God, yes pls

call me T | 27 | queer, he/him prns | nsft sideblog | 21+ only

[cutenconstantlyhorny]

Well, it's about time I make an intro post

Call me T. I'm 27, pan/bisexual (I identify with both labels and therefore use them interchangeably for myself) and go by he/him pronouns. This is a sideblog for my horny bullshit reblogs and occasional horny bullshit original text posts whenever I'm in A Mood.

I'm happily taken, so don't hit on me in DMs or my askbox, please.

DNI:

Under 18, although I'd prefer my followers to be 21+ (ageless blogs and blogs where I have to do math to figure out your age WILL be blocked without warning if you follow me)

bigots (this includes but is not limited to TERFS, transandrophobes, transmisogynists, exorsexists, intersexists, anti-bi/pan gay/lesbian assholes, anti trans man lesbians/anti trans woman gays, aphobes, panphobes, biphobes, if you're against good-faith labels in general)

radqueers

LGBTQIA+ discoursers in general, especially self-identified exclusionists. This just isn't the blog for that stuff

anyone that sexualizes actual minors, animals, dead bodies, incest, etc.

anyone that will tag my posts about being queer with "tw: q slur" or anything similar

detrans/sissy blogs (just not my thing, sorry)

SWERFS (we support sex workers on this blog!)

eating disorder blogs

fatphobes

Turn-ons and turn-offs under the cut:

TURN-ONS:

PETPLAY (I am a good puppy/kitty/bunny!)

THAT GAY SHIT

being a switch, but also not really (I <3 subbing)

brat-taming

light CNC/freeuse

watersports/omo stuff (except for the consumption of it)

squirting

daddy/mommy kink on occasion

dumbification

bdsm

PRAISE KINK ALL THE WAY, BABEY

age gaps between grown adults (I <3 older men/women/enbies)

intox kink kinda? Not with actual alcohol/drugs (except weed, kinda), but aphrodisiacs have me like <3

perfume/cologne/fragrance in general

corruption kink at times

soft mdom, fdom, and nbdom

being bullied in bed <3

dacryphilia

probably some other stuff I'm forgetting that I'll try to add later if I remember

not really a kink per se, but if you're trans/nonbinary I love u and I want to be friends :D

also not a kink, but fellow kinky fat/plus-size people pls follow me and also pls be my friend

TURN-OFFS (if you meet this criteria then you can still follow [except blogs featuring the ones with asterisks, if those apply to you then please stay away] I just won't follow you back if you post this kind of stuff, sorry):

scat

ABDL

emeto ANYTHING*

gore*

hard CNC

extreme pain/injuries

raceplay*

ageplay

feederism

inflation/weight gain

eating-disorder ANYTHING*

body-shaming of any kind*

eproctophilia

cuckolding

probably some other stuff I'm forgetting atm

These lists are not exhaustive and will probably be updated in the future!

Finally, as I stated before, this is a sideblog. If we're moots/friends, and you want my main blog where I post funny/non-nsft stuff, please DM me or ask me privately off-anon.

[copper-clitoria]

tentacle monster who loves to force a bunch of aphrodisiac in me and then hold me in embarrassingly exposing positions and then enjoy the show as i struggle and moan and beg while it doesn't give me any stimulation at all

[the-pupperrrrrrr]

"come snuggle bro"-ing my way into frotting our dicks together and silently but desperately breathing into each others mouths

[sourlemon-dude]

I want, no NEED, to suck off another trans guy.

[unbelievablekats]

Alright when am I going to be put on my knees while someone unbuckles their belt in front of me?

[ashysubbydesires]

Sorry could you say that again I got distracted imaging how good it would feel if you were on top of me right now

[dxrktopaz]

i need a best friend who’s okay with making out n have sex. like rough passionate sex

[delirious-things]

I need a frantic fuck. I need to stumble through a doorway with someone, kissing and nipping at each other however we can while ripping each others clothes off. I need belts fumbled with and shoes kicked off and clothing made just loose enough to get a hand under to touch. I need hours of sexual tension to end with me being pinned up against a wall with someone bottomed out inside of me as they desperately fuck me.

[malaz-13]

[flutterbvnny]

pee outside with me

[emo-fagwolf]

getting drunk and having to pee and getting really horny about it reblog if you agree

[inbtwxt]

tdick on tdick frotting but we both need to pee and keep leaking and it's wet and messy and you moan into my mouth and piss all over me when you cum and i follow suit bc your piss stream feels so fucking good

[urineluckpal2]

someone desperately peeing on the floor on all fours, completely naked, with their ass in the air 😵‍💫😵‍💫

[boybun-deactivated20241022]

boys who have a hard time cumming sometimes so you can just grab them by the hips and fuck them for hours and hours dumping as many loads as you can in their poor worn out little holes til they feel so good and used it doesn't matter if they could cum or not anymore (please im boys)

[potionaholic]

[soushiyo]

wait, can I post this here??

[herlittlebunnyboy]

Link below the cut again to an amazing artist, one of the best of our times: Credit to Theo Draws (u/Strange_Particular24)

https://www.reddit.com/u/Strange_Particular24/s/zwLWV1CmeU