Make Sure You Scream Right Back

Are the woods supposed to be this strange?

Any others you care to share?

Not at this time. How about yourself?

Here we go again.

You’re just like one big blue-eyed fortune cookie. Cute. And I don’t care what it is, I’m still counting down the hours until blood is shed. Doesn’t normally take long.

Are you an expert on the time it usually takes for bloodshed in Mystic Falls?

#u love me

cthroughthelookingglass

"What a miracle."

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#spirit animal 1

Here we go again.

Me. You. Jeremiah. The entire town, really.

Is that where everyone is? It's a marathon, not a sprint love.

Are the woods supposed to be this strange?

You’re particularly opinionated, aren’t you. I don’t hate it.

Everyone's opinionated. I just happen to be among the few who voice mine.

Here we go again.

I give it twenty-four hours, max.

Timing yourself?

Are the woods supposed to be this strange?

I’m sure I’ll continue to sleep at night. But like I said, you’re free to share. I’m not one for pressing issues that are none of my business. It is what it is.

I hate that expression. It is what it is. Only people who say it are people who have given up. It is what it is but you can make it what you want it to be.

Are the woods supposed to be this strange?

No. I think we just drink, and see where the night takes us. If you end up spilling the beans, then you do. If not, well, you get the picture. Like you said, the stories will come out when we want them to.

Missed opportunity, love. But as you wish.

Are the woods supposed to be this strange?

Tonight might be the night you tell me that life story of yours. You know, since apparently it’s so interesting. Who knows. Guess it all depends on how honest and drunk you are tonight.

I can hold my liquor, thought that'd be obvious by now. When I tell you my story, it'll be because I want to. How about this, you can pick a life. I've literally had six if you count the times my heart's stopped and started again. So pick one and I'll tell you.

Are the woods supposed to be this strange?

Guess I’ll just have to remember to keep my mouth shut then.

Then we shouldn't have any problems, love.

Are the woods supposed to be this strange?

So, you gonna tell me where we’re going?

A bar just outside of town. No telling anyone though, don't want that secret getting out.

Are the woods supposed to be this strange?

juliettemayfair

Correction you would have yourself the best bodyguard in the world. You are a blessed man. Thank the lucky stars.

Well then what do I have to do to have you?

Are the woods supposed to be this strange?

juliettemayfair

You really know how to flatter a lady do you not? I would be amazing. I come from a well off family and money has never really mattered to me. Probably going to donate my half to my sister because she loves it. I just need good food and a place over my head and I’m good. Depends on the threat being presented. Each threat is different, requires different tactics.