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bgm05

Inscryption (2021, Daniel Mullins Games)

llovinghome

mazzystargrrl

bitches be like *recomsume media from childhood to cope*

sylvanianfamilieslove

vergak

tastefullyoffensive

cursed-amulet

my dream is to live in a place where cute forest critters wander into my yard and make friends with my pets

aqua-regia009

La autopsia / Anatomía del corazón / ¡Y tenía corazón! (Autopsy / Anatomy of the heart / And she had a heart!) [1890] - Enrique Simonet

tealesbian

next year 🔜 is gonna be the gayest 🎉🏳️‍🌈 year yet!! 2️⃣0️⃣1️⃣8️⃣ more like twenty gayteen 2️⃣0️⃣🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈!!!! this year is a 🏳️‍🌈gays 🏳️‍🌈only event!!❤️!!💛!!💚!!💙!!💜!!💗!! no 🚫 hets 🚫allowed! 🙅👎

greyhyms-deactivated20220506

not that i’d actually wanna live in a different time period, thanks very much, but also lately im vibing the idea of being born hundreds years ago when an army trudges through my city and kills all my loved ones and i must assume a male disguise in order to seek revenge in this male-dominated society so i cut my hair short and slick it back and join the army and learn how to use a big heavy broadsword and i soon have a reputation as a great swordsman which is only overpowered by my reputation as a great lover despite the fact i never take all my clothes off but i still manage to get all the women and the other guys in my regiment can’t figure out how i’m so good with them but i just gotta shrug and play up the ladies man thing until one day i meet a princess of the blood and im charged with protecting her on a journey out of the capital but we get separated from the rest of the regiment and i start developing feelings for her because she’s spunky but i know It Can Never Be for a number of reasons and then one night she catches me bathing in the moonlight and i instinctively draw my sword because No One Can Know My Womanly Secret but also she’s the princess and also also now i’m in love with her so i simply hand the sword over but she throws it aside with a clatter and throws herself at me and we make love by the lakeside and the next day i put on my soldiers gear and we keep moving wondering what the future will hold when the enemy horde comes upon us and i defend her but am outnumbered when suddenly our separated guards catch up and we fight the invaders and i kill the man who slaughtered my family because he is conveniently part of this regiment and we’re all happy for our victory but i still look sadly at the princess because It Can Still Never Be and i must take her to the capital to meet her betrothed and we kiss and make love sadly in a tent one last time but then we finally reach the city it turns out her fiance is a huge Gay too and has a huge entourage of gays following him around and brushing lint out of his fur coats and he hires me to be the queen’s bodyguard wink wink nudge nudge and i meet her nightly using a secret passageway under the castle and also i get a really cool new sword and history doesnt remember me as anything more than a friend to the queen until centuries later when a bunch of love letters are found in a secret compartment under the castle by a lesbian librarian who was researching the local history and she falls in love with the lady castle tour guide as they bond over an interest in our love story the end

nemfrog

“Each dot represents 5,000 hogs.” World Geography. 1948.

boingoalive1988

untapped infinite hog supply in the ocean

sketchmagetch

Each state is lined with an impenetrable wall.of swine. We are trapped

egirlbutternubs

We’ve lost canada and mexico to the hogs already

glumshoe

Shoutout to the imaginary person or creature that used to run alongside the car when you were a kid. It was so good at parkour.

lassoway

relative-pronoun

shadolite

@a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy

amazingspidey16

eroscestlavie

okay but why is that kylo cosplayer so good omfg

kemonos

that isnt cosplay this is real movie footage

glumshoe

Everyone knows “Lex Luthor stole forty cakes. That’s as many as four tens. And that’s terrible.” but the whole dang book that’s from is chock full of treasures. The Superdictionary is a masterpiece and I think it’s time for tumblr to rediscover just how gloriously weird it was - a children’s dictionary that used traced art of DC Comics characters to, uh, ineffectively illustrate and define a pretty random assortment of words:

Reblog with your favorite entry from The Superdictionary!

pureiceblue

Most things involving Jimmy O. are pretty good.

glumshoe

A couple of years ago, I cut the heck out of my hand on the lid of an aluminum can. As I was trying to staunch the blood with my shirt and put pressure on the wound, something in my terrible, awful brain whispered “Be careful of your skin, Ship. Be careful of the outside covering of your body.”