i'm the garbage man

when is a monster not a monster? oh, when you love it.

[thememedaddy]

[roswellsoup]

bonus/proof:

we tipped her well dw. best waitress ever 🍒

[cat-skull]

imo the term "walkable" in "walkable cities" should be understood to mean "wheelchair accessible" as well, not just literally "possible to walk in". the act of walking in a city doesn't automatically make it walkable

[infimace-blog]

dead wife montage but it's a henchman reminiscing about da boss after he got put six feet under. picking flowers before hiding the bodies, wiping cocaine from your nose after a big night, that long drive down the beach to find the bookie who squealed. where did the days go

[doriangreysselfie]

The spell can only be broken by a true love’s kiss!!!!!💋

[gloomsday]

sent this message to my coworker today and he sent me this screenshot with microsoft teams's suggested replies... incredible 10/10 no notes.

[mothmanismyuncle]

i have had this queued since my sophomore year of high school, in reference to the black eyed peas song, boom boom pow. somebody better think this is funny when it finally posts or i will become ungovernable.

[beemovieerotica]

[itscolossal]

Stained Glass Objects by Pia Hinz Reflect the Contrast Between Strength and Fragility

[redstonedust]

my aunt is watching some generic daytime tv talkshow and the hosts are very cheerfully going "yknow this AI thing isnt actually as cool as i thought it was- i keep noticing the google overview getting facts wrong! isnt that weird?" and its very funny watching regular middle aged people finally catch on. we did it lads it took long enough.

[butt-rice]

i wish there was a way to say "you're right, but this is really ineffective and even counterproductive messaging to anyone who doesn't already agree with you" without sounding like an asshole

[mpregeminem]

jesse don't touch that that's the growth potion i've been synthesi-no jesse DON'T

[mpregeminem]

yo mr white you're all tiny and shit now

[vivisectedg1rl]

petting her while we watch videos on my laptop🥺

[ppgirl420]

bestie are you good? you just reblogged "petting her while we watch videos on my laptop" again

[missstrogen]

can't get Too comfortable i guess

[the-big-mood]

At Toba aquarium in Japan, after closing time, some clever little otter pups help their grandpa tidy up their toys. As a reward, he gives them ice cubes

[chryza]

literally in tears at this video....such good helpers......

[haleyusesherwords]

If it wasn’t Brennan Lee Mulligan on a filmed actual play show, I’d say that informing your party that they are driving past a strip club while they travel towards the haunted mines that advances the actual story arc is truly a genius move by the DM to distract the party from an encounter you completely forgot to plan.

[gaynfl-moved]

oh my god

[gutter-adonis]

That was timed so well oh my god

[ckret2]

i couldn’t find anyone in the notes doing the obvious research, so I did it: if you wanna recreate this experience, play It’s Gonna Be Me at 11:57:51.

If it’s already May where you are, I’m sorry this important info didn’t reach you sooner.

[ckret2]

Update: it’s exactly as satisfying as the video makes it look.

[oneheadtoanother]