Tarot Readings are CLOSED
My spreads and card count will be determined by your question or situation unless you specifically request something. However, I do have some rules and this time around I will be ignoring any submissions that ignore said rules.
1. Readings can be requested via anon, ask, or PM. Just make sure to state if you’d like it to be private if you do decide to ask off anon.
2. Your name isn’t needed but you can include it if you choose. A username, to me, is just as good as an actual name. Just make sure to include initials of whoever else is included. For example: if you’re asking for a friendship reading between you and friend B, B’s initials would be good to have.
3. I take care of readings via order they came in so it might take a bit to get to yours. No trying to rush or jump the line. If you request a reading and then instantly ask for another, you’re placed behind everyone else who is currently in line.
4. Be polite. I’m just a person with some cards my dudes. If your question contains anything I deem offensive in anyway I am instantly tossing it out.
5. Be Specific. Please be clear and specific with what you’d like answered. It doesn’t need to be a giant essay but I do need to know what you want and maybe some background. Most of the time, I’ll try and get in touch with you if there’s an issue with wording or specifics.
Optional: If you would like to specify a deck based on what decks I have, feel free to pop over to my decks and include that in your PM or Ask.
What I wont do:
- Astrology readings. I’m not fond of astrology and I don’t know anything about this field. I also have some less than pleasant memories when it comes to people abusing astrology to manipulate others so this one is a hard no.
- Readings regarding health (both mental and physical), pregnancy, addiction, abuse, drug, medical or legal issues. Please, seek professional help for any of the above topics and stay away from tarot for these fields.
- Readings for celebrities or for relationships you are not in. This means no readings about a crush’s love life and if they’re going to break up with their S/O anytime soon.
- Third party readings. No readings for someone else or how they feel about you.
- Couples counseling. If you’re wondering if your S/O is angry with you or cheating on you or still loves you or what they meant when they said that one thing during lunch ask them not a random person on the internet. It does not bode well for your relationship if your first instinct is to ask someone else instead of having an open dialogue with your partner.
- Specific time related questions. For example: “What will happen to me on Monday Nov. 7th 2022?” or “What year will I land my dream job?”
- High or drunk readings. Please do not ask me to do these. I do not partake in either for health reasons and while I get that some people do these, I will never offer these.
- Spirit work. I do not work with spirits. I cannot and will not attempt to contact a spirit to do a reading for you. This includes fictional or nonfictional beings such as mythological creatures, historical figures, relatives or characters you like.
What I will do:
- General readings.
- Yes or No questions
- Specific questions
- Specific spreads that you randomly found and have been saving away in a folder or bookmark somewhere that you’ve always wanted to use but never got around to.
- Extremely cryptic warnings.
- NSFW Readings. 18+ only of course.
I’ll update these rules and things I’m comfy with if something new comes up along the way so these will always be up to date.
It’s not required nor is it expected in any way but if you’re feeling a little generous and would like to throw a tip my way I do have a ko-fi. Again, I don’t expect anything and honestly mainly do this for fun. Also, for full transparency, if you do tip it's probably going to go towards video games and or more tarot cards or throwing money at my favorite writers on tumblr.
Standard Tarot Disclaimer: My readings are for entertainment purposes only. Readings are not replacements for real medical, legal or psychological help
