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@curseyouold
hey u little bitch, welcome to my blog. this is my pinned post here to ask you to please read my rules before following / interacting and telling you to have a good day or else i’ll kick your ass.
independent multimuse. mutually exclusive & highly selective. slow reply. no minors.
links : carrd. memes. twitter. writing playlist.
writer : jj. 28. she/her. cst. annoying.
other blogs : @dannyreese, @knowthings, & @wordscanburn.
❝ do they teach d e b a t e in kindergarten now? ❞ tommy asks as returns to the living room. he gracelessly turns around and drops himself on the couch before shimmying up slightly to prop his head in his wife’s lap. ❝ i swear i said ‘ one more book ’ every book, but then suddenly that book was too short to count as one, so really i needed to read three more, ❞ he explains as he looks up to dinah. his amusement still shines in his eyes despite the darkness of the room, as it always did when he talked about their daughter. every day she grew and changed, and he loved being there for every second of it. even if it meant b a r g a i n i n g with someone barely tall enough to use the kitchen sink even with her step stool.
for @wyhlds —- from tommy
i lied, i’m making a new blog
like for a starter and specify muse xoxoxo. i’ll add character info for muses eventually i promise.
𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐃 & 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐅𝐄𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐒𝐈𝐋𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 (a series of nonverbal prompts . mature themes present , ‘ my ’ muse belongs to the one who posted the meme - send “ + REVERSE ” to reverse the prompts .)
→ 𝐈 . GENERAL
❛ hush . raise a finger in a gesture to silence my muse . ❛ sit . gesture for my muse to sit down . ❛ door . hold a door open for my muse . ❛ tap . tap my muse on the shoulder to garner their attention . ❛ hunger . give my muse something to eat / drink . ❛ cook . present my muse with home - cooked food . ❛ brush . work a brush / comb through my muse’s hair . ❛ read . silently read a book alongside my muse . ❛ hand . hold out a hand for my muse to take . ❛ dressed . help my muse put on an article of clothing . ❛ note . give my muse a note saying : [ content ] . ❛ amplify . turn up the music in the car .
→ 𝐈𝐈 . ANGST
❛ patch . help my muse patch up a wound . ❛ night terrors . hold my muse after they wake up from a nightmare . ❛ company . silently sit with my muse to comfort them. ❛ hospital . my muse is told that yours is in the hospital . ❛ revelation . show my muse evidence of a lie they told . ❛ indulge . find my muse drinking to cope . ❛ downfall . find my muse collapsed on the ground . ❛ console . comfort my muse as they cry . ❛ nurse . give my muse company in the hospital .
→ 𝐈𝐈𝐈 . AFFECTIONATE
❛ wink . wink at my muse . ❛ wrap . wrap an arm around my muse’s [ shoulders / waist ] . ❛ caress . gently caress my muse’s face . ❛ tousle . mess playfully with my muse’s hair . ❛ chest . place your head on my muse’s chest . ❛ comb . comb fingers through my muse’s hair . ❛ grasp . run to my muse & jump into their arms . ❛ lean . lean on my muse’s shoulder . ❛ tender . kiss my muse on the [ forehead / cheek / nose ] . ❛ abrupt . kiss my muse out of the blue . ❛ chaste . chastely kiss my muse . ❛ good morning . kiss my muse the morning after . ❛ volumes . gaze at my muse in a way that silently says ‘i love you’ .
→ 𝐈𝐕 . VIOLENT
❛ strike . [ slap / punch ] my muse in the face . ❛ gun . wield a gun at my muse . ❛ twist . twist my muse’s arm behind their back . ❛ throttle . aggressively wrap your hands around my muse’s throat . ❛ parch . burn my muse with a hot object . ❛ take down . forcefully bring my muse to the ground . ❛ gouge . wield a sharp object at my muse . ❛ shunt . shove my muse backwards . ❛ stickup . yell at my muse to put their hands in the air. ❛ shoot . [ fatally / non-fatally ] shoot my muse . ❛ stab . stab my muse with a [ knife / other object ].
→ 𝐕 . NSFW
❛ surprise . send an unexpected nsfw image to my muse . ❛ pin . push my muse against a [ wall, table, other ] . ❛ go down . go down on my muse . ❛ choke . intimately wrap your hands around my muse’s throat . ❛ belt loops . pull my muse closer by their belt loops . ❛ skinny dipping . go skinny dipping with my muse . ❛ rip . tear a piece of clothing from my muse’s body . ❛ mark . leave a mark on my muse’s body [ specify where ] .
MARVEL CINEMATIC UNIVERSE QUOTES ASK MEMES !
“ i’ve never seen anything like you. “
“ move or you will be moved. “
“ hey, sailor. “
“ is there anything real about you? “
“ nevermind i take it back. “
“ i hate you. “
“ fine! do you want me to drive? “
“ man, shut the hell up. “
“ there’s nothing more horrifying than a miracle. “
“ i’m with you till the end of the line. “
“ you are a hard person to get a hold of. “
“ there’s worse ways to go. “
“ got anything for me? “
“ please, stay. “
“ it’s not your fault. “
“ didn’t see that one coming? “
“ don’t do anything stupid till i get back. “
“ is it me you see? “
“ i adore you. “
“ we don’t want to kill you, but we will. “
“ let’s kick his ass. “
“ i had no idea if that was going to work. “
“ still think you’re the only monster? “
“ i’m not going to fight you. “
“ i’m always picking up after you. “
“ hands off. “
“ he was very hot. “
“ you’re all not worthy. “
“ maybe if you were more attractive it’d be less disturbing. “
“ hey what’s up everybody! “
“ c’mon use your words! “
“ i don’t even know who you are. “
“ what? no smile? “
“ you’re not going to stop. “
“ did i step on your moment? “
“ hows my hair? “
“ no, i didn’t. but i enjoyed it “
“ in my own defense that was last week. “
“ you look taller. “
“ i get in trouble a lot. “
“ it’s a big bunny relax about it! “
“ i’m going to pretend you didn’t say that. “
“ i said kneel! “
“ that tie looks real expensive. “
“ abort mission! “
“ i understood that reference. “
“ did you just nod off? “
“ that wasn’t so bad. “
“ i can’t see into the future i’m not a witch. “
“ all yours. “
“ kind of done with you telling me what to do. “
“ i can get by on my own. “
“ i’m going to miss these little talks of ours. “
“ don’t worry (pronoun)’s got help. “
“ yes, i think it works. “
“ then he stabbed me. “
“ (pronoun) made a different call. “
“ that’s not up to you. “
“ higher further faster baby. “
“ i’m turning into you. it’s a horrible dream. “
“ destiny arrives all the same. “
“ what makes you happy? “
“ you don’t want any part of this. “
“ do you even speak latin? “
“ i guess you go through me. “
“ anyone else? “
“ you and i remember budapest very differently! “
“ looks like you’re giving the orders now. “
“ piss off ghost! “
“ i know my worth. “
“ (pronoun)’s not alone. “
“ varies from moment to moment. “
“ surprise! “
“ i don’t see how that’s a party. “
“ if only (pronoun/name) could see you now. “
“ i thought you were dead. “
“ i retire for what? five minutes and everything goes to shit? “
“ and in return i’m going to let you keep your hand. “
“ you weren’t there. “
“ i like her. “
“ who the hell is ___? “
“ i don’t know if i’m worth all this. “
“ i need the other guy. “
“ i was attacked! “
“ compromise where you can, but where you can’t, don’t. “
“ i don’t feel so good. “
“ that’s not what everyone else sees. “
“ but i knew (pronoun) “
“ believe it or not, it’s hard to find someone with shared life experience. “
“ do not touch me again. “
“ before you didn’t have me. “
“ i didn’t want you to be alone. “
“ i’m always angry. “
“ okay… that one’s on me. “
“ i’m not asking for permission. “
“ you still owe me a dance. “
“ none of this makes sense!”
“ don’t take my stuff. “
“ if you stay here you’ll die. “
𝚜𝚑𝚊𝚍𝚘𝚠 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚋𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚖𝚙𝚝𝚜. ( feel free to change pronouns, potentially triggering, read & reblog with caution. )
’ i look like my mother and she looked like the enemy. ‘
’ i’ve never been welcomed here. ‘
‘ keep a pencil in your hand. or else someone will put a rifle in it instead. ‘
‘ i spent years thinking i’d find a way out. ‘
‘ i’m old enough to know the only way out, is through. ‘
‘ well, i need someone to take the fall for my petty crimes, that’s all. ‘
‘ we learned some good life lessons back then. ‘
‘ one: don’t cry in public. ‘
‘ she/he/they isn’t like you. no one is. ‘
‘ you’re the one of us who believes in a higher power. ‘
‘ when i get the nerves the night before i like to have a good tumble with a stranger. ‘
‘ you don’t seem like the type to do what they should. ‘
‘ well, turns out they do need me, so. ‘
‘ you’re a terrible shot. ‘
‘ when i was young, i had nightmares about it. ‘
‘ if it goes wrong, come back. you’ve lost enough already. ‘
‘ i’ll find my way back to you, promise. ‘
‘ don’t you want to know if you’re grisha? ‘
‘ if i can’t crack this, none of us are going anywhere. ‘
‘ maybe i won’t be here when you get back. ‘
‘ what are you? ‘
‘ that’s why i’m here, isn’t it? ‘
‘ they’re all gone. it’s my fault. ‘
‘ is it true? can you summon light? ‘
‘ when they realize their mistake, what do you think they’ll do to her/him/them? ‘
‘ i know her/him/them better than anyone does. ‘
‘ i don’t know where this letter will find you. but you must’nt worry about me. ‘
‘ i am perfectly capable of washing myself. ‘
‘ don’t change my eyes. ‘
‘ i’m almost as rare as you. ‘
‘ sentimental. we’ll work on that too. ‘
‘ i can’t go in front of the king, i need more time. ‘
‘ know that when i told you about true north, i was talking about you. ‘
‘ black is his color. not mine. ‘
‘ tell me, are you so anxious to be like everyone else? ‘
‘ it would be nice to know what the feels like, someday. ‘
‘ time for a heist. ‘
‘ you managed to win us over, didn’t you? ‘
‘ training is good. well, i think it’s going well. ‘
‘ where you are doesn’t matter nearly as much as who you’re with. ‘
‘ when there’s something you want, better to act without thinking than think without acting. ‘
‘ i’ve always wanted to travel the world. ‘
‘ i like seeing you this way, i want you to be careful. ‘
‘ you never compliment anyone to their face. ‘
‘ aren’t you supposed to be scouting our way out? ‘
‘ what do you think i’m doing? ‘
‘ i think you’re flirting with that stable hand. ‘
‘ tell me, what makes one carriage faster than the other? ‘
‘ the right answer is their is no right answer. ‘
‘ it’s the horse that makes the difference. ‘
‘ no human being should be as proud as you are right now. ‘
‘ you think that’s what it is? just a trick? ‘
‘ you don’t want to keep it in your pocket for too long. ‘
‘ i’m sorry that it took me this long to see you. ‘
‘ i prefer to travel alone. ‘
‘ i’m afraid we can’t let that happen. ‘
‘ you stick with us, everybody gets what they want. ‘
‘ i’m not being anyone’s captive ever again. ‘
‘ it was my power keeping you warm. ‘
‘ you won’t get far out here without it. ‘
‘ if i wanted you dead, i would have slowed your heart instead of speeding it up. ‘
‘ you intend to kill me! ‘
‘ why would you save me? ‘
‘ so there is a brain inside all that muscle. ‘
‘ you used to call on me, on times like this. ‘
‘ when your table was messy and your bed was neat. ‘
‘ i am a witch hunter and you are a witch. ‘
‘ you made him afraid. now he wants you to fear him. ‘
‘ you’re the one who taught me how to kill, mother/father. ‘
‘ i taught you so you could protect yourself. ‘
‘ we need to teach them how to fight. ‘
‘ i forbid it. now, do you hear me? ‘
‘ it’s dangerous to go looking for the dead. ‘
‘ what you see may haunt you for the rest of your days. ‘
‘ maybe. just maybe. greed is a poor motivator. ‘
‘ true wealth is the friends you make along the way. ‘
‘ i should just tear this down now. ‘
‘ i will go north in the night. ‘
‘ no. this can’t be it. i’m not done tormenting you. ‘
‘ i will keep you warm. ‘
‘ i can’t wait to introduce you to my truest love. ‘
‘ when i got older, i learned that darkness is a place and it’s full of monsters. ‘
‘ they aren’t the monsters. they’re just boys/girls. ‘
‘ we can’t hide forever. we can run together. ‘
‘ no businessman worth his salt bargains for what he can take. ‘
‘ our enemies are threatened by your mere existence. ‘
‘ never make decisions out of fear, only out of spite. ‘
‘ well greed always worked for me. ‘
‘ the bone road ebbs and and the bone road flows. ‘
‘ handsome decoy is also not a [NAME’S] talent. ‘
‘ i’d rather starve than be a traitor. ‘
‘ needing anyone is weak. ‘
‘ you and i are going to change the world. ‘
‘ so, who actually saw what happened? ‘
‘ it came from everywhere, because you called upon it to come. ‘
‘ i have been waiting a long time for you. ‘
‘ there are no others like us and there never will be. ‘
‘ not many people surprise me. ‘
‘ fine. make me your villain. ‘
‘ they are traitors who tried to kill you. this is retribution. ‘
‘ i’ve survived for centuries. did you really think you could kill me. ‘
‘ you are quite valuable, you know. ‘
‘ the deal is the deal. ‘
‘ i’m just trying to keep warm. you should join me. ‘
‘ i’ve been warned off the job. ‘
‘ i know that look. he’s a man consumed with vengeance. ‘
‘ please tell me you have a plan. ‘
‘ i’m not against the occasional light roleplay. ‘
‘ i’d miss me too. i’m fantastic. ‘
‘ no one is ever going to believe i’m that old. ‘
‘ why does this concern me? ‘
‘ well of course certain death pays a million. ‘
‘ unlike a spider, i only need one leg. ‘
ik i’m doing well because i’m listening to lightning thief while i work and i’m literally in tears over per/cabeth bickering as literal children
read red queen by victoria aveyard please
❝ hey, wills, can you knock the door for me ? ❞ luke asks, looking down to willow after realizing that he if he even t r i e d to do so himself, junie was at risk of either hitting her head or waking up in his arms ... or both. he knew she was generally a heavy sleeper, but he’d be more concerned than anything else if she hit her head and didn’t wake up.
since danny and thea had stopped talking ... again ... luke had signed up as one of the trusted drop offs. it just made sense considering how often he was with danny, and both parties t r u s t e d him with it. besides, he liked being able to spend some time with the girls. tonight they were heading home a bit later than planned because there had been a small announcement party at the label, and because danny didn’t plan on trying to get the girls onto too many stops of the tour this round he didn’t want them to miss it. they’d even made sure that the planners made it all kid friendly. sure, this mainly meant junie was now passed out post sugar rush, but they’d seemed to have f u n . luke yawns as willow knocks on the door, and then smiles tiredly when thea opens it. ❝ hey, ❞ he greets quietly, nodding towards the sleeping child in his arms to make it clear he just wants to get her inside so they don’t end up waking her up. the l a s t thing he wants to do is end up leaving thea with junie back on her sugar high because she got in a power nap.
@yearsgiven liked for a starter ! —- from luke
like for a starter and specify muse xoxoxo. i’ll add character info for muses eventually i promise.
✿ surprise me and do it for a dynamic we’ve never discussed
audrey + scott because i do what i want.
FRIENDSHIP. childhood friends / work buddies or coworkers / family friends / friends with benefits / smoking buddies / adventure buddies / fake friends / recently friends / party buddies / friendship of need / dying friendship / circumstantial friendship / partners in crime / old friendship / [ your muse ] is the good influence / [ your muse ] is the bad influence / [ my muse ] is the good influence / [ my muse ] is the bad influence / opposites attract / ride or die / frenemies / roommates or flatmates / penpals / exes to friends / enemies to friends / other
ROMANCE. childhood sweethearts / [ your muse is mines ] childhood crush / [ my muse is yours ] childhood crush / exes / exes to lovers / forbidden lovers / highschool sweethearts / secret relationship / opposites attract / long distance / unrequited [ from your muses side ] / unrequited [ from my muses side ] / unrequited [ from both sides ] / skinny love / friends to lovers / enemies to lovers / spurious relationship / power couple / newly entered / soulmates [ metaphorical ] / soulmates [ literal ] / awkward / turning toxic / toxic love / cheating [ on your muse ] / cheating [ with your muse ] / other
FAMILIAL. siblings [ half ] / siblings [ step ] / [ my muse ] is an older sibling figure to your younger sibling figure / [ my muse ] is a younger sibling figure to your older sibling figure muse / [ my muse ] is a parental figure to yours / [ my muse ] is a child figure to your muse / guardian figure / legal guardian / adoptive child / foster child / [ your muse ] is taken under mines wing / [ my muse ] is taken under yours wing / other
ANTAGONISTIC. dangerous to each other / dangerous to others / unpredictable / rivals / petty / developing into sexual or romantic tension / based off family matters / based of off circumstance / based of professional matters / based off misunderstanding or lies / conflict of ideology / betrayal / hero - villain dynamic / enemies / fight club / friends turned enemies / lovers turned enemies / exes turned enemies / other
PRE-ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP MEME 0.2
over a year ago, i made this meme & since then, it’s blown up. so, over a year later — i thought i would make a new one. so here it is, after several requests & a pile of brains, THE PRE-ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP MEME 0.2 send me a ✿ and i’ll fill out the template below. bold for things i could definitely see or want, italics for things i could see or am unsure of and striked out for things i don’t want or cannot see.
FRIENDSHIP. childhood friends / work buddies or coworkers / family friends / friends with benefits / smoking buddies / adventure buddies / fake friends / recently friends / party buddies / friendship of need / dying friendship / circumstantial friendship / partners in crime / old friendship / [ your muse ] is the good influence / [ your muse ] is the bad influence / [ my muse ] is the good influence / [ my muse ] is the bad influence / opposites attract / ride or die / frenemies / roommates or flatmates / penpals / exes to friends / enemies to friends / other
ROMANCE. childhood sweethearts / [ your muse is mines ] childhood crush / [ my muse is yours ] childhood crush / exes / exes to lovers / forbidden lovers / highschool sweethearts / secret relationship / opposites attract / long distance / unrequited [ from your muses side ] / unrequited [ from my muses side ] / unrequited [ from both sides ] / skinny love / friends to lovers / enemies to lovers / spurious relationship / power couple / newly entered / soulmates [ metaphorical ] / soulmates [ literal ] / awkward / turning toxic / toxic love / cheating [ on your muse ] / cheating [ with your muse ] / other
FAMILIAL. siblings [ half ] / siblings [ step ] / [ my muse ] is an older sibling figure to your younger sibling figure / [ my muse ] is a younger sibling figure to your older sibling figure muse / [ my muse ] is a parental figure to yours / [ my muse ] is a child figure to your muse / guardian figure / legal guardian / adoptive child / foster child / [ your muse ] is taken under mines wing / [ my muse ] is taken under yours wing / other
ANTAGONISTIC. dangerous to each other / dangerous to others / unpredictable / rivals / petty / developing into sexual or romantic tension / based off family matters / based of off circumstance / based of professional matters / based off misunderstanding or lies / conflict of ideology / betrayal / hero - villain dynamic / enemies / fight club / friends turned enemies / lovers turned enemies / exes turned enemies / other
And you know what? For the record, Layla, whatever you just did with your eyes and the whole sweet, little pleading thing? Totally unfair.
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