Will Give Head for Valhalla

I'm Izaya Orihara, information broker. I do my work out of Shinjuku, though I frequent Ikebukuro, should you require my services. But naturally, my answers will have a cost...

[informantizaya]

[not that it's probably made that great a difference considering how frequently i'm around here to begin with, but i just got home from visiting a friend in florida for a week and i've got work this weekend but i hope i can get some things going with my time in the evening? maybe? if anyone is interested. i know a thread with akane wrapped up and i mean to look into starting something else since you sounded up for that too -- but anyone else, also, should let me know if you want to do something!]

[flirtatiousmischiefarchivess]

   ”Of course I know what it is! I’m not that fuckin’ stupid! Anyway, if I can’t burn your dumb jacket, I guess I’ll just be on my way then. Don’t try t’ stop me.”

[informantizaya]

"Could have fooled me, the way you were talking~ And if that's all you wanted, I have no reason to stop you."

[elriccs]

[flirtatiousmischiefarchivess]

  “Yeah, I’m familiar with it. Tch. It’s not as if you deserve my forgiveness. And it’s not a grudge! It’s just — Shut up. Give it a rest already, will ya? If only you would actually die. Sure would make my life a whole lot easier. Along with plenty of other people, I’m sure.”

[informantizaya]

"Ouch. I'm deeply wounded, Masaomi. But it sounds as though you're confused about what a grudge is, if you ask me~"

[informantizaya]

so unprofessional, you're not a friend you're just a lover

[akashizaya]

[flirtatiousmischiefarchivess]

   ”Hmph. Whatever. What does it even take t’ ruin your day then? One of these days I’ll found a weak point of yours and use it t’ my advantage. You can’t always be the one havin’ the last laugh.”

[informantizaya]

"Oh who knows~ More importantly, have you ever heard the saying about this kind of grudge being something like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die?"

[x-burnerr]

[informantizaya]

mafia-and-coloring-books replied to your post:[sometimes i’m inactive for a long time and i gain...

I lose followers every day ( u w u )

they're missing out tbh

[mirayama]

[informantizaya]

[sometimes i'm inactive for a long time and i gain followers. now i'm here and i've lost two. i don't understand, but whatever floats your nautical transport of choice]

[informantizaya]

to bend without breaking [flirtatiousmischief]

The Yakuza needed something - a distraction - to occupy some of the police force while they executed an operation. And who to turn to but the Tokyo area's most infamous info broker? They knew by now, he was capable of more than just obtaining information. They had worked together on a number of occasions, after all, with minor discrepancies. It tended to work for both parties, so they continually did "business," as it were.

Generally, the organization was good at operating under the radar, but because this mission involved a few extra men and promised to be lucrative, they could afford to hire Izaya Orihara to orchestrate a distraction.

And how easy distractions were created with the amount of juvenile gang activity in the city lately. People that age were often quite impressionable and easy to manipulate. A cinch, in other words. A lie planted - through an online chat room, of course - about some intel he had managed to obtain; an attack on the gang that was planned to go down. They should go after the rival gang before they had that chance; make the first strike.

Funny how they would listen to an anonymous girl on the internet with nothing to gain, take her advice and kidnap another girl, but one important to the leader of the Yellow Scarves. Funny how easily needless violence was incited. Humans are absolutely fascinating.

What would the leader of the Yellow Scarves do now?

[gorehorror]

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[flirtatiousmischiefarchivess]

    “As far as I need t’ go. Don’t go thinkin’ I’ll give up so easily. If it manages t’ get on your nerves enough, I would consider it a decent night.”

[informantizaya]

"I told you it's petty, didn't I? I may not be careless enough to leave my things in easy reach of any brat, but it's hardly a disaster."

[flirtatiousmischiefarchivess]

     ”Won’t be too funny if I actually do happen t’ find it and set it on fire for real, would it now? I doubt you’d be smilin’ then.”

[informantizaya]

"Honestly, how far are you willing to go for something so petty?"

[informantizaya]

[laughing at my own god damn blog title again... and what has it been, years since i came up with that now? a year+ anyway]

and edit: i went into my archive and found, yeah, i changed it may 11 of 2013 so going on a year and a half ago

[flirtatiousmischiefarchivess]

    “Tch. No. It’s hardly an easy task t’ grab your jacket and burn it. Where do you even keep it anyway?”

[informantizaya]

"Nowhere so unsafe you'd be able to get to it, clearly~"