呪術・死司憑血

Tch. What the fuck d'ya want? Hidan | 21 | Religious Studies | Roomate : [to be later assigned] [Affiliated with NaruBleachRPCentre]

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Nice insults.......you're doing what now?.....you're not a satanist are you? Hey be nice to me, I'm a very nice person and I'm fun to be around. So what do you worship?

"How fucking dare you, you little shit!!! I ain’t a fucking satanist, I worship Lord Jashin you puny bastard!" 

Hidan took a deep breath before erupting in rage..

"I DON’T GIVE A FLYING FUCK IF YOU’RE "FUN TO BE AROUND" YOU’RE ANNOYING THE SHIT OUT OF ME!!! YOU’RE GONNA END UP FINDING OUT FOR YOURSELF JUST HOW AND WHAT I WORSHIP, BITCH!!"

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kami-no-tenshi:

This place really was starting to wear on her patience. Generally Konan was a cool, collected woman. It took a great deal to set her off and when she was in a rage, the individual who’d been fool enough to anger her would suffer her hellfire. She had been dealing with one too many individuals as of late who had somehow managed to annoy her, and thus, she was lashing out a bit more at those who didn’t deserve it.

Those like Hidan..then again with that mouth of his and the way he disrespected everyone maybe he could use a taste of his own medicine from time to time…Though it shouldn’t be coming from her. Konan preferred that she get along rather well with everyone in the Akatsuki, wanted to keep it that way. So she needed to remind herself to let up a little on the frigid bitch facade. 

Something that was proving to be incredibly difficult the more he talked.

The corner of her eye twitched though it was the only indication of her annoyance, her face remained composed in it’s general smooth mask, void of any real emotions. As he drew nearer, Konan moved to remain just out of reach..this was something she would have done with anyone; though Hidan was not one to be trifled with. A single drop of blood was all the man needed to snuff out a life..and she’d be damned before she allowed him to claim her own.

She was a messenger of God. An falsified Angel of Pain..even if there was no Leader to deliver it, she would always have a lesson to teach to those who opposed him, and doubted her capability of doing so for that matter. Konan kept her gaze fixated forward, biting her initial response of ‘Should I be?’ to herself. Why wave a red flag in front of the raging bull when she could keep him content by just letting him run his mouth.

But why did he care? Why was he looking at her like that? What did it matter to him if she was genuinely pleased or disgusted to see him once again? All these thoughts raced through her mind as she silently replied to him. “Flattering as ever…Nothing is wrong with me…”  She always had that stony expression, this was just hard to tell through their astral projection meetings. I always look sullen….why do you even care….

Never, would she voice that question out loud. She knew he didn’t really give a rats ass about things like what people thought about him. Wasn’t that the reason he was the way he was, what with his bad manners and ‘I don’t give a crap’ attitude? She didn’t talk much the duration of their walk, speaking only when he spoke to her. When they stepped outside and began crossing the snowy grounds, her hands disappeared deep into the pockets of her coat for warmth. She didn’t know if Hidan liked the cold or not, nor if it bothered him all that much for that matter.

Hidan's consistent, and rather provoking ramblings had started to show wear in the blunettes narrowing gaze. It wasn't like her to get irritated by petty insults and a bit of harmless teasing, but the sadist couldn't really say what such a major change of lifestyle would do to someone as work focused as Konan.. 

Somewhat warily, but more so tactfully - Konan stayed just a few paces ahead of Hidan, her pace calm but swift.. This meant that Hidan's rude interruptions during the time it took to reach his dorm, could be heard by all those in close proximity - something that of course didn't bother the disrespectful grunt himself, but would probably be seen as far too much of a scene for the likes of Konan.. 

 “Flattering as ever…Nothing is wrong with me…” 

She'd probably thought about leaving Hidan to just blabber on, to let him wear himself out hurling insults at her and everyone else they seemed to pass, but instead, regardless of how subtle it may have been - she bit back.

Hidan was ever so slightly pleased by this, and continued to try and pry another pleasurable reply from the sullen blunette.

"Tch, well you seem pretty pissed to me." 

It didn't take much to read Hidan like a book.. He wore his emotions on his shoulders and painted them onto his features with ease. Konan couldn't have missed the grin that struck his jaw, even if she hadn't gazed back at him, she would have heard it in his tone.

It was at that moment that an icy breeze wriggled it's way underneath Hidan's ill-fitted uniform  which would probably have fitted fine if he'd bothered to wear it properly 

"You better not be fucking dragging me out here to mess with me, bitch, hurry the fuck up and get me out of this shit" he scowled, kicking off snow from the tips of his shoes.

"uch, this place sucks so much dick."

He muttered beneath his breath as he quickened his pace to catch up with the Akatsuki and hasten his return to the heated hallways of Iwakiri..

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I wanna your body !

"Hah! Come and get it then knobjocky!"

[uchihalexis]

[horrificbatcave]

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I love your silver hair. And your smile, oh yes~

"Hah! You’ve got good taste for a fucking greyface."

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Why Is your hair grey it's not like your old?

"It’s not fucking grey, it’s silver!! If you've got a problem, ya better keep your mouth shut about it or I’ll rip you apart, starting with those puny little arms of yours.. And I’ll take my time about it too, bastard!"

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kami-no-tenshi:

"I didn’t think you were so entirely dim witted that you couldn’t even follow a map…."

A breath was let out in a soft exhale, the creases on her brow folding as she frowned slightly. Hidan was, as always, ever the charmer. After a moment she questioned.

"What room are you…

"And if you’re going to continue being arrogant and demanding, you can just go find it without my assistance period…."

To prove her point, and to prove she wasn’t going to tolerate his rudeness, Konan willed the parchment that contained the directions to his dorm to crumple around his fingertips. Had the map been in her hands she would have thrown it back in his face.

Really she should have expected no less from the man; he really didn’t bother showing anyone any sort of respect. But if he ever expected to earn any, he had to learn to start showing it.

Clasping her hands together in front of her, she turned and began walking in the direction of his dorm. He probably didn’t realize that’s where she was headed, so she paused and looked over her shoulder, her brows knit together at him in an expression that basically read ‘are you coming or not?’

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As usual, Hidan had been wearing his smirk between his cheeks - that was until Konan's short tempered replies wiped it right from his features with a turn of her heel. As the blunette silently stormed in the other direction, Hidan took note at the crumpled map in his palm, rage brewing beneath his skin as he reluctantly followed the Akatsuki member. 

It was but a few seconds after he had began to drag his feet behind her, that she turned and scowled at him, as if to say, 

'if you're coming, get a move on'

The sadist snarled his reply, quickening his pace, unimpressed that he had even needed her help in the first place..

"Hold ya fucking horses, for the love of Jashin, I'm coming!"

For most of the journey he had done nothing but sulk, but he soon perked up when he drew closer to the female.

"Well you've got a face like a slapped ass today, what the fuck is wrong with you?" A smile creeped between his lips as he mocked the girl for showing such a dreary emotion within her features.. 

"Sheeesh, if seeing me again is that bad you've got some real issues, bitch...

What?"

He studied her features carefully.

"Ain't you happy to see me?"

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I've seen scarier deer than you. I know you are. During the chaotic snowball war you were one the favorite victims. I won't poke you again. I'm Kayla and I'm in the process of barricading everyone in their rooms with snow.

"You’re damn right you won’t or I’ll tear your fucking hand off." 

Hidan didn’t stop to wonder why she might be telling him such pointless information, and didn’t have any intention of doing so.

"Good for you, fuckface.. So you can fuck off now then, can’t you? I can't worship with you loitering around, and you better not fucking interrupt me, jackass."

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ooc;

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*poke* ah hello! Are you new here?

"Don’t fucking poke me you little shit..

Maybe… so what if I am?” 

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[pops up from behind a snow drift in front of him as he's running from deidara and begins to hurl several snowballs at his face] "EAT ICE OLD MAN!"

At the sight of Deidara’s apparent sidekick, Hidan couldn’t help but let a smirk cross his features.. A young girl approached him with a hasty pace, hurling abuse along with snowballs at him as she went..

"Looks like blondie’s got a little helper.. Better run, bitch, I ain’t gonna go easy on ya cause you’re a girl!"

Hidan grabbed the collar of the girls uniform, yanked her backwards and pushed a palmful of snow down her back before tripping her feet as she tried to struggle free from his grasp.

"Get outta my fucking way, can’t you see I’m preoccupied?"

[vale-ebony]

"Che! I ain’t gonna take it any easier on an ugly old fart like yourself either!!"

A wide grin spread further across her pixie like features as she continued to charge him head on, showing no fear. O course, she hadn’t expected him to retaliate in such a nasty manner either though.

Now, being from Iwagakure, Kurotsuchi was accustomed to chillier elements because of the surrounding mountains. What she would never be used to, however…was freezing temperatures and snow slowly melting against her warm flesh.

The lady let out a shriek and stammered an insult at the silver haired Akatsuki member. “C-c-c-cooooOOOLD! BAKA OJII-SAN I WILL BREAK YOUR HIP!!” As Hidan attempted tripping her, she tangled her legs in his, gripped his arms an twisted until she forced him to land face first in a snow drift.

"I HOPE THERE IS YELLOW SNOW IN THERE AN THAT YOU’RE EATING IT!!"

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Old? Why do people keep calling me fucking old?! 

"You know what, fuckwit, I ain't old, and I don't need a pussy like you to go easy on me!"

Hidan raged, saliva oozing from his gritted teeth, veins wriggling to the surface of his pasty skin. However, his temper was somewhat calmed by the females reaction to the slush and ice, trickling down her spine. 

"You can give it your best shot, jackass.."

Between the sludge and snow beneath the strangers, a grapple began.. Hidan had both the muscle and the strength to just pick the little brat up and throw her out of his way, but his arms and legs were tangled in the mess that she called a fight - leaving him pretty defenseless. 

Face first in the snow, furious beyond words is where the masochist ended up.

The snow covering the most part of his head had muffled out the sound, but they're was a definite high-pitched whining coming from beside him still - he was glad she hadn't just taken off before he could get revenge.

Clutching his head, Hidan rose, his face dusted a shade of red, an angry, angry shade of red.. 

"I WILL FUCKING TEAR YOU APART YOU LITTLE SHIT" 

launching himself towards her, Hidan grabbed her by what little hair she had for a woman.. Hands firmly entangled in her dark locks, he lowered his voice and spoke to the female, eyes locked onto her, with a sinister smirk poking his jaw. 

"You are nothing but a sacrifice  to me, and I will make your death as painful as I possibly can, got it?"

Hidan gazed down at his Jashin pendant, infuriated that all he had to offer his beloved Jashin was a useless bitch.

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Your funny Hidan, but why do you have to be such a mother fucking jackass?

"Suck my dick, pussy greyface."

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[gojousama]

[deidarae]

"That’s right, you run now, un!" Deidara stooped for more snow as Hidan dove behind a wall, unable to help the smirk that decked his expression. That would teach him to make fun of true art!

Any further gloating the blond intended to do was promptly smothered by a large wad of cold slammed into his face, and the artist yelped, falling back as he smeared the snow from his eyes.

"Hidan!" he raged, giving chase as both his hands found their way into the bags of clay at his sides, "You just dug your own grave, un!" 

Readying a troupe of bats in one palm, Deidara drilled the handful into a nearby snowbank, watching the chunk promptly lift off and tail the fleeing Jashinist. 

"EAT C1! KATSU!" 

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The fury erupting from the blondes snow smothered features was nothing but satisfying for the sadist.. Hidan had made it is his one and only duty to grind the gears of everyone he came into contact with, and by the look on Deidara's face - he was doing a splendid job. A stream of icy droplets hung to the blonde's jaw, helplessly clinging on as the artist shook his head here, there and everywhere in a fit of rage. It was only a matter of time before Hidan noticed Deidara's hands diving beneath the material of his uniform pockets, rummaging about furiously in search of something a little more deadly than snow..

Quickening his pace at the sight of one of the blondes more common weapons, it did nothing but fuel the fire when he discovered he was hit and was knocked to the ground, hastily scurrying to shelter as the remaining explosives detonated. 

Hidan too, was preparing his ammunition, noticing only for a second that the tips of his fingers were turning a rather alerting shade of pink, frozen and fragile from the cold - but was it going to stop him? The hell it was.

"HAH, eat shit, bastard!" 

Skidding along the banks and pathways of the academies grounds, Hidan played his surroundings against the blonde - he was well hidden, but had a perfect sight of the Akatsuki.

Deidara stood sheltered out of the snowfall, which of course, screamed trouble for him. Hidan struggled with as many snowballs as he could fit within his grasp and against his chest, pelting them at the other as he began to run towards him..

Letting the last weapon leave his hands, the masochist leaped into the air, catching the guttering with the very tips of his fingers, hanging from the roofing, sending the entire collection of fallen snow toppling right on top of the blonde, smothering him in a blanket of ice and slush. 

"Ya really need to up ya game, jackass!"

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Ino had ignored him as soon as he had arrived. He was below her radar now that they had got their revenge- and as long as he did not harm her teammates. However, this time he was asking for it.

"You don’t talk to a lady like that!" she snapped, but relished at the idea of throwing frozen water at his face and in his nostrils, so agreed to it without much thought from her side either.

She swiftly constructed a ball of snow and hurled it in his direction- though he had already disappeared from sight.

She ducked quickly when he threw his own barrage and retaliated with more snowballs.

"Haha! Take that! What’s the point of all those muscles in your arm if you can’t even aim some snoowballs, eh?"

Yeah, juvenile. But so was a snowball fight, wasn’t it?

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The sinister smirk between his cheeks and the grumble of an erupting laughter brewed just beneath the surface.. Hidan couldn't contain how eager he was to pummel the blonde in enough snow and ice to drown her. It had been quite some time since the two had last been in contact and the sadist was sure he could go another lengthy amount of time without seeing her again, quite happily. 

The blonde had little clue that in the animated way she retaliated  she was only spurring the masochist on further. He could barely contain himself as he cupped his palms into the snow beneath him, preparing another weapon, eyes locked with the enemy..

"HAH, lady?! Don't mean ugly fucking rat?" 

His laughter would've been heard from miles around as he cackled maliciously, impressed by his own insult towards the blonde.

"Aim ain't about muscles, dipshit..

And besides, I'm stronger than you, ya little bitch!"

Pouncing towards the blonde, Hidan latched onto her shoulders, pushing her to ground, shoveling snow onto her face and into her mouth and eyes as he pinned her in position. 

"I'd like to see you get outta these muscles now, pussy."