“FUCK ASS PROXY!!! I HATE UOU”

22 || He/They/It || I don’t post much but when i do i’m the funniest man you’ll ever meet. (i’m lying)

[cursedbyrey]

depression? nah baby i have slender sickness.

[djpachipikachu]

happy pride month

[edettethegreat]

rip magnus archives crew but I'm built different. if my boss was literally all-knowing and couldn't fire me, I'd be in his office all day asking him questions about everything. I wouldn't use google anymore. I'd be like "what's the rarest kind of tree frog" and he'd be like "shut up please shut up" but he'd tell me the answer every time.

and then I'd go home and immediately call him and be like "hey elias I forgot what time I put the burekas in the oven, how much longer should I leave them in"

and he'd be like "I hate you so much. you put them in 12:42. they should come out at 1:12"

[dankxsinatra]

[whatcoloristhatcat]

black with moderate white spotting

[emmhauer]

[walkin-in-the-cosmos]

floating loafs on several degrees of squish

[skulkingintheemporium]

@hiddeninthe-veil

[demiaseranmage]

@kittybroker

[kittybroker]

Highly squashable beasts squeezing their way onto the market for the low price of only $11.50 a piece!

[goosgoos666]

Tw/cw GURO !

[sushizushi6]

Rare tumblr post BEFORE posting it on Insta later today

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[hewoweens]

u can be boiling alive in your mind for months and then on a random tuesday ur head gets so clear and life is worth living again and you're like damn what was all that about then

[aureliagaming]

*coughs blood* youre all just jealous of my wound. yuore trying to make me get rid of it because you wish you had a wound this cool

[triangleguy]

[instamatik]

[radlogaga]

Honestly this is fucking brilliant because you can put hot drinks in this cup and since it has a handle you won’t burn your hand drinking it

[striders]

kind of a milf.

[striders]

none needed brother

[sushizushi6]

Hehehe thank you @/nick.vost on instagram for letting me redraw this it was super fun and silly EVERYONE GO SUPPORT THE ORIGINAL DRAWING NOW uh anyway ignore how this doesn’t make sense just pretend she’s having another funeral for them 8 years later like people renewing vows or something

[pusheen]

[dark-brotherhoe]

Todd Howard is selling us Skyrim again

[silvaerial]

and then I'm free