@tealflight - Tumblr Blog

Yes, I was the only one in a costume, and yes, it was awkward, but I had to rep cryptid goths in my very conservative, corporate workplace

direhuman

plantparenthood

happy Halloween!! 🎃 this year I’m a babushka witch who accidentally turned herself into a toad!!! Mask completely made out of cardboard, hot glue, paint and a dream

spice-ghouls

Every day, I think about how I ran a fake tradwife blog on here under the username proverbs-31-wife to convince a woman on here to let my nonbinary lesbian ass into a tradwife discord server because I wanted to see the Dumbfuckery entailed there, and I had my friend send me fake anon asks challenging my faith or whatever, and I got into the server and had a laugh at the fuckery there, and thought that was the end of it.

And then @strange-aeons made a video about the tradwife community on tumblr, and included my godawful fake response about "my husband Jeremiah", and now has merch with that phrase on it, and I just want any of you who are fans of her youtube channel like myself to know that you're living in the good tineline because That Shit Was Fake As Fuck and was written by a lesbian trying to con their way into a discord server

strange-aeons

i am OVERJOYED to learn this

speaknowtaylor

This is one for the OGs

onceandfuturehimbo

emmaharwoods

i don’t know what version of hell we’re living in but it’s definitely the funniest

goth-gay

It’s the super hell we all got sent to for being gay

eightw

igonecrazy

Just realised that if Donald Trump wins the presidential elections, it’ll be 5 years before we can even think about a canon Destiel.. Dammit America, what are you doing!