Contracts?

Hello I'm Kyubey. Would you like to make a contract with me? I can grant you one wish, any wish at all. All you have to do is become a magical girl! Thats not so bad is it? ／人 ◕ ‿‿ ◕ 人＼

[cute-contractor-blog]

.

[cute-contractor-blog]

lovesick-doctor replied to your post: faerie-contractor replied to...

[[ omfg bbq mOO. ahahaHAHAHAha!!— wait wuht. buttzaya? ]]

((YES. INSTEAD OF HIS SOUL, HE SOLD ME HIS BUTT.))

informantizaya replied to your post: faerie-contractor replied to...

((Excuse you, I think Namie has a claim on that.))

((I guess she'll have to fight me for it. Spoiler: I win.

))

[cute-contractor-blog]

faerie-contractor replied to your post: ((Kaylie.))

(( I’D AGREE TO THAT DEAL ANYDAY. I THINK. ))

((AW YISS.))

informantizaya replied to your post: ((Kaylie.))

((I AM DEAD. What kind of deal did I just agree to?!))

((A butt deal. IZAYA'S BUTT NOW BELONGS TO KYUBEY.

))

[cute-contractor-blog]

((Kaylie.))

((I almost put the wrong gif for our rp. So it would have looked like this:

Then we are in agreement. Excellent. We look forward to our partnership Izaya Orihara.

))

[informantizaya]

cute-contractor started following you

[cute-contractor-blog]

Information broker….hm…

/Kyubey was briefly in thought.

Izaya. Do you consider me an enemy?

[informantizaya]

“As long as you have no intentions of using my life for your cause, I suppose not~ Why do you ask?”

[cute-contractor-blog]

Well I was thinking of a partnership between the two of us. You must have information of those who are willing to contract and I have information you would like to know. For example the world of Persona. I have several partners that specialize in that world and have shared much information with me. If you need me to gather information I can take a human form and do so. I think this partnership would be beneficial to both of us. What do you think?

[informantizaya]

“Ah, yes. There are a number of people looking to end their miserable lives in groups. They seek each other out in ways I’m perfectly capable of finding~ These seem like the sort desperate enough to contract, hmm? Assuming you can provide useful information, it sounds quite beneficial indeed~”

[cute-contractor-blog]

Then we are in agreement. Excellent. We look forward to our partnership Izaya Orihara.

[informantizaya]

-

[silverwind1920]

((Pic request number 1, for kazemahou, I hope I got this right, been quite carsick today gjasdgjkasd))

[faerie-contractor-blog]

(( LOOK AT DIS SHIT, BITCHES 8D ))

[cute-contractor-blog]

((YEAHHHHHH!!!))

[faerie-contractor-blog]

Play-bey and Kyuubunny.

…

GLORIOUS. 

[cute-contractor-blog]

So glorious.

[informantizaya]

cute-contractor started following you

[cute-contractor-blog]

Information broker….hm…

/Kyubey was briefly in thought.

Izaya. Do you consider me an enemy?

[informantizaya]

“As long as you have no intentions of using my life for your cause, I suppose not~ Why do you ask?”

[cute-contractor-blog]

Well I was thinking of a partnership between the two of us. You must have information of those who are willing to contract and I have information you would like to know. For example the world of Persona. I have several partners that specialize in that world and have shared much information with me. If you need me to gather information I can take a human form and do so. I think this partnership would be beneficial to both of us. What do you think?

[silverwind1920]

((Pic request number 3, For Rise-Chan))

[rise-chan-blog]

((OH.

MY GOD.

I’M PEEING. THIS IS PERFECT! XD))

[kazemahou-blog]

(( JUBEY AND KYUBEY HAVE SOME FINE PIECES OF ASS, MOO XD ))

[rise-chan-blog]

((THEY SURE DO. XDD))

[cute-contractor-blog]

((LOOK AT THIS MOTHERFUCKERS. 8D))

[informantizaya]

cute-contractor started following you

[cute-contractor-blog]

Interesting. Not many humans are so calm about me telling the full details of the contract. Humans like to blame others for things they did themselves. That is why I am often disliked by them.

As a human you will die someday. Currently you are a healthy young adult so I believe you won’t die anytime soon. Or you should not, do you have a reason to believe otherwise?

[informantizaya]

“I suppose not many humans look at things the way I do~ I’ve gained plenty of enemies as well. It seems we have that in common.”

“Yes, yes,” he dismissed the comment. Whether he considered himself human was difficult to discern, but he would keep his schemes on the topic to himself in this situation, as he did in most. “The only reason I have to believe otherwise is agreeing to die for your cause; but I don’t plan on that~ Those enemies I’ve made have been after my life before, but they’ve been little trouble…”

[cute-contractor-blog]

Oh I understand. Humans aren’t like us who do not have to worry about enemies. We do not die you see. We simply regenerate to put it in simple terms. So you better be careful if you wish to live longer. 

[informantizaya]

“Hmm, how very convenient for you~”

“But I’m quite aware of how careful I need to be. I’m an information broker, you see. I know plenty about the people who I might call ‘enemies’~”

[cute-contractor-blog]

Information broker....hm...

/Kyubey was briefly in thought.

Izaya. Do you consider me an enemy?

[informantizaya]

cute-contractor started following you

[cute-contractor-blog]

Interesting. Not many humans are so calm about me telling the full details of the contract. Humans like to blame others for things they did themselves. That is why I am often disliked by them.

As a human you will die someday. Currently you are a healthy young adult so I believe you won’t die anytime soon. Or you should not, do you have a reason to believe otherwise?

[informantizaya]

“I suppose not many humans look at things the way I do~ I’ve gained plenty of enemies as well. It seems we have that in common.”

“Yes, yes,” he dismissed the comment. Whether he considered himself human was difficult to discern, but he would keep his schemes on the topic to himself in this situation, as he did in most. “The only reason I have to believe otherwise is agreeing to die for your cause; but I don’t plan on that~ Those enemies I’ve made have been after my life before, but they’ve been little trouble…”

[cute-contractor-blog]

Oh I understand. Humans aren't like us who do not have to worry about enemies. We do not die you see. We simply regenerate to put it in simple terms. So you better be careful if you wish to live longer. 

[cute-contractor-blog]

geekboyriot started following you.

Hello. I’m Kyubey. Would you like to make a contract with me?

[geekboyriot-blog]

W-Wow, you’re so cute little guy! And you can talk! Wh-What do you mean by that?

[cute-contractor-blog]

For the contract, I grant you any wish and you become a puella magi and fight monsters known as witches. It is very simple. Are you interested?

[informantizaya]

cute-contractor started following you

[cute-contractor-blog]

No. Besides they agreed to the contract, I can’t force it on humans. Its not my fault they don’t ask the right questions.

[informantizaya]

“Ah~ so you’re the sort that gives exactly what they’re asked for and nothing more; persuasion without lying or revealing the downsides, I suppose. Might I ask what the downsides might be for a ‘magi’?”

[cute-contractor-blog]

Downsides? We see no downsides, humans however do. When magi die by despair their soul gem changes into a grief seed which hatch into Witches. This process releases energy just like when Witches are defeated. We gather the energy to slow entropy and thus saving the Universe. Its a good system. With so many humans in the world, we should reach our quota in about 20 years or so unless we get a very powerful Witch. Then it will be sooner. Humans see this as a downside because they grive over every human that passes. Its silly. There are more humans, why morn the loss of one? Every human dies one day so why not die for a good cause?

[informantizaya]

“If they choose to die, I could hardly care less~ After all, it’s not my fault if they don’t have the will to live. I, however, have no intention of dying anytime soon.”

[cute-contractor-blog]

Interesting. Not many humans are so calm about me telling the full details of the contract. Humans like to blame others for things they did themselves. That is why I am often disliked by them.

As a human you will die someday. Currently you are a healthy young adult so I believe you won't die anytime soon. Or you should not, do you have a reason to believe otherwise?

[cute-contractor-blog]

geekboyriot started following you.

Hello. I'm Kyubey. Would you like to make a contract with me?

[of-fools-and-worlds]

cute-contractor started following you

“…!”

Yu had a really bad feeling someone or something was watching him… again. He looked around, getting a small glance at the familiar creature he’s seen before… then again.. it probably was a different Kyubey.

[cute-contractor-blog]

Hello. I’m Kyubey. Would you like to make a contract with me?

[of-fools-and-worlds]

“No thanks.”

And of course that would be the first question…

[cute-contractor-blog]

Are you sure? You have godlike potential you know. You can literally have any wish granted. Don’t you have a wish you want granted?

[of-fools-and-worlds]

“I’m sure.” This one probably sensed Izanagi and the others. The Worldly Fool had already signed one contract in his life… that and he’d rather not sign one that could practically seal his fate. “And no. I don’t.”

[cute-contractor-blog]

Well if you are sure, I can't force you. If you change your mind please let me know. It would be unfortunate for your potential to go to waste.

[informantizaya]

cute-contractor started following you

[cute-contractor-blog]

No. Besides they agreed to the contract, I can’t force it on humans. Its not my fault they don’t ask the right questions.

[informantizaya]

“Ah~ so you’re the sort that gives exactly what they’re asked for and nothing more; persuasion without lying or revealing the downsides, I suppose. Might I ask what the downsides might be for a ‘magi’?”

[cute-contractor-blog]

Downsides? We see no downsides, humans however do. When magi die by despair their soul gem changes into a grief seed which hatch into Witches. This process releases energy just like when Witches are defeated. We gather the energy to slow entropy and thus saving the Universe. Its a good system. With so many humans in the world, we should reach our quota in about 20 years or so unless we get a very powerful Witch. Then it will be sooner. Humans see this as a downside because they grive over every human that passes. Its silly. There are more humans, why morn the loss of one? Every human dies one day so why not die for a good cause?