HAMARTIA. (autoplay)

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                   ----squints at you.

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             U P L O A D I N  G… . . 

credit.                      written by some egg out there in the world (probably cat). 

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                                   YOU’RE JUST A FAKE.

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eroriir.

  “Make time.”

           ‘ and why should i ? ’

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gurenxichinose.

“It’s not like I can help it - whoever came up with these boring ass meetings needs a life.” 

           ‘ whether they’re boring or not, they’re important. get your ass in gear. ’

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"Hey! I am not lazy! It takes a lot of work to seem this incapable." (^:

           ‘ just do your goddamn J O B-—- before you regret it. ’

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Weird Conversations I've Actually Had Sentence Starters Part 2

"Look we all have days where we can't find our pants, it's one of the certainties of life."

"Sometimes I want to go commit a murder but then I'm just like 'too much effort' and order a pizza instead."

"Hey! I am not lazy! It takes a lot of work to seem this incapable."

"Sometimes I want to die but then I remember my favorite show is on Monday so I stick it out."

"I just have a burning hatred for noses, don't judge."

"I offered to bedazzle her vagina."

"I just want to be hot enough that people are tempted to objectify me from time to time."

"Sex is just so unsanitary. It's why I stick to cybering. No muss no fuss."

"Hey grown adults can enjoy Blues Clues too!"

"I wanna be old so I can call people 'whippersnapper'."

"Screw sex. Be a good boyfriend/girlfriend, give me cuddles and chocolate."

"Hey I totally have standards when it comes to who I'll have sex with. They have to exist."

"I reads gud cuz I smert."

"Okay but like... Being a fish would be pretty awesome."

"I platonically want to have sex with you. No big."

"When in doubt curl into the fetal position and give up on life."

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[doublesworded]

        are you from europe because europiece of shit.

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                ‘ please be careful with that—--’

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             ‘ i'd advise you pay attention when your opponent draws his sword. ’

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                   ‘ i don’t have time for your idiotic demands. ’

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eraba-reta-unmei. 

“So the fact that a large group of horseman are currently heading this way probably won’t interest you, right?”

          ‘ okay smartass, you should know that falls under the important category. ’

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gurenxichinose. 

“First of all, I don’t drool. Second of all, I wasn’t sleeping.” Ok, maybe he was, but no one needed to know that. 

                           ‘ that’s bullshit and you know it. ’ 

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                                         THE EIGHTH SON.

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               ‘ i would advise you wipe the drool off your face                  before they notice you were sleeping again. ’

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              ‘ tell me, to preform a sin out of an action for the greater             good, would it still be considered wrong ? ’