this hellsite will not win

yeet.

[valtsv]

the real life version of being doomed by the narrative is knowing you have work in the morning

[valtsv]

the irl version of being stuck in the timeloop is also going to work

[turndecassette2]

[xitgivesyoupleasure-deactivated]

get in bestie we’re trying out new things even though we’re scared

[offended-fig]

you’re !! literally !! so !! pretty !!

Am egg.

[offended-fig]

hey ! i hope you’re doing alright, staying safe, thriving, getting everything out of life. i knew you for a little while a couple years ago, i always felt comfortable around you and your friends were really nice to me and it was just nice. in conversation with people sometimes you come up and you should know people always say something along the lines of “she is so wonderful”. you have a really great way about you.

Gonna need you to tell me who this is. 🥺

[meangirlnurse]

i like the little map on doordash because you can watch your delivery driver completely miss your address in real time

[meangirlnurse]

daniel you are going in the completely wrong direction. let me help you daniel

[meangirlnurse]

daniel i am hungry. i am opening my mouth like a baby bird daniel

[tortillah]

do you ever see someone so attractive that you just

[terminusest13]

Visit Original Link

[that-good-good-blog]

when this post came up on my dash my eyes skipped over the sound file and read the caption and thought “someone should make this sound* and then I looked up and felt like I had made a wish on a monkeys paw

[catboymuqing-moving]

@louisriel

[tenshichan1013]

ralph breaks the internet princess wallpapers

[gay-slime]

Me: farming

The HD texture pack villager watching me “steal” his crops again:

[teathattast]

[catchymemes]

David Schwimmer films himself in a New York supermarket with his arms full in spoof video after police issued plea for his lookalike in the UK

[renthebarbarian]

Okay…Ross Geller might have The Worst™, but David Schwimmer is a fucking treasure.

[lostinwonderland317]

[offended-fig]

Also I love you 💕

Thanks man.

[offended-fig]

Hey! Do you still post often? Also, do you like my brother my brother and me? Also you’re great!! Hope you’re doing well, you’re a sunflower 🌻

I have no idea who you are. But I occasionally visit this hellsite

[offended-fig]

Hi guys. I still exist.

[frawgs]

putting ketchup on fries is too permanent for me … i have to dip . i control the sauce

[shitpostting]

[annabellehectorworldofweird]

[xwiredearbuds2014x]