Rad.

I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way

[dankmemecentral1]

My dad is a kroger manager and sent me this (repost without personal info)

[diver-up]

u all ever lose the ability to socialize in the middle of a convo like.... ok i’m done now there’s no more words in here brain shutting off

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

little bunny foo foo i think youre fucked for what you did to those field mice and i will see your head on a spike before the sun sets

[riben-deactivated20230922]

What the fuck do you know

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

little bunny foo foo went hopping through the forest scooping up the field mice and bopping them on the head

[zoobul]

They’re probably talking about donuts

[what-even-is-thiss]

Somebody tell me a joke please. An innocent stupid joke that would tickle the fancy of a ten year old.

[ehlers-world-problems]

What do you call a dog who does magic?

A Labracadabrador

[what-even-is-thiss]

Okay that’s pretty good

[vitamin-death]

ready to get like 17 tattoos right now

[images-that-are-only-cursed]

[mintshowergel]

This tag made me tear up real tears it’s so evil.

[macarbe]

[release-the-sheep]

[pochowek]

i dont want traditional burial i want to become a bog body

[pochowek]

this is threatening!!

[emil]

my roommates keep bullying my cat by calling his name repeatedly to get his attention and then going “bababooie” every time he looks at them

[emil]

they also laugh and go “get bababooied” and he always looks so lost

the face of a man scandalized

[asimovsideburns]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

[aireina]

the four horsemen

[whitepeopletwitter]

[brokengifs]

peck

[cr0wsnacks]

my fuckin dumb idiot sleep deprived head hitting the pillow after 39.4 hours of insomnia

[alsoamy]

[ayellowbirds]

"So your planet, 'Dirt'—"

“‘Earth.’" 

“Right, Planet Dirt. It has two massive polar regions?“ 

“Uh-huh?“ 

”…named, ‘Bearlandia’ and ‘Nobearlandia’?“ 

“I think something went wrong with the translation software.”

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

SET COURSE FOR BEARLANDIA

[cryoverkiltmilk]

*slaps the upper part of the map* “Go HERE if you prefer bears.”

*slaps the lower part of the map* “Go HERE if you prefer NOT bears.”