wisp 2

hllo - basically an alt for wispwumbo until I get it back - welcome to the slime hole we got ooze and sludge

[gabipaleo]

Lesbian eurypterid, yuripterid if you will, inspired by sea scorpion from Dinosaur King

[crapbirdphotography]

American Kestrel💙💙💙

[evil-sludge]

I love being freaky and gangly cause that's who I am and that's who I wanna be

[two-minutes-five-minutes-ago]

you posted this on my birthday

[evil-sludge]

Happy January twenty six birthday !

[nae-nae-supreme]

when someone mentions HOES with ARMPIT HAIR

[jame7t]

its 10 AM on a weekday .

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Isn't there an industrial boiler you're supposed to be maintaining

[nae-nae-supreme]

I must find...the HOES.

,whatever it takes

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: t t AT A t A a a . 't t a ta ' t atag t …t . ,at t ta

Closest match: Scolopendra cretica genome assembly, chromosome: 5 Common name: Cretan Giant Centipede

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[hellsitegenetics]

[pukicho]

The mafia isn't lookin for me and I'm enjoying a walk in the park

[pukicho]

Cool, not me though.

[pukicho]

SUCCESS!!! 5 words per minute on my new ergo keyboard. Efficiency downgraded DRASTICALLY! Good job!!! 👍👍👍

[pukicho]

Yeah carpel tunnel, which this fixes

[opwolfe]

That keyboard is a sin against humanity

[pukicho]

MANY of you would have unquestioningly went along with the Salem witch trials.

[memorycycle]

dont take bird noises for granted

[memorycycle]

next time ur outside and you hear birds just think about how awesome that is and how much it would suck if they were gone

[official-ornithology-posts]

Official ornithology post

[vulturescale]

Wrestling Tenontosauri

[nycswebhead]

can everyone stop doing crimes in the fucking snow storm. i am not wearing anything under this outfit i am freezing my spiderdick off

[todaysbird]

i made this to celebrate the Mistle Thrush, then realized it was Tuesday

[shinycantdoit]

[evil-sludge]

I thtink you'll find it's Thuesday* ☝️

[echokelly]

I love it when people describe something that's too big as "fuck off". like this thing is so large. leave.

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: t c tg tat' t g a "c ". t tg ag. a.

Closest match: Halichoeres bivittatus genome assembly, chromosome: 3 Common name: Slippery Dick

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[katjohnadams]

[evil-sludge]

glop

Sllop

[evil-sludge]

is your pfp amogus

Noup it's me evilslime montstser

[redstonedust]

is there a name for the thing where people find out that a cute animal is still an animal that kills and fucks and does things that would be bad for humans to do to eachother so they start going "did you know DUCKS are EVIL?? did you know DOLPHINS will NEVER SEE THE LIGHT OF GOD?? did you know your CAT is MORALLY BANKRUPT??"

[adulthooliganism]

i hate fun

[adulthooliganism]

april fools !!! look at these elephant watering cans

[todaysbird]

today’s bird is:

…this guy?

[certainly-april]

Ragebaiting my fat dog? More like master baiting my fat hog!!!!!!!!

[grimoiremanifest]

❗️Great Hog is displeased by this.

The kingly pig looks taken aback by this statement. "You claim to be 'baiting' our kind?.. A master of it, no less - after all the trust we hsve placed in you?"

- Your relationship with the Hog Society 🐖 is now Unfavourable.

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: agatg at g? at atg at g!!!!!!!! ❗️Gat g a t. T g g ta aac t tatt. " ca t 'atg' ?.. A at t, - at a t tt ac ?" at t t g ct 🐖 aa.

Closest match: Prunella vulgaris genome assembly, chromosome: 4 Common name: Heal-All

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