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@custahhcs
If you gave me a penny for my thoughts, I'd tell you I've never read an Olruggio/Qifrey fic in my life, BUT I'd kill to read a fic where Olruggio begrudgingly, after spending a night in a tavern lamenting his love life via being Wasted, is bugged by his unfortunate drinking buddy, Hieheart, to try one last effort toward winning Qifrey's affection.... by pretending to date Hieheart.
It's foolproof! Olruggio gets to make Qifrey jealous by dating a younger, spry man and Hieheart can lowkey try learning from Olruggio. Jujy is told and she's... trying to be supportive, but is sad because Hieheart is very excited about them both potentially convincing Olruggio to take them as apprentices, and she's not onboard with that, but Olruggio will probably not do it so... whatever.
Cue Hieheart coming to the atelier with flowers and Qifrey answers the door like, "Ah, trying to sweeten him up? I'm afraid he still cannot take on an apprentice!"
and Hieheart just smiles like, "Oh, you are mistaken! We have a date night tonight."
And the atelier becomes so quiet a pin could drop. No one moves.
Qifrey finally just squeaks out an, "Oh!"
It takes about five dates to convince Qifrey this isn't a joke. Didn't Olruggio find Hieheart annoying? Why are they now so close? And Qifrey goes all watchful eye on their ass if Hieheart is ever in Olruggio's room he just passes by, props open the door and is like ":) sorry as your watchful eye I must make sure you aren't instructing, so the door remains open, carry on :)" then brings a chair and book and sits in the hallway.
The ending would maybe be Qifrey "confessing" (aka i dont want Hieheart here, and I just can't tell you why but I mean it. Dont date him. and Olruggio Folds.) and then on Hieheart's end, Jujy comes up and expresses her discontent with Hieheart discrediting himself and that she wants Him to be her teacher, not Olruggio, and it feels bad that he doesnt think hes good enough because she likes learning from him. Anyways everyone happy ending.
spoilers for manga til chap 88ish
WHA spoilers thru chap 88ish
WHA spoilers thru chap 88ish
Custas out here trying to aura farm and frame mog, but he’s (max) 14 and his two friends just have to say sorry and he’s hit with a -1000 aura debuff
Custas: “witches suck and I’m here to kick ass!”
Coco: “Custas is a sweet boy and he likes the cookies Tartah’s grandpa makes.”
Custas: loses brim, anger has (mostly) gone away. “Coco, I got a reputation to uphold.”
Tartah: “he loves his dad and reading!”
Custas: fallen to his knees
Imagine you are Dagda. You are working dangerous jobs to support your recently injured son's, Custas, stay in a hospital and medical needs. One night you come to see him and he's talking about a new friend he made who is really smart and helps him study.
Then as time goes on his little "Tartah knows everything and is really cool" turn to "hes amazing" with starry eyes. And your first instinct is to think, Oh, its puppylove, he has his first crush. Then Custas starts saying "Yeah Tartah saved my life twice now" (??? huh?) to "we cuddled today after falling asleep practicing reading". And you are now concerned about your sons wellbeing because??? who is Tartah?? how old is he?? Can I speak with him?
And you never catch Sight of Tartah for a While. You just hear about him, "Tartah knows everything!" or "Tartah held my hand today and he was blushing so bad!" and you are growing more concerned but you don't want to push and close your son off. You just have to keep an eye on it. You can be a cool, but secretly over-protective parent. You've earned that.
And then one day you see Custas flying. Days ago he couldn't even walk with assistance, and now he was free as a bird and he flies straight into your arms and you haven't see that smile in so long, you missed it so much, your darling son---
And then you officially meet Tartah who 100% was not pulling moves on your son and it is very much Custas driving it, holding his hand, hugging him, blatantly being obvious with his interest through jabbing teases and pesters but in a way kids can't pick up on as easy and you sigh with relief. But also note you have to probably have a talk with your kid because Tartah looks like he's about to melt into the floor and you really have spoiled Custas with attention, doting and coddling, you need to probably adjust your parenting style, but he looks so happy you can only just sigh fondly at them.
Agott you got this . Go get ur girl. The ginger followed his situationship into terrorism. Nows ur chance. I believe in you.
I can picture modern Custas taking Tartah to a haunted house for their first date, but Tartah is not clued in on the 'date' part. Custas is all ready to be sauve and says "If you get scared, you can always hold my hand" and Tartah goes "? no im good, thank you."
if im able to inflict my IRL world upon yall-- that literally happened on my first date w my partner as well as her immediately getting her mobility device stuck in the mud and me having to make a barricade with my arms to prevent people from running into her which is Also a very Custah thing 🙂↕️
Along with school au developments a shot I might not do but find hilarious: the concept of Nolnoa presenting a home-ec/health style unit where they raise one of those loud fake babies.
Tartah goes up to get it and comes back and Custas is just "whose white baby is this" (me whenever im jumpscared on twitter.com custas tag)
All the other groups have to plan baby time, how to budget their fake life with the jobs they pulled from a hat while Custas and Tartah are choosing to live at Nolnoa's and instead take class time to figure out couple's therapy cost because Clearly they need to work things out.
Custas 100% pulls some big doctor or CEO job and just hands it to Tartah (who gives Custas like a police officer job or something in return) like "Don't worry, I got this", marches up to Nolnoa's desk and just says, "Can I get disability instead?"
And Nolnoa is like Yeah but you have to prove you are disabled. Custas points to his legs. "Yea, that works, but you'll need to reconfirm in a few classes." *rolls a d6* "You get 500$ a month."
"Wow! That was so easy!"
"It will never be that easy again." **
I can also picture Custas making it an ordeal as a joke where Tartah cheated and now he's helping raise Tartah's kid. Eventually Tartah does end up feeling a little guilt because it's meant to be Their kid and he's right, Tartah needs to change. So while other students are going up to Nolnoa about how to approximate phone bills, Tartah gets to his desk and is like "Is there a sort of meeting or group I could join with a membership that I can work on myself for? for my family?"
I can just imagine Coco and Agott's presentation at the end of the unit like: So we compromised and made one room a library and then I got a pony! We save 36$ a month :)
And Custas and Tartah come up, looking like life-depleted adults like "We spent 500$ a month on our relationship therapy, I stepped down from my CEO position to focus more on my family, we have struggled greatly, but we are stronger than ever."
And Nolnoa still has to give them a C because they didn't calculate jackshit because they were "living in his basement" and therefore not paying rent/electric/water.
**This whole bit is a joke about the system in which my country (US) handles disability benefits, not a joke on people with disabilities! Our system here is actually the worst and it upsets me greatly :) Never look into it online if you haven't lived it because you'll be so irritated.
the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.
how it feels to enjoy multiple contradictory headcanons for a character
I don't know why you would care,
But I'm really trying.
Oh, I'm sorry, I promise, I'm doing my best.
I swear, I'm so fucking sorry.
<Song is Against the Kitchen Floor by Will Wood>
Custus doesnt fit Entirely with the actual song content but!! this reminded me of our son
"No way. He's not my Dad" (Custas Character Analysis)
is how Custas responds when Coco asks about Dagda. It's chapter 43 that we are properly introduced to Custas. The previous chapters, he's an just unknowing that got into an accident. In this chapter, we learn that he is a traveler, can play several instruments, and has a bond with a man who he says is not his father but someone he "crossed paths" with.
In fact, he doesn't understand why Dagda is still staying with him. "He's too nice. It's not his fault I got hurt." Dagda comes back from mercenary work and Custas begs him to just leave him. He sees Dagda as chained down by the responsibility, especially since he strongly believes that everyone should have freedom.
(spoilers up to ch86 ahead)
(P.S this is a repost with some edits)