a heart of gold with boots to match;

+lauren she/her, australian dimples & jawline & eyes

[and-down-we-go]

My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,       I am afraid

[twelves]

+

[serperoir]

rip vine :(

[aznpnoiboy]

No this is really is the one compilation to reblog.

[curlyharry]

me: does nothing for five days

me: today is a "me" day I deserve it I need to relax

[fierysuggestion]

be your own sun and be your own moon

[kym-truestory]

Calum looks so beautiful here

[imamdrake-deactivated20180503]

there she goes again being over dramatic and by she i mean me

[maddisonkennedy-deactivated2017]

Do you have a "signature move" in the bedroom?

Yeah it’s called sleep

[bloomflowersbloom]

[oatgoddess]

[binches-deactivated20220521]

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[dunkirks]

Harry talking about ‘Two Ghosts’

[ukwonswife-deactivated20170629]

*male writer voice* i don’t remember her name. it’s not important. i met her at a record store and she went home with me because i offered to buy her cigarettes. she had amazing perky breasts. we drank cheap whiskey and had sex three times that night and then she told me she wanted to be a dragonfly because they were free. i slept with her many times after that. but one day she stopped returning my calls and i don’t know why. that was seven years ago. on monday she got hit by a bus and died. i saw it in the newspaper so i went to her funeral and it made me sad. i don’t know why. i hate my mother even though she pays my rent while i write poetry about masturbating in the shower

[eba1994-deactivated20200430]

[iamlouistomlinson]

a meme

[goldicrocs-deactivated20151109]

can i stay at your place? no hobo