lower the gun while the other person laughs. WHAT THE FUCK. if i were there, and somebody told me “you won’t do it” i would immediately shoot them dead without hesitating. who are you to tell me what i wont do. musty bitch

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[kyraneko]

Keep in mind that there is almost always a third option, most especially when the person talking is vague about what, precisely, it is that you “won’t do.”

If it’s noodles, pour them on your sister instead of on her computer, or if the noodles are quite hot, pour them on her pillow or in a great spattering arc around her room.

If you have a supervillain at gunpoint and *they* say you’re “too good” and “won’t do it,” shoot them in the leg/foot or the shoulder. The former allows them to think they’re right while you lower the gun only to be confronted with sudden understanding and regret when you blow their metatarsals to kingdom come, while the latter is instant and avoids giving them even a moment’s satisfaction or any time to charge you while you’re lowering the gun to shoot them in the leg.

Door Number Three usually exists and is often your friend. Endeavor to cultivate awareness thereof.

[mixingmetaphorsoup]

Ethical dillemas are rarely reducible down to a clear binary.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

This series of posts reads like a drunken discussion between Wade, Colossus and Negasonic

[novis-canis-deactivated20200504]

Once again its 3am and this washing machine wizard haunts me

[xxtc-96xx]

My parents continuously tell me that my generation’s humour makes no sense and I still refuse to ever explain it to them

[ampervadasz]

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OMFG.

[all-aboard-the-bane-train]

Very curious doggo

[castle-engineer-deactivated2019]

Reminder that puffins are extremely social and like to fit in with their friends, so they will adopt mannerisms and interests of the group. So there is a good chance this little guy is trying to be friends with the photographer by showing his interest in the camera.

[willow-wanderings]

TIL photographers are a lot like puffins, cuz we also make friends by showing interest in your camera XD

[dykelliewilliams]

Reminds me of the time researchers were trying to get puffins to land in a specific area so the put decoys up to draw them in but the decoys only had 1 leg and

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[official-kircheis]

my jam: a character narrating past events to another character, intercut with scenes showing that they are lying wildly

[taylortut]

[bandtshirt]

LMAOOOOOOOOO

[theblackd4hlia]

no but seriously one time i ordered something from adam & eve (surprise a big ol dildo) and the order said discreet shipping and i was like cool ya know cause i lived with three dudes in an apartment and also had to go to the apartment office to pick up my package so discreet is dope and i got the package delivery notification like sick im about to dick myself so i walked my happy horny ass down to the office and told the lady my name and she went into the package delivery room to grab it and it took her a minute and she came out with a dick shaped bag just grasping the shaft of it and i looked at it mortified and had to grab the balls part of the package from the woman and she let go and it just wiggled and i could feel the squish through the bag and it was just horrible

[anonbuddha]

If it’s any consolation, I get it. I’m a trans guy who wears a packer. One day I was in the restroom and pulled my pants down. I really had to go so I did it fast and the magnet clip came undone and my dick flopped out of my boxers and bounced into the stall next to me.

The OCCUPIED stall next to me.

I wanted to die. There was this horrible forever silence moments. Then the dude just goes, “Uh, you dropped your dick man,” and nudges it over with his foot.

[vaiitrii-deactivated20210105]

“You dropped your dick man”

[cinemagal]

STRANGER THINGS SEASON 3 by The Duffer Brothers

[dicaeopolis]

Fuck all romance except whatever the fuck that lil cowboy and roman guy from night at the museum had going on

[dicaeopolis]

this is what i want

[oracle-fae]

🌿🌻🍃🌼🌿🌻🍃🌼🌿🌻🍃🌼🌿🌻🍃🌼

You are not weak for walking away from people who upset your energy. You are not weak for wanting to protect your peace.

🌿🌻🍃🌼🌿🌻🍃🌼🌿🌻🍃🌼🌿🌻🍃🌼

[plantwitchmother]

[stanford-pines]

okay so theres an episode of whats new scooby doo where the gang goes home on valentines day, and i guess the studio really wanted to avoid the implication that daphne and fred were sleeping together because daphne and velma live together and fred lives with shaggy and scooby 

but that attempt at avoiding anything risque backfired spectacularly because now it just seems like daphne and velma are a comfortably domestic couple and fred is trying to learn how to live with his boyfriends over excitable and really hungry great dane

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It’s far cuter like this anyway.

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OOOOOOOOOOOOH SNAP

[kentucky-fried-bucky]

Also:

[rapcnzel-deactivated20190915]

I just wanna see the floating lanterns gleam!

[lesbian-karolina]

i had all and then most of you, some and now none of you requested by anon:)

[ghostcola-deactivated20221025]

Pennywise: I am etewnal. I am the devouwew of wowlds, and of chiwdwen uwu and your widdle Wosews Cwub cannot stop me UWU

[4evamc]

Misha Posts

Me:

[kaijuno]

People always gloss over how mentally damaging it can be to work in retail. I fucking hate that whenever I say “I could never work in retail again” someone has to reply “You snowflake millennials can’t take a starter job because you have to INTERACT with other people” No. Fuck you. I’ve worked as a planetarium host. I’ve worked as a public speaker. I’ve worked as a tutor and as a student teacher. I can work with people. I can work with crowds. Retail was fucking different. Retail was being treated as a subhuman. Retail was being treated so poorly that you have anxiety attacks before work. Having to work retail was a factor in my last suicide attempt. If I hear you say one fucking word about retail workers playing the victim I will personally break every bone in your body. Fuck You.

[dynamicsymmetry]

The holidays are coming up. Retail workers are going to be spiraling into a nightmare beyond human comprehension. If you’ve worked retail, you know this. If you haven’t, be aware of it. Please be kind to every retail worker you come across. Please be patient and understanding. It is misery out there.