Please Just Dont

lol im a loser

[crrocs]

Isn’t it weird how humans have to drink a clear liquid substance to survive

[evilsmurfnope-deactivated202001]

Vodka?

[crrocs]

Yes

[the-inspired-lesbian]

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

isn’t there a part of the bible where god gets mad at a fig tree for not having any figs on it and curses the fig tree?

[trainspotteranonymous-deactivat]

yeah there legit is that’s 100% true

[vibinwitch]

Yes.

[sassy-satan666]

[humanbean1111-deactivated201809]

Oh my god

[offended-fig]

W E L L  F U C K  Y O U  T O O  J E S U S

[zeroissues]

"And his disciples heard him. And they were like, "Dude, figs aren’t even in SEASON." "

[charliethatgayyouknow]

[beatrizsvati]

-twitter

[ruinedchildhood]

[buildabitchworkshop-deactivated]

dexter was so fucking hardcore

[airnomad150]

[whoareyoujules]

"Find find motherfuckers" that one killed me

[4gifs]

I must go…my people need me

[ruinedchildhood]

Not gonna lie I thought this was fried chicken

[sarahscare-a]

I’m laughing so hard at how the giant Pokemon look like in Amie and me and the boy I babysit were baughing so hard

[digitallyimpaired-deactivated20]

this took like 20 years

full zise

[fembelina-deactivated20200503]

I am in love with everything about this but especially the lashes.

[aeromantica]

[critterz11-deactivated20150816]

The McPocaylpse is upon us 

[pusheen]

[parrillamadness]

"Once Upon a Time panel at Spooky Empire May-Hem 2014 in Orlando, Florida"

[mediaite-blog]

[cutiepiek]

Bill Nye is having NONE of your shit lady.

[poyzn]

Those eyes.

[devilsbitchandaliar]

Crying

[reschultzed]

nope. those eyes are not crying. not as far as i can tell

[yungterra-blog]

sneaking into the kitchen at 3am like

i hope we have some got damn juicy juice boy shit i am thirsty as a mother fucker